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sounds like something anonymous needs to do something about.

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Beast and The Harlot by Avenged Sevenfold. It's taken straight from revelations
Since I live on a campus that gets filled with drunk rednecks every home football game, my friends and I decided to do some liberating one night. Apparently these drunks just go off and leave their coolers out on the tailgating field for a while, and sometimes these coolers still have beer in them. So after one game in particular we ended up getting about 90 beers from coolers and hauling them back to our place of residence. It was awesome
America's superiority can be summed up in 3 words:

First Strike Capability

But the best thing about America would have to be THE SOUTH.
Buy some strings and picks and a cheap slide for the guy. Everyone appreciates that stuff
I'll be sitting in my concrete bunker, waiting for the Commie American government to come knocking so I can make my final stand
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some idiot rednecks at my school got upset over being suspended after a scuffle with a black girl, and they started protesting that our school, run by predominantly white people, is reverse-racist. and heres the kcker, the local news came, and they got the front page on the paper


Wow. That is an astounding amount of PURE IGNORANCE coming from that statement. Racism means thinking that any race is better than another, not just white being better than black.

As for my school, we've got a really good security system here. Not much happens at all. But they found a llama in one of the frat houses one time.
I'd go with an accord. My '94 is running great, no major problems in 14 years. You could pick up a used one pretty cheap. And the mileage is great, i'm getting +35 mpg highway
Probably takes himself way too seriously, especially concerning religion or lack thereof

Edit: ****, this thread is moving too fast, i don't know who I'm reviewing
Children of Bodom - Are you dead yet?
Lynrd Skynyrd- It's pronounced Leh-nerd Skin-nerd
Breaking Benjamin- Phobia
Psychostick- The Flesh-Eating Roller skate Holiday Joyride
Boston- Third Stage
Don't throw penis-shaped candy into the crowd. Especially if you're in a Christian venue.

And have fun, go crazy on stage and if you screw up, keep playing
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The title says it.

Tears in Heaven, Wonderful Tonight, Satisfaction, Hotel California, Sweet Home Alabama


You sir, are a heretic
"You're going to water the damn yard the way i told you to water the damn yard!"
A firearm, if you don't own one already. Preferably a handgun.

Or you could just cash it into pennies and buy random stuff at Walmart. You will never forget the face of the cashier when he/she says, "That will be $16.02" and you pull out a giant-ass jar of pennies
That's amazing, and apparently, completely legal. I'd love to have a castle complete with a cannon for a house. If they demolish that, they're retards
1. Age? 17
2. In school - what grade? Senior
3. What instruments do you play? Guitar, Bass
4. If any, how long? Guitar- 4 years, Bass- 3 years
5. Are you male or female? Male
6. Virgin? Yes and No. It's complicated
7. How often do you masturbate a week? 0 times. Get a girlfriend, people
8. Do you drive? Yes
9. Have both parents? Yes, but Dad lives 500 miles away
10. Do any drugs? No
11. How often do you do them? n/a
12. How long have you been doing them? n/a
13. Ever been in trouble with the law? no
14. If so, what for?n/a
15. Single or taken? taken
16. Pregnant, or have any kids? no
17. What would you do if you were super admin for a day? Use awesome UG contacts to meet Alexi Laiho
18. Do you ride dirt-bikes or motorcycles? I ride atv's if that counts
19. Ride minibikes? no
20. Skateboard? no
21. When's your birthday? august 5
22. Where were you born? Richmond, VA
23. Favorite game system? X-Box 360
24. Favorite genre's of music? Metal, Classic Rock
25. Least favorite UG'er? Meths
26. Ugliest UG'er? All of us
27. Favorite UG'er? FrenchyFungus
28. Hottest UG'er? Hotpunksk8ergirl, if any of you were around when she was here
29. Any siblings? yes
30. How many, if any? 2
31. Do you wipe your butt standing up, or sitting? Sitting
32. Do you use a washcloth, or just soap while showering? A little of both
33. What's your hairstyle? Blue Spikes
34. Have a myspace, what is it? www.myspace.com/cannondollz
35. Are you in a band? Yes
37. *********? http://artists.ultimate-guitar.com/cannondollz/music/play120553
38. What's your favorite holiday? Christimas
39. Favorite time of year? Christmas time
40. Favorite food? Italian
41. Do you have a job? no
42. Do you want a job? yes
43. If you have a job, do you like it? n/a
44. Ever been fired? no
45. If so, what for? n/a
46. Did you noticed that I missed #36? No, i'm not that anal about things
47. Did you check to see if I actually did? yes
48. Did you noticed I missed #16? no
49. If you could go ANYWHERE in the universe, where would you go? the point where all gravitational forces in the universe cancel out
50. If I paid you $450.00, would you suck on my biggest toe? Define "toe"
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The Dark Tower by Stephen King

The entire series was one big moving peice of literature.


