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I couldn't find a better way to give this to you guys, so I hosted it on file dropper as a download.
This is a 32 page collaboration of all of my snuff film stories that I wrote a few months back. Ive gone through them all and made a lot of grammatical and wording corrections, but none of the plot has changed. Enjoy the carnage.
"All you had to do was follow the damn train"
Bad things ensued.
I hate encores. Every goddamn band does it now. I would actually love it if a band just came up before the last song and said 'this is our last song of the night, no really it is' and then just finished and left. I'm so sick of bands saying 'this is our last song' and then playing three more.
I am 19 and I still love Family Guy like I did, uh, I dunno now, 5 years ago? I really can't remember when I started watching it which is odd...
It's still one of the best programmes out there and it's better than most stuff, personally. People always say how American Dad! is miles better than Family Guy, but I just can't see it. American Dad! bores me...
I woudn't say that their taste is worse, as that's subjective, but I WOULD say that most women have extremely BORING taste in music. As in, they hardly know anything about it, and only really listen to things that sound the same.
I've only met like, 3-4 chicks in my whole life who didn't have a mind bogglingly boring taste in music.
idiots, all of you.
I say "Ant" and "Aunt" the same way.
In Canada, we say "zed". Although I've caught myself saying "zee" on a few occasions.
Don't do this. Your ass tissue keeps your spine from being sat on. If you lose your ass tissue for whatever reason it cause extreme nerve pain in your tail bone and you have to wear these fake ass pads. My grandpa has to wear one because he got shot there in Korea, I don't know how it took so much of his ass but it did.
Disrespect towards veterans (protesters at funerals as just one example.)
Just set your gain to SETTING THREADS ARE BANNED
and also don't you hate it when you are scrolling the page fast looking for stories and you bump into a scary picture? it makes shat shat loads of brix.
I thought it sounded familiar
if I find one I'm sure hasn't been done before then I'll post it
EDIT: 3rd time lucky? not scary but still...
On his way home that night, as he walked through town, a man stepped out of an alley in front of him. He tensed to defend himself, but the man just stood there. Looking him over, he realised the man looked like a hippie. Something of a comedy caricature of a hippie, really. Long unwashed hair and beard, sandals…and a sandwich board reading ‘THE END IS NIGH’. That, he thought, was unusual, even for a hippie.
“You want something?” he asked.
“The world’s ending,” said the hippie. “I need your help.”
He stepped around the hippie and kept walking. High as a kite, he thought to himself. The hippie started walking after him, and fell into step beside him.
“Please, I need your help,” said the hippie.
“Look, man, I’m really not interested,” he said, and kept walking.
The hippie leant against a wall, watching him walk away. The hippie wasn’t all that disappointed; lots of people gave this kind of response. Another skeptic, he thought to himself, fingering the ragged holes through the middles of his hands.