I had a job painting houses. I was on the roof and spilled a bucket of paint. Then the paint went into the gutter, down the downspout, and onto another roof.


They don't gross me out or anything, but they've certainly scared the hell out of me late at night while working on homework or on the computer. They are insanely fast.

Also, read this:
I'm completely against it. Whenever I see a kid on a leash, they're actually well-behaved, so it makes the parents look awful. Why does the kid need to be on a leash if they're doing exactly what you tell them to do anyway?
Mine is VeJay (pronounced as if you were to just say the names of the capital letters). It's a combination of my paternal grandpa's first and middle names, Victor Joseph, leaving me with the initials ZVJA.

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Zachariah isn't strange either, it's cool. Sometimes I wish my name was Zachariah instead of Zachary.

No you don't. People sometimes call me that. It got really old really quickly.
There's an absence in my life.

Is it meaning, purpose, direction? No, it's too early on to worry about that. I'm just a freshman in college; I need to have fun.

Is it a deep emotional connection with someone? Or is that what I even need right now? Am I just starved for a physical connection? I miss being able to hold someone. I miss it so badly. I miss being able to say the types of things I'm typing right now to someone in person, even though I'd almost never take advantage of that privilege. I'd almost rather someone pour their heart out to me. Or at least trust me enough to do so.

Is it closure from my previous relationship? How could it be? I know what happened. She is a cancer to everyone with whom she comes in contact and I was the last one to realize this. She is begging me for closure, but I can't let her have it. I gave her everything for too long; this is one thing she can't have. Is that wrong of me?

Am I a doormat? I was. Am I still a doormat? Or am I too shy to find out?

Is it discipline? Yes. I am nocturnal now, but I can't be anymore. It's physically affecting me in numerous negative ways and probably making my turtle sick. I've become unreliable, pressed for time, and I have no idea what I'm going to do when I go back to school in a few days. My lack of discipline there only affects me, so I'll have less motivation. At least I'll have a strict schedule.

Am I typing this because I watched Mulholland Drive a few hours ago and I'm still shaken and confused? Probably. I need to sleep.
Here's a stoner comic I made. My fellow Jews might get more out of this one, but it's funny nonetheless:

A music box from 1899 with 4 song rolls
Over a year ago, I saw a poster on here that was awesome, but I can't find it anymore. It was a man with a suitcase walking from the body to the neck of an acoustic guitar. The poster was also in black and white. Does anyone know what I'm talking about/know the artist? Thanks!
I have a soap dispenser, a candelabra, and a roll of toilet paper in a frozen Arctic tundra. I'm dead. I lose.
I'm going to be a freshman at the University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign for EE. I can't believe I start classes in less than a month!
Can't think of 3, but Toy Story 3 was the closest I've come to crying during a movie.
5 on Psych and 4's on both Econs
Last year I got 5's on both Calc BC and Chem
My medical fact of the day: After 18 years of going to my doctor and having my heart listened to, I just found out today that I have dextrocardia from an EKG.
I'm going to start studying electrical engineering at the University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign this fall.
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What the fuck is he holding anyways?

It's definitely a turtle, possibly some kind of snapping turtle.
15, in order I first was there:
Illinois, Wisconsin, Missouri, California, New York, Connecticut, Indiana, Michigan, Minnesota, Iowa, Washington, D.C., Virginia, Maryland, Florida, and Louisiana
Name: NMDA Receptor
Album: For the Poor Browns
Single: The Body
I have a general rule with meat: I don't eat it if I've had it as a pet, and I won't have it as a pet if I've eaten it.
I have a dog.
Hedgehogs are awesome, but they get sick and injure themselves extremely easily.
Username: ZAxel
Real first name: Zach
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Jewish (I treat it like family traditions, not a religion)
Nationality: Russian, Polish, Romanian
First vegetable that comes to mind: Well, "apple" came to mind first, but since that's a fruit, that didn't work. Then "corn" came to mind, but that's a grain. Tomato…shit. Pepper. EDIT: Damn, another fruit. Onion.
Favourite band: Umphrey's McGee
Favourite guitar player: Too many to name 1
Favourite guitar: I don't really have a favorite, but I'm GASing over the Ibanez AS93
Favourite album: See: Favorite guitar player
Best concert you've attended: Justice Tour
Tea or coffee: Hot chocolate
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? No
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? Do shitty outhouses count? If not, then no.
What's the weather like there? On Friday it was between 60-70°F; now there's snow on the ground.
Favourite film: See:Favourite album, Favorite guitar player
Do you give money to hobos? Rarely
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? I have no idea.
Favourite Simpsons character: I don't remember; I haven't watched in so long.
Are you a virgin? My one year anniversary of losing my virginity is on the 27th of this month!
Record no. of faps in a day: 3
Favourite cheese: Mozzarella, just because it's on pizza
Ever had a wet dream? Duh.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: …I don't want to talk about it.
Favourite animal: Manta ray
Do you live on the coast? No, but my city does border Lake Michigan
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): I don't know, lots of places?
Favourite author + book: Author: I don't reall know, but book: Middle Passage by Charles Johnson
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: Candy and a movie rental
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: I broke my right middle finger and didn't know it for 6 weeks; it's permanently swollen and bent.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? All 3!
Have you read LOTR? I tried reading The Hobbit twice, but I stopped reading at the same part both times.
Ever broken someone's nose? No, but I once volunteered to help my sister practice lacrosse once and she hit me in the nose; the right corner of my nose now has no cartilage. It's squishy!
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Kayaking
What's your dream job? Musical acoustician
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Save and pay for college
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? No
Ever been in a car accident? Minor ones caused by me
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Both
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? CUT. IT. OFF.
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I say it's ok. There is no such thing as bad head. Some is just better than others.

I think a more interesting question would be where.

On topic: I was 17; it was in either March or April of last year.
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Axelrod? Any chance you can trace your lineage back to New York?

Yes, but not the Axelrods.

EDIT: WAIT! I think my great-great uncle lived in NY. Abraham sound familiar?
You have the same last name as me!

Oh, and that video was awesome!
It was probably as soon as I left the hospital after I was born.
Seriously, it could be sex.
I'm doing theater sound right now. I just got home from a 9:00 am-5:30 pm tech rehearsal for my school's production of A Chorus Line.
I'm 99% sure I'm going to be a freshman at the University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign this fall for electrical engineering.
Or, more commonly, the above plus "rod" at the end.
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But what if the other guy is imitating your firmness too?

*head explodes*

Then it generally varies at random from 3-8. It's awkward.
My handshake has exactly the same firmness as the person I'm shaking hands with; I imitate their firmness.
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"A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB "

I could back up my computer triple times.
I can't wait.
"Oh no, I'm running out of space on my computer! Wait, I'll just jack off and have over 1.5 PETABYTES of space!
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Anyone ever watches the movie Altered State where the dude goes into one and comes out as an ape killing everyone?

It was awesome. I wanna do it.

Altered States is a great movie. I want to try an isolation tank at some point.