I have seent this in real lyfe.
I want to tell you that I love you so bad! You're the greatest thing that has ever happened to me and I never want anything to change. You make life worth living.
Getting my hair caught in a fan and it ripping my scalp.


This isn't my real username though :P
A big black guy reached his hand inside of a truck I was in and grabbed my phone off of the dashboard and ran away while I was at a gas station once.

I was too scared and I didn't really know what to do.

I didn't know you could be pregnant and still have sex til a few years ago.

Stranger Things Have Happened - Foo Fighters
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FALSE, the correct answer is Rick Rubin.

Lately Freaky Styley has been my favorite album, American Ghost Dance is just so good.

Bass strangs are biggur and thickur.
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Can't most people kill you that quickly?


Anyone could kill you pretty much.
Why do you want to watch this WITH your parents?
Haha, I just saw your floral shirt in the Lookalike thread.
Eat go.

You like my custom made temporary username?
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A bit late, but a few weeks ago I woke up on a Saturday morning, and lay in bed trying to come to a conclusion on the question "Are trees warm or cold blooded?".

Then I realized they have no blood and I felt really stupid.

You guys kill me.
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You know what freaks me out the most about this one? It has 3 'thumbs'!

I thought the same thing!
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What is that!

Haha, I don't know.
I just found it.
captivate - 4
aig91 - 16
divid3d - 13
nightraven - 10
DeliriumBassist - 36
ZeGuitarist - 16
Nelsean - 8
ZanasCross- 22 HURT
Colohue- 16
wahappen- 9 HEAL
You work at Subway?
Because I just got a footlong.

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So beating your wife is okay, as long as you "love" her?

Oh blah, blah.
Bella falls for all of his shit.
She probably wouldn't even care if he just smacked her around every once in a while.
She'd find a way to justify it.
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You should mind, Edward is misogynistic and downright emotionally abusive towards bella.

Pshh. That's totally okay with me.
He does love the girl.
No one can deny how beautiful that wolf body is though

And meh, the books entertained me through the last semester of my senior year.
They did their job.

And I wouldn't mind an Edward of my own.
I've heard this a few times but I wish :/

I think we just have like similarish noses.
And she's sans the glasses.
I gave up.
I hate college.
I'm joining the Air Force.
I used to think "keyless entry" was really a type of car called like a "Keyla Sentry" or something.

You have a good day?
I didn't think this was a serious thread at first.
I'm never in here :/

But I'll say
Maid of honor anyone?

This is tough.
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These guys look pretty legit.

I couldn't agree with you more.
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We're gunna need a vicar.

Round one up!
Let's all get married!
I'm down for that too.
I'm down.
Ugh I've been bored as hell lately as well.
We have this whole damn internet and can't find anything entertaining at all.

What did you do today?