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more like windows late, right? right?
Pikachu!

I!/[(You)!(I-You)!]
i remember when there was no pooping allowed here.
the distribution of sex partners is probably skewed. i'd like to see the medians and standard deviations at the very least to determine how legitimate of a study this is.


zero.
i smoke weed while i fap. it's kind of like that one weird fetish where you fap while hanging yourself, except it's much less risky.
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waaaa?

What sort of back-asswards legal system have you grown up in??

Cas-

*trying to avoid the elephant in the room.*
US grand prix woooo
Quote by itamar100
Cleartune (iPhone tuner)
Skyfire Browser (allows you to watch flash videos, great for portable porn)
Angry Birds

get with the times, man. every legitimate porn site uses html5 for mobile devices like ipads, iphones, and other touchscreen tablets/phones.
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i'm pretty sure that's ann coulter's vagina.
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i wouldnt say that KG took a shortcut cause he didnt even want to be traded at first...but i agree with everythign else you said.

Yeah, I suppose saying that KG took a shortcut is taking things a bit too far.
Quote by captaincrunk
and his third best being Jkidd, then he had marion and a whole host of capable players behind him. They were the deepest team in the league.

You're so full of shit. No one would have said Dallas has the deepest team in the league before the Western Conference Finals. Everyone was writing them off to lose against the Trailblazers and Lakers. All of their "star players" you're talking about were labeled as either choke artists or has-beens.
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wat

While Dirk doesn't have the defensive play of KG, Dirk definitely outranks KG. It took KG to play with Pierce, Allen, and (I suppose) Rondo to win a championship. Dirk didn't have that. He won a championship with an old Jason Kidd, an undrafted and small JJ Barea, a Shawn Marion who doesn't perform as well as he used to (I like to call him the Matrix: Reloaded because of his decline in ability), an easily replaceable DeShawn Stevenson, and a somewhat decent Jason Terry, who Dirk had to bail out several times earlier in the finals.

Dirk was the entire team and he succeeded. At Minnesota, Kevin Garnett was the guy, who took a shortcut, so he can keep himself out of what Charles Barkley calls the "shit list."
why can't hellen keller drive?

because she's dead.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

the holocaust.
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Winner of game 3 wins the series. Calling it

statistics are on your side.
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GO DALLAS TOM CRUISE'S CHARACTER IN TOP GUN!!!!

i always preferred the dallas john mccains.
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I have so many guns in my house it's unbelievable.

Oh, this is the NBA thread.

/retarded-ass joke

retarded ass-joke

teehee
in order of most overratedness:
1. Jimi Hendrix
2. Duane Allman of the Allman Brothers Band
3. B.B. King
4. Eric Clapton
5. Robert Johnson
6. Chuck Berry
7. Stevie Ray Vaughan
8. Ry Cooder
9. Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin
10. Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones
11. Kirk Hammett of Metallica
12. Kurt Cobain of Nirvana
13. Jerry Garcia of the Grateful Dead
14. Jeff Beck
15. Carlos Santana
16. Johnny Ramone of the Ramones
17. Jack White of the White Stripes
18. John Frusciante of the Red Hot Chili Peppers
19. Richard Thompson
20. James Burton
21. George Harrison
22. Mike Bloomfield
23. Warren Haynes
24. The Edge of U2
25. Freddy King
26. Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine and Audioslave
27. Mark Knopfler of Dire Straits
28. Stephen Stills
29. Ron Asheton of the Stooges
30. Buddy Guy
31. Dick Dale
32. John Cipollina of Quicksilver Messenger Service
33 & 34. Lee Ranaldo, Thurston Moore of Sonic Youth
35 John Fahey
36. Steve Cropper of Booker T. and the MG’s
37. Bo Diddley
38. Peter Green of Fleetwood Mac
40. John Fogerty of Creedence Clearwater Revival
41. Clarence White of the Byrds
42. Robert Fripp of King Crimson
43. Eddie Hazel of Funkadelic
44. Scotty Moore
45. Frank Zappa
46. Les Paul
47. T-Bone Walker
48. Joe Perry of Aerosmith
49. John McLaughlin
50. Pete Townshend
51. Paul Kossoff of Free
52. Lou Reed
53. Mickey Baker
54. Jorma Kaukonen of Jefferson Airplane
55. Ritchie Blackmore of Deep Purple
56. Tom Verlaine of Television
57. Roy Buchanan.
58. Dickey Betts
59 & 60. Jonny Greenwood, Ed O’Brien of Radiohead
61. Ike Turner
62. Zoot Horn Rollo of the Magic Band
63. Danny Gatton
64. Mick Ronson
65. Hubert Sumlin
66. Vernon Reid of Living Colour
67. Link Wray
68. Jerry Miller of Moby Grape
69. Steve Howe of Yes
70. Eddie Van Halen
71. Lightnin’ Hopkins
72. Joni Mitchell
73. Trey Anastasio of Phish
74. Johnny Winter
75. Adam Jones of Tool
76. Ali Farka Toure
77. Henry Vestine of Canned Heat
78. Robbie Robertson of the Band
79. Cliff Gallup of the Blue Caps
80. Robert Quine of the Voidoids
81. Derek Trucks
82. David Gilmour of Pink Floyd
83. Neil Young
84. Eddie Cochran
85. Randy Rhoads
86. Tony Iommi of Black Sabbath
87. Joan Jett
88. Dave Davies of the Kinks
89. D. Boon of the Minutemen
90. Glen Buxton of Alice Cooper
91. Robby Krieger of the Doors
92 & 93. Fred “Sonic” Smith, Wayne Kramer of the MC5
95. Kevin Shields of My Bloody Valentine
96. Angus Young of AC/DC
97. Robert Randolph
98. Leigh Stephens of Blue Cheer
99. Greg Ginn of Black Flag
100. Kim Thayil of Soundgarden
Quote by Kumanji
Microsoft buys the world. Surprise surprise.

