I took the short one:

"ESTP - "Promotor". Action! When present, things begin to happen. Fiercely competitive. Entrepreneur. Often uses shock effect to get attention. Negotiator par excellence. 4.3% of total population"
yeah i do actually and its the same with my guitar playing-i hate to listen back to it
4. i think ive seen you a few times
thats just wrong
Q. whats black & white and red all over?

A. a newspaper

Spinal Tap
The Blues Brothers
Tenacious D: Pick of Destiny
malted milk-eric clapton
for the see-through UG man
ive seen you a few times i think
im more nervous about getting the results than i was taking the exams
10 again

and heres a pickup line from the "pickup lines which may or may not work thread" especially for you from me

In the Garden of Eden,
as everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve,
without any clothes.

In this garden,
were two little leaves,
one covered Adam's,
one covered Eve's.

As the story goes on,
Never the less to say,
the wind came along,
and blew the leaves away.

At the sight,
Adam did stare,
There was Eve's treasure,
All covered with hair.

And wonder came,
Under Eve's eyes,
As Adam's thing,
started to rise.

They found a spot,
that suited them best,
a nice big tree,
where they began to rest.

Her legs spread wider,
and wider apart,
While thrill after thrill,
Came into her heart.

The head of Adam's thing,
Peeked into the hole,
and filled her with passion,
Beyond her control.

Backward and forward,
His thing did slide,
And Eve's treasure,
was all wet inside.

The joy was good,
She wouldn't let loose,
Until Adam's thing,
Was all out of juice.

Then down through the years,
People did screw,
and now it is time,
for me and you.

So pull down your pants,
and lay in the grass,
because I'm in the mood,
for a piece of that ASS!
MS Paint what you think the user above you looks like...

they just suck in general
she will grow a big penis on her forehead
"It may be rainin', but there's a rainbow above you"-the Eagles
"Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel" - Jimi Hendrix

and there are many more...
im ashamed to say i have never been to a concert
started at 13 and im now 16
a 9 for Jimi Hendrix
Quote by seljer

of course

3 ive never seen you before
7 ive seen you around
you need to compose a list of like the 10 best known guitar songs and those are the ones people want to hear
i ****ing hate those things