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Quote by LostLegion
'HEY I FOUND THIS NEW SMILEY! I HAVE TO SHOW YOU!

DID YOU SEE IT? IT BOUNCES!'


'No, I can't.
Hang on, let me go to this banner to improve my computer's performance so I can see them.'
Quote by WCPhils
Stick Stickly was probably a pedophile



Quote by blake1221
Stick Stickly most definitely was a pedophile.


He molested the tadpole from Gullah Gullah Island.


Y'all bitches are just jelly of his nose.
Quote by CoreysMonster
Face was bad and you should feel bad.

Now Stick Stickly, on the other hand...



Now that's what I'm talking about.
Quote by LostLegion
'FREE CURSORS? OH AND IT SHINES?! YAY!'


'Oh wait hang on. I want to see if I have a higher IQ than Paris Hilton! I can't believe they'd release that information online.'
Face was a cunt.

I couldn't watch anything without DUHOHO IT'S ME LOOK I AM A FACE AND I DO THINGS AND AAHAHAHAHAHA.
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
But it makes you feel like you're in Pakistan, no one wants to be in Pakistan. Babu is a good fellow though, quite the restauranteur and it's a splendid establishment. One time the shrimp was stringy though.

Alright well I'm gonna go decorate for Festivus, gettin' the pole, laying out some panties, yada yada yada.


Maybe if Babu had daughters with... certain assets... his business would have gone better?
I'm off to Paris!
Quote by LostLegion
'Look, son, if I shoot ten ducks on a colourful banner on a shady website I get a free iPad! Cool, huh?'


'Oh my God, son, this sheep is talking to me! What should I say back?'
No.
Because I want to be a pirate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9weu3A3zYKk

It's that time of year. It's exams. It's finals. It's mid terms. It's winter. And last and certainly the most bad, it's almost christmas shopping time.

Pit monkeys, how do you guys stay calm?

Let's share methods of feeling good all the time.

I use ambient music when I am stressed out and it helps make it easier to work or study. I also reward myself with something every time I finish a final assignment/exam (a sub for some of the easier tasks, a movie for some of the harder, etc.)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano


Well at least you didn't refuse going up for "coffee" at night. "I can't drink coffee late at night, it keeps me up."

check lush's sig, I remember it was there


I almost did. The other day I put tomato juice in my cereal because it looked like milk to me! I refused all sorts of liquids that morning because all I could see is red. I almost miss Babu Bhatt's restaurant. At least that place wouldn't make me feel like I was sleeping on Mars!
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think of cinematography like cooking,


Now that is interesting. Really cool perspective of it, really.
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http://tgun.tv/embed/sein.php

Quote by Bob_Sacamano
Yeah, you gotta pull the old switcheroo. Why are you in a book club anyway? Is it for the dame? Ughh, mine (the one with the toe thumbs) is a Latvian Orthodox and now I gotta convert or she won't stay with me. I don't wanna be a phony, but if I didn't I wouldn't be the master of my domain.


At least they have some pretty cool hats, right?
Yeah, it's for the dame. The things I do for women. The other day I took a woman out to the park and we got to talking about manure. I talked about manure for her. This can only go well, I just know it!
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
Ah who cares, it's not like there's a library cop or anything. I actually think I have Tropic of Capricorn sitting around here from high school but they're just write-offs anyway.


They are. Thank god my book club doesn't have to read THOSE.

I do have to read Breakfast at Tiffany's, however, and I'm not in the mood. Should I check to see if they have the movie when I go return Rochelle, Rochelle? It'll be easier to just watch that!
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What would you say your current anal circumference is?



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Ah damnit which reminds me I have to return that movie!
Btw I also apparently have to return "Tropic of Cancer" to the library, but I did that in, like, 1971! There must be some mistake.
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
I know, I wanna put the kibosh on them. They remind of that play, y'know, the one where the crazy clown offs that "Nedda"? Oh, the humanity!


Hey, at least it wasn't overrated like the Engl-...
...The English Patient. Sorry! I mean it was GOOD... well, okay, it was okay, but I didn't see why it was so great... You know?
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You can always start a club with me.


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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
Well I actually still have a surplus of those, we have a deal with the pimps down at the park.


Rather the pimps than the clowns. I remember there was this one clown roaming around the city while I was in line to go see an opera. I don't even want to think about it anymore.
Quote by element4433
I'm in. Meet me at my house tomorrow with snacks.


Wohoo!