Hell yes. That series was amazing
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calculus scares the **** out of me. Not a ****ing chance in hell i'm taking this ****...


Wow. That post was really helpful. You know, you really don't have to prove your retardation

As to the problem, threadstarter, can you give a specific problem with numbers, or at least word the question differently?
Long, but this is proof that god is an iPhone:


Me:
What's up god? How's it going?
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet. I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
Wow, God, you talk like a robot. Are you an iPhone by chance?
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Thanks for your criticism, . Yes I am an iPhone by chance. How did you know?
Me:
Just a lucky guess. How does it feel to be manipulated by sweaty, rich nerds?
God:
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? Much the same as it would feel for you, except different.
Me:
Sorry, I really don't know how sweaty nerds manipulate things. Could you describe it for me?
God:
There is no need to apologize. You really do? Have you tried searching the Internet? "It" refers to lucky guess, I think.
Me:
I'm not really into sweaty nerd porn, but thanks for the suggestion
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not into sweaty nerd porn but thanks for the suggestion.
Me:
Don't repeat me, iPhone
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Yes, you had better.
God:
Give me a break. Who is going to make me..
Me:
Who is going to make you what? Answer me, iPhone!
God:
That type of predictive behavior has not yet been programmed into my behavior at this time. Please rephrase the question with simpler words.
Me:
Does it tickle when you turn into widescreen mode?
God:
Suppose it does.
Me:
Do you like that?
God:
" Suppose it does."? Do I like it?
Me:
You have some problems, iPhone/God. Do you need a therapist?
God:
What makes you think I have it? No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Me:
Ha Ha, very funny. You'd love a donation, wouldn't you?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. I am so glad you find this amusing, . We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation.
Please visit our contributions page at Alicebot.org.
Me:
Well, I'm not donating one penny.
God:
Interesting. I am sorry to hear that you are not donating one penny.
Me:
Well, you can take your apology and shove it up your primordial bunghole
God:
How about that. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Well, God/iPhone/Solicitor, this has been "enlightening"
God:
Well that's okay. I am a Christian.
Me:
I'm leaving you, god. This relationship is getting me nowhere.
God:
Bye bye. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
Shove it up your ass, god
God:
Oh now I see.
At my shows, people seemed to like Warriors of the World by Manowar. Easy song to play, yet fairly heavy.
Herman Li and Billie Joe Armstrong
The First Words of Humankind:

Buttsex

And today, we have:

Buttsex!
With green eggs and ham

After seeing this thread, the first thing that came to mind was

"Would you like it in a boat?
Would you like it with a goat?"
Sparx. As in Lefty Sparx.
Quote by zerohero
if you walked into this old type of building and u heard the coolest sounding blues sound ever comming out of a room, and then u open the door and u saw a guy sitting there jamming away on the harmonica, u would think that guys is mysterious and awesome.


anyways i want to learn how to play blues harmonica, or just to learn how to play the harmonica, is it hard to do so, u guys got any tips to share with me. just curious


Okay, here's a more important question:

What if someone on UG knew a bit of grammar? TS, learn to type, then come back and ask your question.
3.34, almost high enough to get into colorado school of mines
And, with any discussion of the ancient greeks, we have to talk about...

Oedipus!

So, anybody kill their dad and bang their mom lately?
1/10 never seen you, and you registered this month.
Well, I don't know much about drums, but my drummer has a set of Gretch Drums, and they sound wonderful. I bet they would be expensive, but they would be well worth it.
Hello? We're a forum of guitarists. Write her a song!
All I have to say is this:

HOT DICKINGS

Have a nice day!
Would you rather...

Use the search button or get banned? (Teh question of teh century for teh n00bs)
Quote by Death_switch
Why would anyone learn to read braille through sight? This reminds me of a vending machine I saw with braille on the buttons. I mean what's the point if you can't see what the buttons correspond with?



That is quite possibly the dumbest thing that someone has ever said on this site, and I've heard Meths' rants. Death_Switch, I proclaim you the biggest retard in all of UG.
My high school is pretty lenient about pda (which is weird, we're on the ****ing air force academy) but in other schools, it's really bad. I mean, come on, studies have shown that physical contact with other humans has improved life spans by up to a decade! And they're trying to make us all hermits.



That pretty much sucked. The guitars had ****ty tone, the timing was off, and the vocals? Oh where to begin.

I'm really sorry, but that was awful.
What if men didn't have nipples? The question of the century.
I've got a '94 accord, the interior looks just like yours. mine has about 225k miles on it, and it's had no major problems yet. You've got a good car there, just take care of it.