I remember when I was 16 or so and I joined this site, I was about to become a mainstream kid, listening to the same crap everyone else does, dressing the same way everyone else does, having the same old crap of hating your parents and the same ol' teenage angst. What did I do?

I let this site change my life.

I started listening to different music, the music made me an elitist, I started hating most people because most teenagers that use this site that are trolls are just like the people I have to deal with in real life, I started neglecting my friends because I thought that because I was in an internet forum that I was learning much more about life and I was learning a philosophy that I could use in real life, I was learning from real life situations from the stories I read in here and I didn't need to go experience much in the outside world.

I became in short, guided by UG. Now I know how to distinguish right from just plain ridiculous, which is why I never actually followed memes in real life and never killed anything with fire or whatever

Why do I need to be IP Banned?

Because I dont want any chance of me coming back ever to this site. I let it control me and I let it influence me more than anything else and I was ****ing stupid for it.

Yes go ahead and make fun of me, I need to, I deserve to, because I didn't take any guidance from the real world I was living and took most of what I needed to make decisions from a lot of what I thought were smart threads. So goodbye UG. I hope I never have to make a decision like this ever again.

And the standard bannable offense:

See ya guys.
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I'm recording by running a cable from my amps output to my laptop, and everything works except while I'm recording the guitar doesn't go through the computer's speakers so I can't hear the amplified version of my playing while I'm playing.

if your amp has a headphone input I'd use that to hear what I'm playing. My setup is different but I can still hear myself over the speakers, so idk.
I have enough confidence to say I'm good. Not overrating myself, but I think I've worked enough to be able to say I can keep up with a few players.
some of you might kill me for.

Cats can get AIDS and Leukemia.

Now, i find this funny because of all the 4Chan jokes and what not about cats, AIDS, and Cancer...but I never thought all 3 combined was possible. I found this out because my friend took her cat to see an infection that was under the cat's tongue and and she said "yeah it could have been a lot worse, Feline Leukemia, AIDS or something of that sort"

I was like


So I thought I would share this little gem of information. Your cats can get AIDS and Cancer, for those of you who didn't know.
Quote by jake911
"People don't seem to like fish. They're slithery and slimy, and they have eyes on either side of their pointy little heads—which is weird, to say the least. Plus, the small ones nibble at your feet when you're swimming, and the big ones—well, the big ones will bite your face off if Jaws is anything to go by."

They have a problem with eating them, but they certainly dont have one with hurting their feelings! Bastards!

In the words of Kurt Cobain:

its ok to eat fish...because they dont have any feelings

Peta is pathetic.
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Your signature is wrong, its technical soul you nigger.
BUMPITY BUMP! damn, 3 month bump if I'm not mistaken. Listening to the Winger Demo Anthology, where every song is 1/2 a step up and Kip didn't choke on one note! man...the guy's truly incredibly.
OOOOHHH YE-HEA, the one he does in Fuel is my favorite, everything else is amazing.
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
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You fapped twice in 18 minutes?

No I fapped this morning and hour ago I dont feel like fapping right now XD.
I dont smoke, I can't drink legally until I'm 21...and my friends suck...and why would I BUY porn? XD.

EDIT: I'm listening to Alice Cooper XD.
I've already fapped twice...

what's there to do? enlighten me
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']He meant good songs.


Says the guy with the Thrice avatar
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Thanks, I had a huge conflict with the Floyd Rose. I went to Guitar Center and played a Jackson Rhoads and I loved it, but I never even touched that Floyd Rose because I heard how annoying they were. Sure, they're cool, but you can only go so far before it's a nuisance.

wait wait wait...hold on a second, you HEARD how annoying they are? You didn't bother to check it out? Dude changing the strings on a Floyd is not the hardest thing in the world, now playing in different tunings is a different story but I dont think you should rule out a Floyd on things you heard...
I dont think it ever goes away until its fulfilled. Its like love has a meter that needs to be filled, once its filled, you can fall out of love or if there's a good reason keep at it and fill a second meter. Now once you've fallen out of love what doesn't go away is the thoughts on how you felt during that time. That's memories, not love. Which is what I think is what TS is really thinking about.
The Fast And The Furious

and no I'm not a quick shooter
anyone? bump for my car's epic justice.
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all my life.
Thank you UG's Metal forum retards and trolls for the inspiration.