Microsoft is on a spending spree because they suffer from a problem that every big tech company has: sitting on a giant pile of money.

They don't know what to do with it. They're efficiently allocating resources to every department, and the extra cash flow is sitting stale. This is why they bought (and overpaid for) Skype.

Nokia is on it's way to becoming the next 90s Apple. They're slowly loosing their once innovative touch which gave them the largest mobile phone market share in the world. Nokia's latest products are crap compared to the latest offerings by Apple and Android phone manufacturers. They're is stuck in an age where they think having an amazing camera will sway someone to overlook the phone's shitty operating system. Microsoft buying Nokia is the best thing that can happen to them, because now they won't have to face an eventual, slowly approaching collapse.

All of you anti-corporate people cry foul and think Microsoft will use this vast new marketshare to impose their products and somehow create a draconian technology environment, but they already have a decent market share in mobile devices, and grabbing Nokia to increase your market share is kind of pointless because everyone is moving to Android or iOS devices. It's most likely that Microsoft just wants IP rights to prevent the potential cluster**** that are the patent lawsuits within Silicon Valley.
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Bloated Mac software is bloated.

except that has nothing to do with the network.

you need to look at your configuration and find out which devices are wireless. find out what router you have, since there may be some incompatibility issues if you have a wireless G router. also, look at the router's log and see if you can find anything regarding excessive bandwidth usage. you can access the router's log by typing its local IP address in your address bar to pull up the router's settings. usually, this IP is either 192.168.1.1 or 10.0.1.1.

also find out if your mom/sister do anything that involves heavy network traffic. do they have mobileme by any chance? (probably not, because it's a waste of money, but it's worth asking)
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WMDs?

watermelons of mass destruction?
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In the denominator, don't you do the division before the multiplication? I'm going off PEMDAS, which I learned in 6th grade.

multiplication and division are kind of the same as far as operations go. think about it, division is basically multiplying a number by another number's reciprocal.

16/4 is the same is 16*0.25 (0.25 is the reciprocal of 4).

your teacher should have told you that PEMDAS can also take the form of PEDMAS, PEDMSA, or PEMDSA.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_operations
that dad did nazi that one coming.
8*(15+20/5)
6/3*2

EDIT:

numerator:
8*(15+20/5) = 8*(15+4) = 8*19 = 152
denominator:
6/3*2 = 2*2 = 4

thus, 152/4 = 38
google agrees
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Exactly! Michael Jordan took a few years to win anything and he did not jump ship. The point is he was very selfish and arrogant about the entire issue. It's not like he was the Barry Sanders of the NBA, where he is the only player on a team. The Cavs were a potential dynasty in the making with the team they put around him, all they needed was to get over the hump. With Jordan, it took the Bulls like, what was it, five years to become the Dynasty they were? There is no telling how many great players would have been knocking on Cleveland's door once they erased their curse.

