Yep, I remember that reset! I would have been an August 01er. I had been using the site for tabs for about a year before that though.
Who the duck disturbs my slumber?
Drinking doesn't change anybody's sexuality. Maybe their judgement. But wtf.... People need to stop trying to normalize the sexual fluidity. It's not fucking real. Shit.... 
I thought guns were illegal there?
Quote by Hal-Sephira
A gunman killed 50 people and wounded 53 and the death of "The Voice" singer in Orlando, FL, USA.....tell me again why these weapons should be legal.

I mean, as a American baseball bat hitter myself, I'm really against guns in reality and I believe in 2nd Amendment when it comes to owning basic firearms to protect one's home and family, or even go hunting animals. But someone explain to em why in hell one person should be able to posses the firepower to kill 50 people and wound more than 50 others with a single weapon in the gay club. There was nothing like this in existence when the 2nd Amendment was written long ago.

I feel weird about this.

Let's be real, this isn't some fiction story like the Marvel character named Frank "The Punisher" Castle, who actually assaults bad people in one place and nobody can stop him from killing, so don't be butthurt about the laws, gun controls or anything. This is just crazy. People being crazy, same thing happened in a movie theater (where the Batman was playing during midnight) and other public places. Crazy is gonna be crazy. Seriously, I'm already getting tired of hearing/seeing crazy crime in the last 20 years in the USA in my life. Fuck this country (North America).....

It's not the weapons.... You CANNOT blame inaminate objects for the violent acts of a person. It doesn't fucking matter what's legal or not, they will kill because they want to kill with anything. I'm so fucking tired of this....
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Inspired by the Republican Lt. Governor of Utah giving this speech where he apologized for his past actions towards gay people:

Utah’s Republican Lt. Gov: Sorry for Past LGBT Treatment


Most people have probably made fun of gay people when we were young and stupid at least. Calling your friends gay or faggot because it was funny or whatever. How bad were you? Are you better now or do you still have tendencies to be a little homophobic? When you heard about the Orlando shooting and then found out it took place in a gay bar did it change the sympathy you had for the victims, or make you think twice or hesitate or anything?

Disagree with the lifestyle. But willing to lay down my life for anyone.
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Post 1 - OP containing stupid question

Post 2 - lol you're fucking ******ed faggot

Post 3 - picture of the pear

Post 4 - ureh ureh ureh

Post 5 - icy hot

Post 6 - irrelevant meme

Post 7 - this thread is gold


That wasn't every thread. It is now though.
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Reddit destroyed forum communities. It sucks, but that's the future.

Makes sense... I've never used reddit though.

Makes me a little bit sad. Used to be funny around here.
This place was the shit 8 - 10 years ago.

Now it's just.... Shit.
Everyone is so quick to fire people, name one band that ever became famous by firing a troublesome band member.
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I'm hoping that's not an "I volunteer" OK.

She asked for it by dressing so sexy.
"I'd rather have been raped by a man, says woman 'sexually assaulted by female friend who used bandages and a sex toy to pretend she was male"

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I wish his sister would give me BJs.

I wish his BJs would give me sisters.

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I think you wish your sister gave you BJs.

I think your sister wishes she could give me BJs.
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I once wrote a poem about the night

it was crap but yeah, I love night time, it's been so long since I had a midnight picnic

I once ate a sandwich about night. It was delicious. But yeah...
Quote by Joshua Garcia
then what happens???

Also, do you match your clothes or just wing it?

I'm bored at work.

I think this story is fake.
Quote by ErikLensherr
Germany's planning to take in nearly a million of them, UK and France are taking in less but still sizable amounts.

Shouldn't we the USA help shoulder this task and alleviate the suffering, it's not like we don't have space. Or is an influx of Muslim immigrants too scary.

No. You should trip them.
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- On UG, pornography is defined as any nudity showing any portion of the genitals of a male or female, or any portion of nipple on a female breast.
- You may not post a pornographic image anywhere on UG, or link to a website containing pornographic images.
- A person who quotes an image/link containing pornography is treated the same as the original poster, as it is reposting the image/link and increasing the chances that another user will be exposed to it.

You broke all of those rules your in a helloa of trouble dude instant ban it says

That is one single pixel from a picture of my balls. Report me, bitch.
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The moron that paid to **** a stripper.

You and GaryBillingsworth are both known as those two old guys that only post when old join dates are mentioned.


And I won't lie, I enjoy flaunting my Nov 2001 around. It's all I have.
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Top notch

pff... 02'ers...

I am the most loved UG user to ever grace these forums with my presence.
Is this possible? I love the way the tele texas special pickups sound... Would they fit in my Fender Mustang? Or would they even sound the same in a Mustang? Just wondering. Don't kill me if this is a stupid question or an impractical idea.
Quote by BladeSlinger
He never once mentioned looting or anything specific. That is strictly you putting your own words into his statement. His statement was expressing empathy for a community that is dealing with hardship, with no mention of looting.

So that is you taking his completely ambiguous statement and making it about black people looting.

