PCP anyone? How about some DMT?
I lawl hard at some of the responses in this thread.

Robert Fripp's use of soundscapes was pretty innovative and proves to be pretty influential in genres such as post rock today. Eric Johnson is fairly innovative as far as the technical aspect of his playing. Can't forget Buckethead, he does a lot of crazy stuff with both his playing and effects he uses.
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Evolution is a fact, but God fed the plankton the rare candy.

Nah dude, I guarantee that's not what happened. Haven't you ever played Spore?
Anyone who enjoys Stephen King is cool. And apparently you are a girl, and that's cool too.
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Yeah, he's pretty cool.
Having a teacher can help, that definitely helped me. I also find watching Eric Johnson perform to inspire me to want to play.

Or you could just get some amphetamines....
I think they're in it for the lulz. YOU SHAKE YOUR ASS BUT YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD.
Definitely looking forward to a new UneXpect album, they are fucking geniuses.
One time I discovered that when baking soda and vinegar were mixed, they created a mildly amusing chemical reaction. This got me thinking that if I were to cause this chemical reaction to fizz out the top of a paper mache mountain, it may resemble a volcano to the unsuspecting Science Fair enthusiast. I never tried it though.
I remember when I found out that my guitar teacher didn't believe in Jesus. I think that may have been the greatest day of my life, even better than the threadstarter's day.
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I can't wait until Phelps dies.

Gonna be great when thousands protest his funeral.

That will be the biggest protest ever. I bet they don't even have a funeral for him.
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There is a secret, they hate PIRATES..........ya Pirates.
So if Pirates would show up they will leave.
It happened in Arkansas.
It is LMAO...........funny!
These guys had signs reading "God hates shrimp" and such.
They spoke in pirate and were peaceful, the westboroidiots packed up and
I think it would be fun, but my mother raised me better.
Peace to these families, I have watched the sorrow all week from a far.

If the Patriots are there they will have no problems.
Hey maybe the bikers remind them of Pirates.

Should invite them to Bulldogs for a Saturday nite brew and introduce them to
our corn feed asses!!!!!!!!!!!! oh ya

Wait, who are you? You're obviously from my area since you know of our school's previous mascot and the name of the local bar.
The Patriot Riders will be there, so no violence will be necessary. It will also be unnecessary for anyone else to counter protest, the motorcycle gang will take care of it I should think.
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I find this statement ironic because you have Gandhi as your avatar

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But honestly, if Gandhi were still alive, he'd go Dhalism on westboro.

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hold up a sign that says Fuck god

Already addressed this, would not be a good idea.
I have a large group of people now willing to create a human barrier and attempt to keep the protestors at distance from the funeral. And I have heard confirmation from many people that motorcycle gangs shall be attending.
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Make a bunch of blasphemous signs like "God isn't even real" "Imaginary friends can't hate" "Westboro Baptist Cult is a tool of the devil" "F*ck your god!" ...and so on. But, that's what I would do.

Or, you can organize a human barrier so they can't even get near the funeral. Protest meets protest. A protest of a protest. Something like that.

Too many people, including the families of the deceased, would be offended by such blasphemous signs. There will literally be thousands of people at these funerals to pay their respects to the deceased. As for the human barrier, that just may work. I was somewhat opposed to the idea of additional protests at the funeral, but if we can create a human barrier and maybe even draw them away from the funeral, that would be a good idea. Someone else suggested parking large, noisy diesel vehicles such as tractors, combines, and trucks near the protestors to keep them out of sight and unheard (the funeral is in a small farm town).
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Interesting that you say that, because from my knowledge of the bible (I have read all of it), Jesus accepted homosexuals. Infact, the only people he rebuked were the self-righteous people in the church.

I know of several people who are counter-picketing, but I think that would be somewhat disrespectful to have more people add to the protesting at the funeral. The cops know about it, and will do whatever they can, but for the most part WBC keeps things legal.
I'm not sure if they actually have a physical church building, I think they just call themselves a church because they are a group united under a similar religious belief system.
Apparently I just found out that the Westboro Baptist Church has a history of failure in Nebraska and there could be a certain level of vengeance involved in this. Earlier this year, they picketed a soldier's funeral and they lost every lawsuit they charged against people, and also lost a lawsuit filed against them. I'm hoping this is the true reason they are coming and not because of my friends being "rebellious brats who deserved to die."
Get that biker gang. Here is their website.

The thing is most of these biker gangs only go to if Soldier's are having their funerals picketed, I have heard nothing about them going to something like this before.

Oh, and I live in Nebraska. Eastern Nebraska to be exact.
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Why the quotation marks? Are they not a church?

Were you friends gay?

I would consider a hate group that disguises their actions as religion, but if you want to call them a church, oh well. No, my friends were not gay. They died in a car accident and posted the following as their reasons for picketing:

