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what if i'm mexican but i'm white?
lets see, about 4 years ago, when i had the 24hr stomach flu. it sucks so much. you got diaherria and you throw up alot, sometimes when your ****ting. so i'm sleeping because its the best cure for this. i wake up after a while and flip around. as i do i hear "squish". fearing the worst i run to the bathroom and turn around. ****...all down my spongebob pants....down my legs...spongebob is now dark brown. it was the worst. as if that wan't bad enough...i had a blanket on me and i **** all over it too and the couch i was laying on.
and after seeing the **** i'm forced to go throw up and it was the same color as the ****.
so yeah that was fun.
the face that people is need to point out falts of others to make up for thier lack of self confiendence is an awful trend too
Yawn has beat me to yelling at idiots.
But yeah, reporting stupid threads and using proper grammar shouldn't be 'trends'. They should be fucking common sense.
You put punk on that list, and you probably don't even know what it is.
I was in marching band at my University, and I made the mistake of eating mexican food for lunch that afternoon. Right about when we're setting up to march onto the field for our game opening set; My abdomen clenches up and I'm thinking: "Oh man, not here, please".
By the way, our uniforms were completely white, just a tidbit to keep in mind. My section captain (practically crying with laughter), tells our director the situation, who then tells me to tough it out and go after the opening set. First, we marched a lap around the field, then marched for 15 minutes for our set. The whole time I can't even play my instrument, I'm just trying to keep it in.
Finally, we finish the set, then head up into the stadium bleachers for our game performance, after which the director says I can go. It was the first time I had been in that stadium, so I asked him where they were. He pointed up to the concession stand, where roughly 300,000 stairsteps separated me from my goal. I took off with a flash, just trying to get there. As I'm running, a small child runs out in front of me, and I trip over him. The sudden shock of falling and the surprise of it all...caused me to release.
The aftermath was that I had to go back to my dorm (paying the cleaning bill out of my own pocket to wash the WHITE uniform), adding insult to injury was the guy at the cleaning place who made fun of me. I'm pretty sure the young child needed therapy after a 215 pound man fell on and then **** all over him.
...I quit the band shortly after.
that seriously made me laugh
this is really weird but i soak them in milk (about 3) and mush them up,drink the mild and use a spoon to eat the soggy oreos