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I really hope this works out as well as social security, medicare, medicaid, the postal service, and the public school system in the U.S.!
Government run social programs are always run so efficiently.
...and **** those people with their own fancy health care. Health care is a right! Anyone who makes even $1 more than they need to survive are guilty capitalist pigs who should be taxed to death to pay for non-producers' to live. It's the right thing to do.
ETA: I JUST CAME UP WITH THE BEST IDEA SINCE MARXISM!!!!!!!!!
Let's redistribute college GPAs! It's not fair that some people get higher score because they work harder and study longer! If I slack off and do what I want every day, I should get the same grade as them! I'm writing up the petition right now.
The best part of being partially minority (I know, I'm Mexican and White.. I cover 2/3rds of the planet.) is that you have built in pet names for white girls you date. Like Reparations.
Anyway, when I was in school I had a kid call me a spic, since I'm Mexican. (I'm only half Mexican, do I don't really count as a Mexican.. I also don't count as a white person.. Even though my last name is Sanchez, OH NO!) And I laughed about it, because he said it very loudly in a class room that was supposed to be quiet. It was funny to me. Anyway, I got sent to the office for laughing, which was disruptive during a test. The kid who called me a Spic got into absolutely no trouble, which pissed me off. So, when I pointed out to the Principal that it was unfair, since I got four days of ISS whereas the kid who actually broke a rule got nothing.. He decided what he was going to do was, "investigate whether or not I was offended." As if that makes any difference. As far as I'm concerned, if my attitude on a rule being broken is positive, then I should never get into trouble for anything. So, he asked all my friends about whether or not I have a problem with racial slurs directed at me in jest. The kid got two days of detention, I was in in school suspension for almost a week. So I walked around with a shirt on with two Klansmen in the school colors burning Mexican. They asked me to remove it, I would do no such thing. Pussies.
You guys are all wrong. Insane Clown Posse, and other fanboys aren't even close to being in competition with those juggalo freaks.
I'm sure he'd want more than one beer... he'd probably wonna get tanked after that..... That was so sad of me...
You mean a guy who is more attractive/powerful than the woman's husband?
Because that's the kinda guy they usually cheat with.
Protip: Don't marry a slut.
TS owes her husband nothing.
Decriminalization means that possession can only come with a fine, not jail time. Cultivation and distribution can still be punished with jail time. A bunch of states already have decriminalization and/or medical laws in place with more currently voting on legislation, CA will be the first to fully legalize it if it passes.
It's not according to my doctor, on the contrary, it's apparently more common than you'd think. Stop trying to be smart cos you totally failed there
You lose heat from your body when you pee, so your body shivers to help heat it back up. Simple, easy and true answer.
Well if he's in America it's 18 so.....
Post that in the Religious thread. Seriously. Because that is just infinitely wrong . . . .
Some Jehova's Witness keeps calling my friend Cory; they met at college, and the guy wants to do a one-on-one Bible study with Cory. He gave him some Jehova's Witness Bible, and even though I'm a christian, he and my other friend Randy and I threw it in the wood burner at Randy's house ooololololollol.
Then I guess that same day Randy and my OTHER friend Kyle were at Taco Bell, and some faggot came in and started evangelising (sp?) to them. He talked to them for like five minutes in Taco Bell; Kyle's christian and he listened, but Randy's agnostic and he just ignored him. Anyway, the after the guy finished he gave them these little pocket New-Testaments and told them to look over them, and went out to his car. Kyle and Randy went out to leave a few minutes later, and the guy was sitting out in his car, which was right next to theirs. He opened his door and told them to "keep your hearts open for Jesus". Kyle said okay, and the guy was like "You really mean it?" and Kyle said sure again, and the guy said "You really want Jesus in your heart?" and Kyle said sure, so the guy spent like twenty minutes talking to Kyle while Randy just sat in the car. I guess he had his door open and was going to inch back into the car, but the guy had his arm around Kyle and was like "Why don't you just shut your door." And Kyle had also previously told the guy that he was christian and goes to church almost every week. Pretty gay. The guy also said he goes to our county fair with his church, which is a baptist church that are a bunch of douchebags. They have nothing about church on the sign for their tent, they just have a banner that says "THE HARDEST QUESTION IN THE WORLD", and you look into this little hole thing, and there's a car inside that asks something like "Are you sure of where you're going when you die?" And then they basically just pull you inside, read to you from the Bible for twenty minutes, harass you, and convert you. I consider myself a conservative christian, but these people are ****tards, so I plan on harassing them this year somehow.
No one gets converted to christianity like that. Anyone who preaches like that is a ****ing idiot.
EDIT: sorry for wall of text/lack of paragraphs
Also, Jehova's Witnesses haven't come to my house probably since I was in sixth or seventh grade, and I'm a senior right now.