^I'm pretty sure he didn't mean you, Axel.

Well then I apologize because I thought for sure we were discussing the justifications for the actions that are happening in Ferguson, MO. Are we not? Or are we ignoring the shooting and looting part?
Quote by TheChaz
I think it's cuz he's racist. I may be jumping the gun here tho.

That didn't take long... Typical.
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So why did you even bring up MLK? There was no logical reason based on what you just said.

Read the comment I was replying to. HE mentioned black people... As if their hardships are reason to loot.
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yes because the only thing the ni- I mean citizens of Ferguson are doing there is looting and it's totally not actually a troublesome small group of people that aren't actually protesters that are doing the bad things right

I'm not talking about the ones that were there peacefully. I have the utmost respect for anyone that was there protesting peacefully their opinion about this. I'm talking about the losers that are using this tragic event to score themselves a television, or just an opportunity to be violent. Those people are scum bags.
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he's also assuming that the looters are black and the supposedly black looters have any relation to civil rights because I guess those supposedly black people represent all black people

Well, that's the other thing... They're NOT all black. There are many white people acting like assholes in Ferguson right now.
Quote by Eastwinn
here jdawg mentions the only civil rights activist he knows by name

I mention one of the most respectable civil rights activists I know.
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I may not be Black,but i understand their pain. They have been pushed down for so long and have endured both mental and physical slavery and have had to put up with shit like segregation.

I'm sure MLK would have been the first person inside the Aarons stealing a tv...
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I mean, seanlang almost always takes the opposite of arguments I'm in but he's reasonable with it. On opinions, we disagree. With evidence involved, I see the reason behind his argument and usually just take a different stance in relation to that evidence.

and that's how I know JDawg is stupid instead of just on the opposing side of the spectrum.

I don't really care because I truly believe the same thing about the rest of you... It's ok!
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  • African Americans now constitute nearly 1 million of the total 2.3 million incarcerated population
  • African Americans are incarcerated at nearly six times the rate of whites
  • Together, African American and Hispanics comprised 58% of all prisoners in 2008, even though African Americans and Hispanics make up approximately one quarter of the US population
  • According to Unlocking America, if African American and Hispanics were incarcerated at the same rates of whites, today's prison and jail populations would decline by approximately 50%
  • One in six black men had been incarcerated as of 2001. If current trends continue, one in three black males born today can expect to spend time in prison during his lifetime
  • 1 in 100 African American women are in prison
  • Nationwide, African-Americans represent 26% of juvenile arrests, 44% of youth who are detained, 46% of the youth who are judicially waived to criminal court, and 58% of the youth admitted to state prisons (Center on Juvenile and Criminal Justice).

such an unbelievable load of ignorance

I'm not arguing with those statistics. I agree with them. The problem is, you and I have differing solutions to that problem and they conflict. In a big way.
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I'm actually glad to see that people like JDawg are in the minority here.

I'm in the minority HERE because the rest of the internet sees through this garbage... Enjoy.
Quote by captaincrunk
the point is that institutional racism exists. you burn a police car after a pumpkin festival and it's just cute white people stuff. you line up on a sidewalk while being black you get tear gas.

And this shit right here is why I can't take the people on this site seriously... My God, such an unbelievable load of ignorance.
Quote by Eastwinn
are you even a real person?

Do you even have anything real to contribute? Or are you full of butthurt that someone refuses to agree with you?
Quote by BladeSlinger
Probably like all those example given where people weren't drowned in tear gas

The other examples given were not riots or protests of this magnitude. This particular protest has had national attention for a few months.
Quote by stepco12345
Guys... There's no point arguing with JDawg. I've been on this site for almost ten years, and CC'd for a few of them. I've seen and dealt with stupid. A looooot of stupid. JDawg is in a class of stupid all by himself right at the top. He's an unrepentant whackadoodle loon. You'll only make yourself angry dealing with him. Disregard the moron and move on. There's really no point with him.

It makes me feel so special that I'm remembered so well around here...
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by not shooting mike brown tbqh

Uh huh. Ok. So you've seen the evidence? Did you take part in analyzing crime scene samples, data, forensics with the grand jury? You're right. If an officer has to shoot someone in self defense, he better make damn sure they're same color, right? Because we wouldn't be discussing this right now if the kid was white.
Quote by Baby Joel
If you saw the way the police handled it from the very beginning, they handled it completely the wrong way. I'm willing to bet that had the police handled it appropriately from the start, things would not be as tense as they are now.

Really? Ok, explain to us exactly how police should have handled it from the start. Go.
Quote by Baby Joel
That the police response in Ferguson has been, since the start of the protests, absurdly over-reactionary.

Really....? Because from the amount of buildings and cars set on fire, the businesses being looted, the amount of gun fire being exchanged, and the size of the crowed compared to the riots that referred to in those cute little pictures, suggest that they are probably just a bit under prepared. But what do I know? I was dumb enough to stay home and not riot and loot businesses because I was upset about a legal process.
Quote by stepco12345

I'm a little late to the party, whats the point being made here exactly?