Enjoy ladies and germs, frankly its early.
Bitch Nigga! pull a Reb Beach in the middle of the hallway!

TAN CANA CANA CANA CAN *tap 1685446546854447164471454444841168745144498451321684764149474148974446549741165444897*
I was just reminded by my lesbian friend (who is a dyke so no pics unless you want lose your boner ) that I have the prettiest dick she's ever seen. I've also been told by miscellaneous girls that I have a very nice looking penis.

So I wonder fellow UGers, as its 3:06 am here...who's been told their dick is pretty?
I do some Reb Beach type tapping and just a couple of guitar faces and I ****ing rule, end of story bitches.
Bump for epic justice.
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Uh.. Tucker Max is really just a huge douche who lives off his dad and makes up horrible stories on his blog. I don't doubt that some are true, but most of it he just pulls out of his ass.

He did that when he was 21 He's got a movie coming out soon and sells more books than most metal artists sell albums, I think it speaks for itself.
Its surprising Pit goers dont know much about this guy...or maybe they're offline copying Tucker Max while the rest of us are fapping

I really hope some UG'ers can find as many lulz as I did on his website, as this man has been drunk with Maddox.

Enjoy and Happy New Years.

EDIT: I actually read his book, my friend had a copy of it and instead of paying attention to him, I read half the time
Quote by Ecliptica24

What's the big ****ing deal? materialistic slutty women dont want to **** ugly men, that's the bottom line. Sounds like you're ugly and have low self esteem, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Just kidding haha.
I'm going to a club with my best friend for a New Year's Party =] So its all good haha, if not, I'm going to my friend John's New Year's Party and I'm gonna **** my girlfriend on his bed and lock him out of his room while he's trashed and thrashed =].
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I have no words for how funny this is. I honestly would have never done this with anybody else, but my God, the pictures are just hilarious. I'm balling my eyes out right now of hard I'm laughing. I had to share them.
I had a dream, in 4th grade I saw me, in a concert chair, playing a 1963 Fender Stratocaster that looked like this.

that dream stuck with me until 10th grade when i finally was able to pick up a guitar since I was broke before then. I love the instrument, I love the way it sounds and how i feel when I play it, I feel if i was wielding a battle axe always have, always will.
In terms of guitar tone and bass heaviness, Metallica, no question, Rust In Peace sounds TINY compared to the Black Album. Good God the first WINGER record sounds INCREDIBLY heavy for a glam metal record and has a definitely heavier bass and guitar sound than any Megadeth record.

In terms of song writing and the "heavy" FEEL, I think Megadeth win this one. The riff to Symphony Of Destruction, the riff to Peace Sells, Wake Up Dead, In My Darkest Hour, holy ****....I can sit here naming them all day. If they had a heavier guitar tone, holy ****, most head-bangable riffs ever
I'm a firm believer that there should be a positive message in metal, rather than its usual humorous, cheesy and and sometimes unusually disturbing image. I really think so. Not everything has to be cheesy horror stories and depressive drug addictions and alcoholisms and ballads about lost love.

Most glam metal songs were about drinking, having sex, partying, cars, motorcycles, living life with a smile and having fun and being happy. Power metal as cheesy as it is, most songs are an anthem, an anthem for greatness, for glory. In whatever perspective you put it in, the music and the lyrics and the vocals make sure you think that that glory and greatness is not just about what they're talking about in the song, its to lift your spirit and make the listener happy.

oh and...who hasn't heard Beer Beer! and haven't had a good laugh!? seriously!
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Make, model, and year?

Exactly how hot did it get? Generally, when a car overheats, you end up blowing your head gasket. Its the thin paper thing between the bottom end and the top end of your motor.

Pray that your headgasket is ok, and try to determine WHY it overheated.