Quote by Bob_Sacamano
Well now that Jerry finally cut him off the food he was unable to even eat. I've been letting him be my partner selling Russian hats at Battery Park and he's lived with me for about a year and a half now.


Oh good for you.
You really needed a comeback after those condoms, eh?
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
I've already went streaking a couple times, aint gon matter soon.


Has Kramer tried to sell any of your shit back?
Quote by Thrill-house
If that's true I hope we all go. The way I see it is if I can't live, nobody else should either.


Exactly.
Plus imagine being one of the few that survive, most probably just by the skin of their noses?

I want to plan something really stupid for the 21st. I want to be able to say that I was doing the dumbest shit on earth while millions were scared for their lives and preparing for the worst.

Something like a waffle eating contest or a fight with fireworks? I dunno. Something completely dumb so I can say yes, I didn't care about the supposed end.
I have no idea. I've never seen an episode but I am the biggest sucker for neo noir kinds of films and shows and stories. I've been wanting to watch it for ages. You could be right, for all I know.
That's it! I'm going to Harvard!
I love the Draken!

*months later*
Son of a bitch they got rid of that club.
I hate the Draken!
Yesssssssssssssss! Ahahahahahaha

"yoo stahtad eet"
Is nobody concerned that we only have less than a month of life left?
I think you should all go and live your final days to the fullest.

Like me.

Anybody want to have a X-Files marathon with me?
Quote by CoreysMonster
Man, I'm glad I went to school before computer literate people were teachers. Poor kids of today aint got no chance to goof off in computer class (and learn a lot more about computers that way).


Back when teachers couldn't withstand the powers of Alt+Tab.
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¿xıɟ ı ʍoɥ 'pǝʞɔnɟ sı ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ʎɯ ¡¡ǝʇɐɯ


A mod can't even fix his computer.
There's no hope for UG!
Quote by jakesmellspoo
i once flipped my screen upside down with Ctrl + Alt + down or something and left it that way.

the computer teacher AND the school's tech guy didn't know what to do and called me out of another class to come fix it.

we also had to do this dumb typing test twice a week, but the program was broken and would give you a 0% if you got 100%.

naturally, everyone in the class just held the spacebar down until the test was finished.


Ahahaha you either have the best computer teachers or the absolute worst. There is no middle ground.

Quote by Bob_Sacamano
Ooh ooh ooh

My "multimedia communications" teacher. ****ing moron, probably the worst teacher I've ever had. She forced us to use Microsoft Excel for everything (mostly just designing logos and flyers and shit) because she had no idea how to use other programs.


Same as what I said to Jake Poo Poo.

Also please tell me your title and avatar are from Jingle all the Way. One of the most hilariously bad movies ever.
I need to see Peeping Tom still.

So! Apparently my university has a small selection of good movies on sale.
Got Rebel Without a Cause and Notes on a Scandal for like three bucks each.
I had a communications technology teacher that... well...

I screwed around with the monitor settings on one of the school computers. I made it violet, put the screen on a slant, shrunk the screen, and put the language settings as Chinese.

I called her over and said "Miss, I was taking a break and went to habbo hotel and look what happened!"

She believed it was a virus and actually threatened to have me not only kicked out of the class but even expelled. I mean... WHAT?! I showed her I was kidding and she was annoyed, but, I mean, she TEACHES this shit and she couldn't see that it was clearly a prank?
Yes because it is ultimately_gutar.com bad for you
Yes because pot had better effects

But it is delicious.... ^_^
You won't have to worry about costs when you die from sharpened dildo death.
GUYS WHY ARE YOU DISLIKING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


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I mean they could have locked it but not delete it.

Now this will be nothing more than urban legend.

RIP Mattcoxx, ironically more of a pussy than he was cocks.
That's freaking nuts.
Quote by losing battle
^gotta go for the trifecta, if your going to bang a set of sisters gotta bang them all!


Oh come on. Khloe looks like a Shrek cake pan from Bulk Barn.
I'd bang Kim and/or Kourtney harder than the hammer at OJ Simpson's trial.

I'd also leave during the night ore sneakily than OJ Simpson at the same trial.
Quote by element4433
Cinema Paradiso


This or Psycho.
Quote by eGraham
No shit? I've always liked the sax, alto in particular, so the song is kind of ironic to me.

It's on my to-do list of things to learn once I have time, money, and time.


I really need to relearn it. I haven't played in almost 10 years.
I used to play it in band in middle school until I swapped to bass.
Maybe during the winter break I can dig it up again and try and relearn it?

Anyways night night everyone!