two guys got caught having sex in the bathroom at prom by the football coach last year. 2 girls ran away in junior high. a kid died playing russian roulette. this really fat ugly white girl and a half retarded black kid had sex on the new wrestling mats all day.
His name was Elmer. He had a sweet beard. I half expected him to have carved his own stick out of wood.... He was actually quite good. I didn't know that the Amish played sports... Have any of you ever seen an Amish person play any other sport?
Back in Jr High we had a kid named Paul come to our school for about 4 months. Immediately he started telling everyone ridiculous lies about himself. He could bench 250 lbs, he had 2 kids and 1 on the way, he shot himself in the foot, and others.... And we found out that Paul was... well.... horny, all the time. In science class I sat at a two person table with this fat black girl named Britney. Paul sat at the two person table in front of us by himself. Everyday he would turn around and say disgusting things to Britney and he would put his hand in his pocket, start rubbing her knee, and say, "that's not my finger." He eventually got suspended for dragging some girl into the bathroom hoping to have sex with her, which was a failure on his part, and when he was getting in trouble for that, a bunch of other girls came forward saying that he either said or tried doing things to them too. After that stopped, he got into a few fights and lost all of them. And soon after, he disappeared, and no one has seen of him since.
One of the songs my band has is a bit of a depressing song and when our singer gets into it, it can sound quite sad. we were practicing it in my basement and about halfway through the song me and my keyboardist decided to have a staring contest. we went for about a minute without anyone else noticing. and when he finally gave up there were tears in his eyes just as it was getting to the most emotional part of the song were our singer was really belting it out. when they looked over and saw him crying we all started laughing and it ended up ruining the end of the song.