Quote by GuitarBassDude
i once fell asleep in my bed but woke up on the stairs.

and apparently i sing Chaccaron Maccaron in my sleep

If that's true then I would give my left nut to hear that.

I don't do much. When I fall asleep drunk I wake up in different places and have no clue how I got there.
Gee, I wonder why the pear is winning.
Stop being a pussy and beat his ass.
My dad says stuff like this to me all the time, but in less funny ways that piss me off.
Things like this have been happening since humans first inhabited this planet.

It's still sad, nonetheless.
I didn't read all of it, but what I did read was pretty funny.

EDIT: Just finished it. That was funny.

Me and my family were watching some romantic comedy, and my 10 year old little brother says out of nowhere, "Women are slaves to their emotions." Before I could even register what he had just said, my dad yells out, "What are you, Freud?!"

I thought it was hilarious.
I'll say 9/10, you seem like a nice girl.
Neil Patrick Harris

The fact that he's gay is just a coincidence.
Quote by grampastumpy
I personally don't get why pedophiles are considered their own class of rapists. A rapist is a rapist. If someone is sexually attracted to children it's not necessarily their fault and shouldn't be considered the "super-rape" it is.

EDIT: Wait, let me think about that for a bit.

No, by the way.

I think it's because children are more innocent than adults, but I'm inclined to agree.
Quote by XCount Me InX
why the hell is what i posted spam?

its to do with being on deathrow!

But not about the topic that we're discussing.

Google is your friend
Quote by XCount Me InX
i have an interesting question to ask about being on death row

maybe i should actually ask some of the people i penpal to..ANYWAY

are people on death row allowed toothbrushes?

do the guards like hand them out every evening and collect them again? Becuase they could make weapons from the otherwise.....same goes for combs and hairbrushes.

Does anyone know?

This is spam.
Quote by Cosimo_Zaretti
Ah **** it, you've convinced me. Having read all these well thought out arguments, I am now in favor of bypassing the judicial process altogether. Anyone harbouring inappropriate thoughts towards the children of the village shall be tried and castrated by an angry mob with torches.

The parents of the child shall present their evidence, the accused shall then attempt to justify their actions, possibly under the direction of a skilled confessor, and then the mob shall all shout at each other over a pint of ale in a barn to determine the guilt of the accused.

Castration shall be the penalty for for lustful intent, for actually touching a child of the parish they must of course be burned alive.

Do Pedophiles float? That could be another good way to test them. Something about weighing the same as a duck.

I love Monty Python.

Back on topic, though, I'm not in favor of castrating them automatically, I think they should be allowed to opt for it instead of a hefty sentence.

Quote by macho man
It's an abnormal sexual behavior, like homosexuality, the only meaningful difference being that homosexuality is somewhat socially acceptable and pedophelia is not. Both are mental disorders and should be treated as such. There's no reason to use the death penalty because they can't help that they're a pedophile anymore than a gay person can that they are gay.

I don't want to turn this into another argument, but I find it extremely offensive that you would refer to homosexuality as a "mental disorder". I understand the argument that you are trying to make, but you could have done it without the gay-bashing.
I don't think that there was anything wrong with including Hitler in the wax museum, but I understand why the man ripped it's head off.
You get nothing! Good day sir!

*inserts coin*
Quote by Lemoninfluence
being castrated doesn't stop someone from molesting a child.

It pretty much eliminates the sex drive.

No sex drive=No molestation.
I think they should be sentenced to life in prison unless they agree to a castration.

If I were a pedophile I would want to be castrated.
Haha, the thread title reminds me of how Yoda talks.
Everything has a taste. Even if that taste is "nothing." "Nothing" is still a taste.

Quote by jackson action
yes- rap is not music-its words with beats

Of course rap is music. Don't be a tool.
Everything has a taste. So yes, water does indeed taste.
I wouldn't make such a big deal out of this if I were you. Calmly explain to your friend that you don't think whatever-his-name's emo.
Quote by HoldFastHope
I've smoked a few cigars. I do inhale, otherwise, there's little point. I mean, sure, the taste is nice, but why not inhale a bit and get a nice buzz too? It's nothing compared to a weed high but it has its own merits.

I think that if you smoke a cigar every few months, you'll be fine, even if you do inhale.

The nicotine in the smoke will slowly absorb into your mouth tissues if you hold the smoke in. I find that cigars don't give a nice nicotine buzz, nothing like cigarettes.
Fuck inhaling. If you want to inhale, smoke a cigarette.
My guitar, amp, Zune and Cameron Diaz.
I'm no connoisseur, but I enjoy the occasional cigar. I recall having one last summer that was called "Punch" or something along those lines. It was a decent tasting cigar and was only $5-10.
My Sharona is a good song; I don't care what anyone else says.
My parents like my musical taste for the most part. They always say that they're happy that we can listen to the same music on long car rides. I've even introduced them to some music that they didn't listen to before (The Grateful Dead).

I've gotten most of my musical taste from my Dad, so we always talk about bands that we like.
How did you manage that?
He was in The Lake House. No movie of his shall ever be good...

Nah. I kid, I kid. It could be a pretty good movie, though I'm not getting my hopes up.
Anchorman, Superbad, and/or Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

All of those should be easy to find on teh webz.
Quote by InvaderTSN
If you like her, why would you call her a bitch?

Perhaps by "bitch" he means "fine young lady", or something to that extent...

Or maybe he's sexist.

That was the first song I learned on guitar (minus the solo). I like that song a lot. I can't vouch for their other stuff, though.
Get your friends to beat her friends into comas. Then, with them out of the way, you'll be free to woo her.
I'm gonna be the first to say: Pics or it didn't happen.
What is he stoned off of?
Quote by MV4824
Yes, I completely agree.

I also hate the show and think it's set up...

What do you mean? Of course it's set up!
I don't think I like your tone...
Quote by TooFast
I was just watching that. I hate Chris Hansen. He's such a douchebag.

His whiny voice annoys me to no end...
Quote by SG Man Forever
I think the age of consent should be lowered to 16. That would eliviate a lot of problems. By last girlfriend was 16, and I was 18. We never had sex, but I was sexually attracted to her, and she to me (for a while, fukkin bitch). I personally have seen many girls who were 16 or 17 that I consider to be very sexually attractive, so according to common laws now, I am considered pedophillic, despite me never having acted on those urges. If a 16 year old girl has sex, she knows what she is doing by then, or she is retarded. That said, if a 16 year old wants to screw a 60 year old, what she needs is a swift kick in the c*nt. Although, as someone else said, most of the time, it's people wanting to have sex with very young teens, such as 13 and 14. THAT deserves imprisonment.

That is dumb, but I highly doubt anyone (except for maybe her parents) would have cared if you'd done the deed with her.