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'HEY I FOUND THIS NEW SMILEY! I HAVE TO SHOW YOU!
DID YOU SEE IT? IT BOUNCES!'
Stick Stickly was probably a pedophile
Stick Stickly most definitely was a pedophile.
He molested the tadpole from Gullah Gullah Island.
Face was bad and you should feel bad.
Now Stick Stickly, on the other hand...
'FREE CURSORS? OH AND IT SHINES?! YAY!'
But it makes you feel like you're in Pakistan, no one wants to be in Pakistan. Babu is a good fellow though, quite the restauranteur and it's a splendid establishment. One time the shrimp was stringy though.
Alright well I'm gonna go decorate for Festivus, gettin' the pole, laying out some panties, yada yada yada.
'Look, son, if I shoot ten ducks on a colourful banner on a shady website I get a free iPad! Cool, huh?'
Well at least you didn't refuse going up for "coffee" at night. "I can't drink coffee late at night, it keeps me up."check lush's sig, I remember it was there
think of cinematography like cooking,
Yeah, you gotta pull the old switcheroo. Why are you in a book club anyway? Is it for the dame? Ughh, mine (the one with the toe thumbs) is a Latvian Orthodox and now I gotta convert or she won't stay with me. I don't wanna be a phony, but if I didn't I wouldn't be the master of my domain.
Ah who cares, it's not like there's a library cop or anything. I actually think I have Tropic of Capricorn sitting around here from high school but they're just write-offs anyway.
What would you say your current anal circumference is?
I know, I wanna put the kibosh on them. They remind of that play, y'know, the one where the crazy clown offs that "Nedda"? Oh, the humanity!
You can always start a club with me.
Well I actually still have a surplus of those, we have a deal with the pimps down at the park.
I'm in. Meet me at my house tomorrow with snacks.
Well now that Jerry finally cut him off the food he was unable to even eat. I've been letting him be my partner selling Russian hats at Battery Park and he's lived with me for about a year and a half now.
I've already went streaking a couple times, aint gon matter soon.
If that's true I hope we all go. The way I see it is if I can't live, nobody else should either.
Man, I'm glad I went to school before computer literate people were teachers. Poor kids of today aint got no chance to goof off in computer class (and learn a lot more about computers that way).
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i once flipped my screen upside down with Ctrl + Alt + down or something and left it that way.
the computer teacher AND the school's tech guy didn't know what to do and called me out of another class to come fix it.
we also had to do this dumb typing test twice a week, but the program was broken and would give you a 0% if you got 100%.
naturally, everyone in the class just held the spacebar down until the test was finished.
Ooh ooh ooh
My "multimedia communications" teacher. ****ing moron, probably the worst teacher I've ever had. She forced us to use Microsoft Excel for everything (mostly just designing logos and flyers and shit) because she had no idea how to use other programs.
^gotta go for the trifecta, if your going to bang a set of sisters gotta bang them all!
No shit? I've always liked the sax, alto in particular, so the song is kind of ironic to me.
It's on my to-do list of things to learn once I have time, money, and time.