Heres a few possible solutions and how to check (remember, model specifics will mess you up in your diagnosis:

Thermostat is not open = On your radiator you have two main hoses. One is on the bottom, and one is on the top. If the top hose is colder than your bottom hose, your thermostat is faulty. Replace it, and hope for the best.

Fan not coming on = It all depends on what your car is to diagnose it. Some fans are electrical and come on with a temp switch located somewhere in the coolant system. If thats the case, try to manually hardwire the fans to come on. If they do, its probably the temp switch. If its belt driven, check your belts. I know ford, toyota, and probably a bunch of other manufactures have a setup where when a piece on the fan gets hot enough it acts like a centrifugal clutch and engages the fan. Maybe thats bad.

ITS A START, amirite?

Edit: Forgot a few things. You also might have air in your coolant system. Make DAMN sure that the car is COLD. Im talking let it sit overnight cold. Open your rad cap, and fire it up. If you start seeing bubbles, let it go. Wait till you stop seeing bubbles, top off the rad with coolant, close the cap, and see if it overheats.

Oh, and water wont hurt your coolant system if theres only a little bit in there. The main reasons why we dont use water as opposed to coolant / ANTI-FREEZE, is in the name. Water will freeze inside your coolant system when its really cold, and coolant will not. It also has a higher boiling point. Plus, plain water will rust, which is not good for a cooling system. If you do figure out whats wrong, flush your coolant system.

Make and model an year. 1995 Nissan Sentra GXE, Engine swapped to a 1999 GXE engine.

Here's the things that happen with the car now.

I put water in the radiator yesterday against my better judgment since I dont have coolant on me. The smoking stopped. The head gasket I think is fine, the car doesn't smoke anymore from anywhere. Now one thing I did notice is that the water started to bubble up in the coolant tank which is a little yellow tank next to the radiator in which you put the coolant/anti freeze and that has a hose that transfers it to the radiator. So I'm thinking that the water started to boil...for some awful reason.

I thought it was the relays since that's what my uncle told me to check, I checked and the relays are fine, there's 2 of the same type and I interchanged them. Now the theory is that since one of them is for the ignition switch, the car wont turn on if the relay's fried...the car turned on just fine. Now I put them back in their original place and left it at that.

These are the few solutions I can try for now, the taking off the radiator cap and firing it up and seeing if its just air, check the thermostat which is an easy check, the fan is electrical since there's a relay box connected to it

If you can help with anymore of this then please do so guys, sometimes The Pit is an amazing thing
Guys I'm having some serious car issues, I dont know exactly what it is, but before I do anything I need to see what you guys think of it. Now my car was starting to overheat yesterday and I immediately pulled over, put on my hazard lights, called my insurance company and waited until my tow truck arrived. This morning I started it up and it ran fine for about 10 mins and then it started smoking from what I think is the radiator cap, which has a little hose on the bottom of it which started smoking after I ran the car for 10 mins.

Now my grandmother...being the automotive illeterate person she is, put water down the radiator cap to use it as a coolant...probably not a good idea, but I dont remeber auto tech class very well so the jury's still out on that one.

Now, I need to know what to do. I know taking it to a mechanic is what common sense would dictate, but I dont have the money for that right now, in fact I dont have much money to do anything really so I can't afford to waste any, so I need to be careful with what I do with it.
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Oh yeah, how's his clothing business coming along?

umm...idk look it up on google.
Go play in Gorgoroth.
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Not everyone is an expert in the stuff you happen to like. From the sounds of things you should be glad they're having a conversation with you at all.

I agree, everyone's ignorant to some point, do all of you know EVERY SINGLE CLASSIFICATION of music? I bet not, most of you in here need to shut the fuck up. I'm not offended if they call Necrophagist or Carcass screamo, I could frankly care less, I know the right genre both bands are in and I've gotten used to people being ignorant, but then again, we all are to some degree so it doesn't matter. You people need to stop being so damn "tr00" it makes most of you look incredibly retarded.
Quote by cokeisbetter

The first thing I thought was, "Dude's gonna get laid". Did that happen yet?


that's the thing.

In 4 books...the guy has never gotten ANY poon.