Real first name: Zach
Religion (or lack thereof): Jewish (I treat it like family traditions, not a religion)
Nationality: Russian, Polish, Romanian
First vegetable that comes to mind: Well, "apple" came to mind first, but since that's a fruit, that didn't work. Then "corn" came to mind, but that's a grain. Tomato…shit. Pepper. EDIT: Damn, another fruit. Onion.
Favourite band: Umphrey's McGee
Favourite guitar player: Too many to name 1
Favourite guitar: I don't really have a favorite, but I'm GASing over the Ibanez AS93
Favourite album: See: Favorite guitar player
Best concert you've attended: Justice Tour
Tea or coffee: Hot chocolate
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? No
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? Do shitty outhouses count? If not, then no.
What's the weather like there? On Friday it was between 60-70°F; now there's snow on the ground.
Favourite film: See:Favourite album, Favorite guitar player
Do you give money to hobos? Rarely
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? I have no idea.
Favourite Simpsons character: I don't remember; I haven't watched in so long.
Are you a virgin? My one year anniversary of losing my virginity is on the 27th of this month!
Record no. of faps in a day: 3
Favourite cheese: Mozzarella, just because it's on pizza
Ever had a wet dream? Duh.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: …I don't want to talk about it.
Favourite animal: Manta ray
Do you live on the coast? No, but my city does border Lake Michigan
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): I don't know, lots of places?
Favourite author + book: Author: I don't reall know, but book: Middle Passage by Charles Johnson
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: Candy and a movie rental
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: I broke my right middle finger and didn't know it for 6 weeks; it's permanently swollen and bent.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? All 3!
Have you read LOTR? I tried reading The Hobbit
twice, but I stopped reading at the same part both times.
Ever broken someone's nose? No, but I once volunteered to help my sister practice lacrosse once and she hit me in the nose; the right corner of my nose now has no cartilage. It's squishy!
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Kayaking
What's your dream job? Musical acoustician
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Save and pay for college
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? No
Ever been in a car accident? Minor ones caused by me
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Both
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? CUT. IT. OFF.