I love you guys.

I also love how like half of you have pony avatars. I'd change mine, but I really don't spend hardly any time on here now, and I kind of like my Scrooge McF&ck avatar.
The repair guy finally showed up. The AC is fixed now, but it got up to 95 degrees inside my house. I'm kinda drunk now.
Sup yall. The apartment life sure is sweet.

And by sweet, I mean my AC is broken, and it's 91 degrees in my house.
Recently, one of the pots for my old MXR chorus crapped out on me, and since I've got to replace it, I was wondering if switching to a different pot would do anything? It uses B20K pots, and the ones that crapped out are the intensity and depth knobs, and I was wondering if switching to a different kind of pot would allow me to get more depth out of the chorus and detune effect?

So is this where we still post? I'm sorry I've been gone so long guys.
Sup dudes. I was in class today, and noticed my webcam was on, so I took a picture without really looking to see how I looked in it. I look kind of OMG SUPER GRIM NO JOY, but I think I look kind of sexy too. Check it.

I publicly made out with my friend's cousin at his birthday when both of us were in a completely drunken haze. He's aware of that. What he doesn't know is that I had sex with her that night as well. Hopefully he won't find out.
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My point is that it's wrong for people in this thread to claim that we can't attack O'Reilly's argument because we can't disprove God. We don't have to disprove God. All we have to do to defeat O'Reilly in this case is show how the moon fails as evidence for God. And high school science does that just fine.


The scientific explanation behind the moon, nor the age of the earth are not in and of themselves, proof of either the existence or the nonexistence of God (or Gods).

What they are, however, undeniable proof of, is the fact that O'Reilly has not even the slightest clue of what the **** he's talking about.
I had a roommate a few years ago who subscribed to the "young earth" theory; that is, that the Earth is only 6000 years old. When I pointed out to him basic astrological information proving otherwise (I basically took him outside and showed him the various external galaxies visible from Earth's night sky, which appear to be stars here, and are about 4 million light years away), and because light moves at the speed we know it to move at, that must mean the Earth is at least 4 million years old (it's actually about 3 billion, but this is basics here) he came up with possibly the dumbest theory I have ever heard to dispute me:

He claimed that the Earth is the exact center of the universe, and as such, the Earth existed within what is called a gravity well (these exist, but to say this is not the definition of what they are is like saying Lady Gaga's outfits are a bit on the odd side) that causes light (and only light) to accelerate towards the earth at a speed faster than the regular speed of light (this is the point where Einstein turns in his grave), simply because God wants to test mankind's faith.

Sometimes I really hate how stupid people can get.
thanks bro. It's snowing like crazy outside right now, and I'm a little drunk.
Okay, I'm super ****ing nervous.

I just asked this guy in my english class out for coffee. He's gay, and he's pretty obviously interested in me, and I think he's really cute, but I've never really been this intimate with a guy before. I mean it's not like I said "let's go out on a date," but I'm gonna tell him I'm interested in him.

I've got some serious butterflies in my stomach right now.
Hey guys. sup.

I almost seduced this guy the other day. Shame I lost my nerve. He's fine as hell.

Oh well, I met a really nice girl today, maybe I can date her.
I'm pretty hung over right now.
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Oh, I forgotto mentinn. I finallu swittched to drop A. DEEP like a motheruckfuceker. fun times. 0.70 gauge like a moyhtherficker.

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Have you made out with him yet? The guy I made out with is nasty.

Nope. Chris is straight through and through,and no matter how drunk I get him, he wouldn't kiss me . I keep trying to make out with this guy who this girl I have a crush on's boyfriend, but he's too straight too. Both the girl and the guy are gorgeous. I honestly don't know which one is cuter.

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Fukken saved.'
lol sorry man. I've been busy and forgetful.

I get to go back to my dorm tomorrow, which im really excited about. get to see my roommate again. he's kind of cute.
hey guys, sorry I've been gone for so long.

