What's the difference between a duck ?
One of it's legs are both the same.
a man walks into a shop and says "can i get some soap". the shopkeeper replies "sorry, its run out". "thats OK, my bike's outside" says the man.

i heard this on the radio at 6 am and i found it hilarious
theres a programme called melodyne which does that, but it only works when you play single notes and it costs like £400. but i would suggest learning how to write music its cheaper, quicker and more rewarding
lol. i get these spam emails all the time theyre f**cking annoying. and i got exactly the same one today!
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I sure do. It's sexy.

forgot the link

i think the pit will definetley approve of ...
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who got "its a square pie"?
i got "i love you"

that was me

i got an awesome converse allstar lol
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7 from what I can see.

cant see you very clearly

about a 7.5/10 i think
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you = rockem sockum robots (that is a compliment)

thanks... i gues lol
thanks a lot guys!

constructive criticism welcome
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JohnnyGenzale - Apart from the disgusted/startled look of your single photo, 7/10.

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Not very clear pics..but I'll give you an 8

8.5/10 you look like joe bonamassa
8.2/10 to KenMasters

6.5/10 to REMfan1
this is actually pretty good
RHCP-Sir Psycho Sexy

A long, long, long, long time ago
Before the wind, before the snow
Lived a man, lived a man I know
Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho

Sir Psycho Sexy that is me
Sometimes I find I need to scream

He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go

Deep inside the garden of Eden
Standing there with my hard on bleedin'
Theres a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen
Good God no that would be treason
Believe me Eve she gave good reason
Botty looking too good not to be squeezin'
Creamy beaver hotter than a fever
I'm a givin' 'cause she's the reciever
I won't and I don't hang up until I please her
Makin' her feel like an over achiever
I take it away for a minute just to tease her
Then I give it back a little bit deeper

Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that I met 1 time
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that left me blind
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man he's the man he's the man

He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go

I got stopped by a lady cop
In my automobile
She said get out and spead your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "what's up?" now suck my dick
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin' her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight"
I swatted her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam


Hello young woman that I love
Pretty punk rock mamma that I'm thinking of
Hold me naked if you will
In your arms in your legs in your pussy I'd kill
To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you
I love you

Lay me down ....
Descending waves of graceful pleasure
For your love there is no measure
Her curves they bend with subtle splendor

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the funk will make me freak
If I should die before I waked
Allow me Lord to rock out naked
Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip
Calling up a little girl with a bull whip
Lickety split go snap "snap"
Girl gettin' off all in my lap
The tallest tree the sweetest sap
Blowin' my ass right off the map
Ooo and it's nice out here
I think I'll stay for a while
write her a song instead... and sing it
0/10 cant really rate that pic
he's lying!, he just wants you to leave positive feedback!

awesome style!

to rabidguitarist


to Eradicated
not very clear pics but about 6.5/10