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Fishstyx, The Rolling Scones

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I love emo purely for its artistic value.

And the numerous forms of art leaked from it.

And ofcourse when existing artforms fuse with "emo"

I love Maria's work

The countdown timer was set to the 15th of May because there was no definite time given for the actual activation, recent events show that CERN wont be dividing by zero until much later on in the year, so now the countdown timer will be reset again and will be continually tweaked to go by the latest info that CERN are releasing.

So sorry to disappoint you all, but you wont be dying tomorrow."
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Does ACDC mean anything?

Alternating Current/Direct Current
I Am America (and So Can You!)
Well my first gay experience happened like this:

I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.

Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his faggot friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters.
Quote by grenade24

Me and a buddy from work were arguing whether "the Combine" is a good name for an alien race.

10000 E-cookies to whoever gets the reference.


I'm a ninja!
Oh please, those are UNCOMMON side effects. Don't be a pansy. <1%? You should be ashamed.
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Agreed, I have Penumbra: Overture (#1) and Penumbra: Black Plague (sequel), they are both very good games, although there there is not really any combat, i guarantee it will make you think much harder then any other game you have played, especially #2.

Thank you, it's nice to see someone else who is aware of great indie games.
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Great ****ing job jackass, now we'll have zombie wasps

****, we're ****ed.
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So there I was, trying to escape this nightmarish prison humans call a bathroom, when all of a sudden my worst fear came true. My large, flabby, disgusting enemy entered my cage, prepared for battle.

The thing threw off a layer of skin to reveal a fresh, white, protective shell. It made the first move. It released a large grenade of toxicity into a small lake, causing near instant death. it was at this time that i decided I must escape at once. I began throwing myself at the window to my hellish encampment in a desperate attempt to escape, but it was no use. My reaction had only angered the beast, and all of it's interests were concentrated on me. I gave up on my futile attempt at escape and tried reasoning with the monster. "Please, just release me, and I shall cause you no harm." I said, but the vile creature simply acted as if I had said nothing, and grabbed a new weapon to aid in my destruction. It fired a liquid, acidic substance which caused me immense pain. The only thing I could do was walk, as my wings were too terribly damaged, so I lifted my damaged body from from the sill and made another attempt at escape.

The human appeared to be frightened now, as the acidic substance had not been the bringer of my demise. No, I would not be finished that easily. However as I was contemplating my battle strategy, I was covered by a large solid object with no chance for escape. I was then doused in the acidic substance once again, and due to the high concentration of it, I became disoriented, wandering in circles and the like.

To my horror, I was thrown into the watery depths of the lake I mentioned earlier, and then covered in a white woven material. This was my last chance for escape. I used my last ounce of energy attempting to climb the watery walls of doom, but it was to no avail. I was knocked off the wall by more white clothe and then sent spiraling down a tunnel.

How I survived you ask? I'll never know. What I do know, however, is that I will be back for that human, and I will show it as much mercy as it showed me.

More epic.
Congratulations, you defeated a bug in an epic, over the top manner. You should go to Hollywood, they always do that ****.
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i think not all americans are idios (but almost....). they only are interested in things in their frontyard and nothing above this

And this shows the ignorance these things create.
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old and they probably interviewed A LOT of people and chose the worst 10 people to represent the whole

Exactly. I know little kids who know those answers over here in effing WEST VIRGINIA.
You all are bitches. There's a game called Penumbra. Scariest game I've EVER played.
Best. Spam. Ever.
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It saves to the clipbard i think. You have to paste it somewhere.

Can't see **** captain!
Zappp's silly dog ate his pick.
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I love it also. Only thing. I don't like the repeating... "is it love or is it lust?"

But you made it work perfectly. Don't listen to me and leave it be. =]

I was just fooling around with repetition. It's ok, opinion is opinion.
Is it love or is it lust?
Definition is a must.
Look upon yourself and ask,
Is true love the thing you mask?

Is it love or is it lust?
Love of skin and love of bust:
Lust takes heart in all we see,
But it’s not real, truthfully.

Is it love or is it lust?
Our viewpoint we must adjust.
Think it’s love, but lust is true,
Does this statistic count you?

Is it love or is it lust?
Now for something we entrust.
Love: a bond of closer ties,
Ever-lasting ‘till one dies.

So one more time I ask you,
What’s the way in which you view?
Personality, or bust?
Is it love or is it lust?
Jimi frequently devours purple haze.
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- The very end of the Japanese film "Battle Royale" when Shuya Nanahara says something along the lines of "No matter where it is you're going in life, no matter where you have to go, RUN." The music stops just before he says the word "RUN" and then the credits slowly come up. It's a great scene, also a VERY good movie.

That movie was the ****. That ending scene where the old man stayed with that gun made me lol.
I've got a jar of diiiirt
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"I'm in the adult film industry.."

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.. That's totally different.

There's no harm wishing someone a happy birthday.

Forgive me then.

It's about 1 in the morning and apparently I'm not thinking about this thread.
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This post = By an assface.

Lighten the **** up.

I am usually light, but I've noticed recently that there's all these people like "OLOL, hOw doEs I gEt famOUS!?!?" people. Then comes the people who have superior ePeens to tread over people.
Sucking up/worshiping people on internet forums = pointless and idiotic.
3 months.... $5000? Bit too early, don't ya think? Might want to make sure you're actually going to commit before you put that much in.
Jables is my nickname
Pit, we've made it 18 pages, but it's finally happening.

i cum blood
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Yeah you're correct, they could do it, but the controversy surrounding it wouldn't be so shocking since it wasn't implemented by the creators. Countless games (Including past GTA games) have mods which make everyone nude but no one cares.

You do have a point there, Max Payne 2 comes to mind.
God damnit, Rick'd again
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Hot Coffee was already in the game but you needed a mod to enable it. There'll be no trouble unless they ****ed up again and decided "Eh, what the hell, let's create another sex portion then just hide it for ****s and giggles. Because it worked out so well for us last time."

That doesn't mean that the modding community won't try and make one themselves.
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Really? I found all the GTA games way too easy. I haven't played this one yet but I hope it's a change of pace in the difficulty factor. But I'll have to wait for it to come out on PC since I don't have a "Next-Gen Console".

They may never port it. Remember the **** they caught for hot coffee? They don't want it again.