I'm 21 now! Sipping on a mighty fine gin and tonic right now. My fourth one as a matter of fact. All legally purchased.
Very nice. It sounds like a satanic church organ. What were some of your samples?
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It stops being "selling a guitar for his kids", when his name is plastered all over the auction.

People are looking through Ebay, notice "Jackson Pro Electric Guitar Owned by Karl Sanders NILE" They look up who he is, and that's publicity to the band.

It could have been "Jackson Pro Electric Guitar With Scalloped Frets" and none would be the wiser.

He'd be an idiot to think that doing so wouldn't possibly get him more money for it, and if that didn't occur to you, then you're not exactly the brightest either.
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If you were going to try to bid on this and possably win, then why would you tell other people so that they might try to bid on it.

Consider yourself warned my friend

If the price goes above a certain point, I wasn't going to bid on it anyway, and since I'm a regular poster on Karl's website, thought I'd throw him a bone.
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its a publicity stunt, more than anything.

Actually, no. Karl happens to like this guitar very much, and according to him, he's selling it for Christmas funds for his kids.
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The one thing you're ALL missing is that the pickups need to be badly potted, or not at all. They need to be microphonic, and most modern pickups are covered in wax to avoid this, since in any other situation microphonic pickups are not desirable. The cheaper/older/crappier the pickups, the better effect you'll get from screaming into them.


All guitars do this. For a good example of this in a professional song, listen to "Get out of my yard" by Paul Gilbert.

You just need a really hot signal. It works better when it's really loud as well, because then the voice coming out of the amp is louder than you.
Insanely talented guitarist is insanely talented.
I'm not sure if this is technically against the rules, but Karl posted on the Nile site that he's selling his old Jackson Kelly.

I plan on bidding on it myself, but I figured enough people might be interested in this, that I'd let people on here know.

here's the link.
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Why is it that all American /sg/ers are all over the place and all Canadian /sg/ers are all from Ontario.


Cause there's a place to live and a place to grow and that place is called Ontario.
Karl Sanders from Nile is selling one of his guitars for money for Christmas.

I'm actually really tempted to bid on it.

Or maybe Ed can buy it.
oh you.

also, when did they get rid of the chat thingy?
Sup guys. I went to see Nile with my roommate. They kicked ass. I got a pick from Karl, and actually got to speak with him for a second. I was in the front row, so during the chants of the songs, me and him were just screaming in each other's faces, and we were like two feet apart. When they were letting their guitars feedback at the end of the last song, he let me mass with the whammy bar on the guitar.

Badass ****ing show.
I maed another song.

The primary influence was György Ligeti's requiem, as well as his Atmosperes. It's mostly HEAVILY manipulated piano and micropolyphonic saz work. There's also some tibetan monk chanting mantras in there as well, I used some samples for that and digitally manipulated it to get what I wanted.
how come no one listened to it?
hey guys. I'm preetty drunk and it's 8 in the ,oringing. Don't give a ****. I think i majy be an alcoholic but **** it.

wrote soem dark ambient music last night. pretty da,mn scary shit. check it.
Okie dokie then. Sorry about the above post, I was kind of drunk.

Working on a new song now.
Yay, I'm happy. I posted my ass on /ga/ on 420chan. They think it's really sexy. Numbers of them would **** my butt. I've actually been complemented on my ass a number of times in real life.
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^Thats because you are a little girl and can't get proper dynamics with hand power alone.

>little girl

one of these things is not like the other
Well, me and that girl (her name is Hannah) decided it would just be too complicated to try dating, considering that, while we both like each other quite a bit, it wouldn't really be worth the trouble a long distance relationship would be, especially given how little we actually know each other.

Normally, I'm against the whole "let's just be friends" approach when you and the other person have had interactions that would be considered a bit more than friendly, if you know what I mean, but we both think just being friends would be the best decision, unless we change our minds later.

Oh, and I found out that I was able to make her come the first time we "got friendly" as it were, which makes me really happy. The second time I wasn't, but she said it still felt really good. I kinda wish I had been able to, but hey, you take what you can get.
JK lol

but we don't
It's not like we talk about SGs in here.
Well, **** knows when the next time I see her will be.