Cass County Fair Grounds - Three Dead Brats 144th Street and Hiway 1 Like a bad horror flick, these rebellious perverts from Nebraska (and they call US gouls) are going to have a Memorial Service on their High Holy Day of Halloween in, CHECK OUT THIS NAME, Weeping Water, Nebraska. Each one of the people involved in this freak show needs to go find a really dark, quiet corner kneel down and humble themselves before God Almighty and SHUT UP! Like the other beasts of this earth, who know enough to quietly hide when their fellow creatures have been slaughtered. Not these aggressively rebellious God-hating necrophiles. They set up a weeping and wailing and demanding that God bless them. It's NOT going to happen. The curses of God reside on Nebraska and all of "small-town" america. You sent the bastards with governmental power to try to stop the servants of God from coming to you to entreat you to just simply OBEY GOD! You ordered them to arrest us, and tried to get our children. You know what you did in Bellevue, Nebraska! Now God, in retaliatory wrath has taken your three over-fed, over-indulged, spoiled rotten brats. Here is the picture of today's american youths, to wit: Isa 30:1 Woe to the rebellious children, saith the LORD, that take counsel, but not of me; and that cover with a covering, but not of my spirit, that they may add sin to sin: Isa 30:9 That this is a rebellious people, lying children, children that will not hear the law of the LORD: Eze 2:3 And he said unto me, Son of man, I send thee to the children of Israel, to a rebellious nation that hath rebelled against me: they and their fathers have transgressed against me, even unto this very day. Each person in Nebraska who does not actively discourage the mistreatment of God's elect is personally and collectivley responsible for the deaths of these three brats. Hold onto your hats, you haven't seen anything, yet. AMEN!

Murdock High School - Why did you kill those kids? 300 Wyoming Street We are going to picket this High School. God is punishing these small town High Schools in His wrath - exceedingly righteous wrath - because all of you corn-fed, self-righteous hypocrites are personally responsible for the state of this evil nation. Out of one side of your over-fed, God-hating mouths you talk about God. Then you lie to your children about God and tell them that God is a liar. You know you do that! You yammer, and write your hateful letters to the editor, and blogs talking about "I feel so sorry for the children of those picketers" and "someone should do something about that, that's got to be child abuse", etc. You don't worry about the children who God has given us - our children are alive and well, and we KNOW where they are. You need to tend to your children and STOP lying to them! Here are some verses which tell what you are, and how God deals with people like you, to wit: Pr 30:20 Such is the way of an adulterous woman; she eateth, and wipeth her mouth, and saith, I have done no wickedness. Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, 23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things. 24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: 25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. 26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. 28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; 29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, 30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, 31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them. Mt 15:8 This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me. Deuteronomy 19:14 ¶ Thou shalt not remove thy neighbour's landmark, which they of old time have set in thine inheritance, which thou shalt inherit in the land that the LORD thy God giveth thee to possess it. 15 One witness shall not rise up against a man for any iniquity, or for any sin, in any sin that he sinneth: at the mouth of two witnesses, or at the mouth of three witnesses, shall the matter be established. 16 If a false witness rise up against any man to testify against him that which is wrong; 17 Then both the men, between whom the controversy is, shall stand before the LORD, before the priests and the judges, which shall be in those days; 18 And the judges shall make diligent inquisition: and, behold, if the witness be a false witness, and hath testified falsely against his brother; 19 Then shall ye do unto him, as he had thought to have done unto his brother: so shalt thou put the evil away from among you. 20 And those which remain shall hear, and fear, and shall henceforth commit no more any such evil among you. 21 And thine eye shall not pity; but life shall go for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot. 1Ti 5:24 Some men?s sins are open beforehand, going before to judgment; and some men they follow after. That's right, you thought you could lie about God and try to take the children of God's servants, but God is taking your children away from you (like He ordered your courts to do, and being rebellious as you are you refuse so God has to do it).
I have some friends who plan to cause them physical harm if they show up and don't care about the consequences. I wonder what the consequences may be as I just might be pissed off enough to join them. Normally I would think violence wouldn't remedy stupid people, but as long as what they're doing is legal I almost see no other choice.
So I discovered today that the Westboro Baptist "Church" is going to be picketing the funerals for three of my friends. I was wondering if anyone knows any legal way to prevent this from happening.
Band name: 18 Days

Genre: Mainstream rock with ever so slight metalcore influences

It would be cool if you could incorporate Roman Numeral 18 into it. Most of the members are Christian, just saying.
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Hmm, download uTorrent or any bitTorrent thing, and then go on to isoHunt, ThePirateBay, or any other site that has their torrents (by the way, you want as many seeds as possible, if you have no idea how to work a torrent).

Have fun, BM Behemoth is extremely good. Their demos are great, get the "Return of the Northern Moon EP" if it's in the torrent you find. Much better than their BDM stuff.

I agree, this is an excellent way to get any music you want, however I disagree on the aspect of Behemoth's Black Metal material being superior to their more original Blackened Death Metal material.
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Longest time AFTER puberty would be about 4 or 5 days.

Just out of curiosity, why did you wait until after the puberty bunny visited you to make a habit out of it?
Two Metallica songs from the same album.
I would be very excited and probably partake in intercourse with as many children who have yet to be visited by the puberty bunny (unwillingly on their part of course). Then I would probably realize that this is too good to be true, and I don't believe that people will be running around and screaming in the last minutes of the world.
The Aviator, Juno, and Cloverfield are probably the worst ones I've seen recently.
I know for sure there was about a five day period when I went without. I was kicked out of my home by my parents and stayed at a friend's house whose parents were gone for a week, and every night I either slept on his little brother's bed or a couch and I just couldn't bring myself to do it. It's alright though, I got drunk every night that week to make up for it.
Dwell Beneath the Woods of Evil - Xasthur
Darkest Hour - Evergrey
Tribute song probably wouldn't be a very good idea. But if you still want to do one, that song title would probably work.
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Isn't that the worst?
That and the note in class

"We should break up, I only used you for the popularity"


"I herd u liek mudkipz"

Did that actually happen to you? How old where you if it did?
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You don't need masturbation if you can get the real thing ey?

Not really, your hand is always there for you. Sometimes girls will not be in the mood or on their period or whatever the fuck reason, but your hand will never let you down.