I've been lurking but not really posting so much for that last few days, and I feel there is a serious problem that needs to be addressed, right now.
GB&C IS FULL OF ASSHOLES....
I would love to help people in their threads, but they just get reported or closed first.
I tried to point this out in an earlier post, but apparently you guys didn't want to listen, and continued to exist in this elitist "you can't post here unless you explicitly follow our set of retarded guidelines".
So peace out, I guess.
This forum has become something I don't wanna be a part of anymore.
If you really want to talk to me, you can add me on facebook, or email me, or even send me a PM because I'll still check back often.
This is like in the weed smoking forums I frequent, when people would be like "omg huge ass grow i have going but no pics cause i dont wanna get caught lolololol"yeah I'm sure that's real
We have nothing but a couple of grey painted guitars body pictures to even prove this is real, so what the hell man?
Also can everyone stop bitching? I read through 4 pages of what should have been about a one page thread. This is retarded, especially because the people who are supposed to prevent this kind of thing are the ones perpetuating it.
So Mr. Guitar Builder, can you please give us a picture or video or website or something to go on so we know you aren't just a massive stinking troll?
Also, for the record this is a cool idea, but it's really just a more expensive, less convenient method of colouring guitars.
A mango tree? I dunno... how the hell do you get anything if you don't want to leave the security of your own home?
I suppose you could order it online but it would take a while to get there, and while there are places that will ship fresh produce to your door, they are often quite expensive because of the weight of fruit and the refrigeration required.
It definitely worked the last time I tried it, but I only had about 1/4 gram of very low quality weed. The result was an average high off something that would normally do absolutely nothing to me...
So now I get to smoke product that would normally send me on a bloody vision quest. Take into account the fact that not a whisp of smoke has filled my lungs for a fortnight, and the effect of the large amounts of mycerin I'll have in my system, and...
I'm going to burn some private reserve BC kush tonight, it will end my 2 week sobriety streak. I've even asked my sister if she thinks it's a responsible choice, and since she OK'ed it I think I'm fine.
I hereby vow to get completely blitzed tonight and not again for at least another week!
Also, I'll be trying the mango method, where the user in question consumes a ripe mango or mango smoothie about 45 minutes prior to inhaling the cannabis smoke. What does this do? Well the mango contains a chemical called mycerin which causes THC and other cannabinoids to cross from your bloodstream into your brain. The end result is about a 100% increase in effects per amount of cannabis consumed per mango consumed.
Man I'll be honest with you, doing pot has taught me so much about myself, I can't imagine how much worse off I would be without my experimentation... I personally recommend it, but i don't recommend doing it every day and being a stoner like I was. It's just not the way to
Lay out some tostitos on a baking pan, grate lots of cheese on top, put sliced olives and hot peppers on there.
Throw that bitch on 400 F for like 10 minutes, SET A TIMER CAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO GO GET HIGH and you will forget about the nachos completely.
Now, when you put the lighter to the bowl, hold it about 1/2 inch to 1 inch above the bowl, experimenting with pulling pressure to "dance" the flame on the bowl.
What does this accomplish? Well, rather than straight carbonizing all your ****, it allows more of the THC to be vapourized out of the bud, thereby making the bud last longer and get you way more stoned. It also is alot smoother/easier on your throat, and tastes better.
Do this until you feel too high to smoke anymore weed. Then pack and burn one more bowl, just for kicks.
Now by this point your nachos are ready. If they are not, pop em in at 5 minute intervals, but make sure you don't burn that cheese!
Put any cartoon on your TV (Matt Groening's work is best IE the simpsons or futurama) mute it, and play your favourite rap CD.
Now as you enjoy the amazing flavour of these nachos, you will notice that the bumpin' loud tunes will actually synchronize with the mouth movements of the cartoon characters.
You will flip your **** and laugh hysterically.
Now remember this, if you go to sleep high, you will wake up happy. If you go to sleep burnt out, you are likely to be really tired and maybe irritable next morning.
So pack a good night bowl, and drift on off to dreamland at the time of your choosing. I recommend getting high, taking a shower, and hittin the hay. This is an amazing series of events that will make you happy.
Speaking of tyler, I'm going to try to vent. Post may be long.
This totally f*cking sucks. I've never felt this way about anyone before. I swear, I feel like she's my soulmate. She's got the prettiest brown eyes and the most beautiful smile; so warm and sincere (loving even), and her eyes twinkle when she smiles. And she's so nice and outgoing. I just feel so happy when I'm with her.
But she doesn't feel quite the same, I guess.
Yesterday I got to spend the entire day with her and some friends. Sh*t rocked. The only "downside" was that the car was too small for 6 people, so she decided she wanted to ride "lap" (lol).
But again, I was too late. She's engaged and might be pregnant. I really hope she's not. That will ruin everything for her, which will ruin everything for me... She says she has issues with her fiance, so she may not be engaged for much longer. Idk.
Idk what to do to get my mind off of her. It's f*cking crazy how she's not even doing anything, yet I'm going nuts for her.
Wow. I actually feel a little better.
No really? I had a girl just like this, and I got involved with her, and they day I was going to make it official, she introduced me to her new boyfriend. My feeling got assraped. Good times.
But J, just remember that the universe tends to unfold as it should, so if it isn't her, it will be someone even better.
My best wishes go out to you, and I hope thing go well Jim. I know exactly, exactly how you feel, and I can tell you that it only gets better from here ok? Hold out man it's going to be all good.