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It's Chico Time, and we're feeling frisky while at Tesco. Because of a performance I was just in, I'm wearing a Nazi Uniform; for less apparant reasons, you're in a Doctor Who Alien Costume. You
lean in to me and whisper, "You look even hotter than Cilla Black" Once we're
alone, we quickly disrobe for a quick dip in the kiddies paddling pool.
As we're drying off, I take my tentacle and slowly rub it round your back of your knee. You lose control and grab a lamp shade and rub it seductively against
my ulna. In a moment of inspiration, you jump up and go to the refrigerator
to grab some Good Burger special sauce, then bring it over. I slowly devour it off your saiyan tail. We then have wild sex for 3.14159 seconds, switching from crouching tiger to hidden dragon before climaxing simultaneously. Afterward, we re-enact the entire of Casino Royale.
That's... nothing to do with myspace.
Or with their hair covering their face/eyes and everybody's like OMG YR SO FIT or OMG U HAV NICE EYES.
Like erm... hello? You can't see ANYTHING??!
should have known a broke-on-his-ass college student would be first with an idea.
as luck would have it, i scored a 5 pound jar of crunchy peanut butter for $4.50
i also bought a 2 pound jar of jelly for $0.88
unfortunately, the only kind that cheap was grape.
(i pretty much hate grape jelly.)
anyway, i have plenty of peanut butter.
do i just stir it into the ramen soup?
tbh, it sounds a bit weird.
i'll prolly try a lot of these.
but some subs will be made.
would the banana/pbj sandwich be any good with grape jelly?
strawberry jam costs over twice as much.
Like this. Not kidding. It would be so fucking awesome.
"The Sexiest Music Video Thread."
still don't follow?
I'm still missing where it says The Sexiest Band Thread.
AS i walked past a group of scene kids today, it got me thinking.
If we have these indie/emo/scene trends going around in America, what kind of trends are there on the other side of the world?
And not underdeveloped countries like parts of Cambodia and Vietnam.
Mainstream Japanese, Chinese, and Korean trends and such.
She is pretty happy about it I guess
A lot of people have requested photos of my hot relatives, and a lot of people have returned the favour by sending me photos of them drenched in cum. If you would like to see them just PM me
Meh, everyone to their own I guess.
Is it just me, or do I have the sinking feeling I've broken my guitar? (threw it across a room the other night ending a show)