Seeing as how far the Browns are from respectability and the Indians will fall apart this season anyway, the Cleveland Ohio area will continue its misery when it comes to professional sports. I am in total agreement with those people that say Lebron's leaving Cleveland was the basketball player equivalent of Art Modell moving the Browns from Cleveland.

Lebron James promises a championship and seven years later: 0
Art Modell promises a Superbowl trophy and thirty-four years later: 0

i hate to rain on your cavaliers parade, but that team was going nowhere. dan gilbert is a festering sack of shit, and if you didn't notice that from his reaction to lebron leaving then i don't what will.

EDIT: tim duncan is the most boring PF of all time. seriously, you know how many women he friendzoned?
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Probly the one that was the favorite to win yet lost by like 19?

*21

i'm not sure why some were completely writing off the bulls. the heat only have three legitimate players, and once lebron and wade need a rest, they're exploited easily. the bulls have the upper hand because of their deep bench. also, look at the size of the heat and their statistics for offensive rebounds.

not rainmeter

OS X uses geektool.
a shaqtus


i'm kind of in the same boat as you, except i'm only studying in the summer at LSE.
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Aw man, this better not mean my PVR is going to stop recording episodes of House.

spoiler alert

it's not going to be lupus.
what about the bro-hipster? you usually see them at concert festivals wearing retro basketball jerseys, otherwise known as hoopsters for the time being.

and what about hipsters who are ironically bros? what are they considered? if they go too deep (like inception deep) are they considered bros because their irony started to fade and the bro persona is catching on to them?
for your ipod? look into the klipsch s4i. you'll get the MFI remote which is pretty neat.

bose are nice, but they're really expensive for what you get, and generally other high end headphones beat them out in terms of quality.
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Love it.

Guess who got to train this week with the Dolphins (my team) strength coach, the Chiefs' strength coach, and some other NFL strength coaches


i'm drawing blanks. who?
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3==============.D~~~~~~

Discuss.

can i be a mod?
this is stupid. the USD will only lose its power once confidence in the dollar drops extremely low. otherwise, the fact that the US is a massive player in the global economy makes those chances incredibly slim.

devaluing the dollar doesn't necessarily hurt the US economy. generally, a lower dollar means increased exports since domestic goods are more competitive abroad.

the fed can decrease the money supply, but that's incredibly risky considering the deflation concerns.

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I don't think inflation has any discretion to whom it'll effect.

Stansberry's point was that the U.S. can print the reserve currency, which spoils the country with universal low prices due to the fact that the U.S. does not need to purchase a foreign currency to buy foreign assets. The world accepts the dollar.

When the world no longer accepts the dollar as the standard, and the United States much purchase a foreign currency to buy oil, and gas in America reaches the prices that it is in Europe, it'll have pretty ridiculous effects. People can't afford to pay 7-8 USD for a gallon of gas.

US companies and the US still need to purchase with foreign currency in order to purchase foreign goods. otherwise, the foreign player accepts the dollar and invests in it as an asset which is why the US dollar is so popular.

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Yes, because the military receives an absolutely disgusting proportion of the national allowance. Why? Because it makes lots and lots of money for arms manufacturers. Take the money spent on bombs and jets and put it into solar and wind and ****ing tell me sustainable power is unattainable.

no. what will end up happening is that all the politicians in bed with the oil companies will find ways to screw over renewable energy technologies.

renewable energy is sustainable through capitalism. the only issue being faced is that everyone invested in so much capital for oil that the short term costs aren't worth bearing. add that to the fact that it's practically impossible to get any sort of government incentive programs to increase the abundance and advancement of renewable energy and we eventually have an externality.
this is sadder than those ASPCA commercials.
all doggs go to heaven.
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Because of their nuclear programme. And because when we try and get aid into the Palestinians who are forced to live in squalor the Israelis shoot people on the boats and jail the aid workers. And because they treat Arabs in their country as bad as blacks were treated in apartheid South Africa. And because Israelis think that they have some god-given right to subjugate and exploit people like that for a little patch of ground.

Should have created Israel in America somewhere so the fascist butt-buddies could live a bit closer together.

it can be argued that the conflicted viewpoints of the US stems from their involvement with israel.

see: RFK assassination.