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the woman in the band plays the guitar, sometimes.
the bloke in the band is apparently the 'talented' one, who creates the bulk of content while she creates the lyrics and vocal melodies. that's according to my sister anyway
i'd only ever enjoy the ting tings on a dancefloor, after several double vodka redbulls. yes i'm classy.
I want UG thongs.
It is weird to get stared at for wearing clothes.
One time, my uncle and I were cycling up the coast of Spain. He knew of this waterfall that fell off of a cliff right onto the beach and into the ocean. It was sweet water so we were going to go refill our canteens and get a drink. To get to this place we had to leave our bikes chained up at the entrance to this giant cove and hike for a mile or two along the beach. It was great, the country side was beautiful, it was a wonderful day. When we stepped foot on the beach we noticed that it must have been an unofficial nudist colony as there were nude people everywhere. Men, women, children. They were all kind of looking at us weird for wearing clothes but it was fine. So we kept trekking on. At some point in time, the cliff went almost to the water and there were these two giant rocks making an almost clear cut division along the beach. We got passed the rocks and kept on searching for this elusive waterfall. As time went by we couldn't help but notice that the nudist men, women and children had turned into nudist men. Nothing but nudist men. Old nudist men who were really giving us strange looks. They kept popping out of nooks and crannys in the cliff or peering out from behind rocks. After some 10 or 15 mins of the stinkeye from middleaged naked men, we decided to abondon our quest for the waterfall and return to our bicycles.
That was one of the more interesting experiences I have had at a nudist colony. There are several more, but perhaps I will share them with you guys tomorrow.
My house (especially my room) always seems to be too hot and sticky.
Why has no one invited me to this nudist colony?
Is it because you don't love me?
There's an entire frickin' colony?
Where the hell have I been all this time? Where is it?
Mostly I smell like weed and coffee and fags and Geoffy Chaucer's robe mixed with whatever Adidas spray is closest to me.
Your avatar is...keeping me here. Srsly it's amazing.
they got cold