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I don't know why, but "Comfortably Numb", "Wish You Were Here", "When the Tigers Broke Free", and "Yesterday" all make me sad.

Even the acoustic version of "Hey Ya" makes me sad.
I don't know; can you?

In all seriousness, though, yes, you can use chocolate ice cream to make a milkshake.

I did a quick google search and found nothing.

Now I want one; that shirt sounds awesome!
Teenage girls tend to exaggerate things. Don't tell the police anything until you know what happened. If CPS comes knocking on their door for no reason, then her parents might beat her.
When I'm 18, I don't think I'll be too excited. Probably pick up a few friends, get some cigars, maybe go to a hookah bar. Stuff like that. Happy Birthday, though.
Modest Mouse and Pink Floyd always help me drift off to sleep.

Or, it could be the alcohol. Not sure which. It's a good combination, though.
I think that if someone wants to kill themself, then they should have that right. No one is in control of my life, and if I feel like I don't want to live anymore, no one has the right to tell me I have to keep on living.

I'm not suicidal or anything, those are just my opinions.
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what happens when you dont report things in time

Is that real?

If so, that's horrible, but you can't take anyone seriously on 4chan.
I'm not homophobic in the least, and I don't have much patience for those who are.

I wish we could all just let people be who they are.
I don't see it...

I just don't see it.
Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays.
I don't think nuclear power is horrible. It's cleaner, relatively safe, cheaper, and isn't there some huge mountain in the Western US where they're gonna dump the waste?

I believe that students should learn about religions in school, but I don't think kids should be taught religion in school. There's a big difference.

Palin is a right-wing religious nut-job, with no respect for women's rights. She's a hypocrite, and she doesn't have much experience at all, despite what people say. McCain really screwed himself when he picked her.
Europop by Eifel 65!!

I'm blue (da-ba-dee).
I did it today, and it went perfectly. I said in a nice innocent voice, "Excuse me. I brought in one of my favorite Jazz songs. Can we play it for the class later?". She seemed happy about that, and agreed. With 10 minutes left in class she asked me for the CD, and when I gave it to her she asked me what song it was. I smiled and said "This is Jazz, by Miles Davis." She again seemed pleased. She put the CD on, and the smooth melodies of Sir Miles filled the band room. My classmates began to get restless. Then, 24 seconds into the song; BAM!!

Rick Astley comes on in all his 80's glory. I thought she might be angry with me, but she just laughed and actually let the song play most of the way through. Epic lulz ensued, even though 90% of the kids in Jazz Band had no clue what RickRolling was.
I was planning on doing this in a few days, but my insomnia has inspired me to do it tonight! The disc is burned and ready to be played. Audacity was perfect for what I needed. Thanks guys! I'll report back tomorrow.
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11 year old boy shoots himself immitating Master Cheif

Not sure if this has been posted before, but I thought I'd share.

Now, I have mixed feelings about this. I think gun control is definitely a major issue in this article, but I didn't come here to talk politics.

I don't want to make jokes about an 11 year old boy's death, but this is evidence for natural selection if I've ever seen it.

What do you think, UG?
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Audacity would do the job fine, you just cut the bit of the jazz song you don't like, and paste in Mr Astley. Simple and effective.

Kudos on the idea too!

Why thank you, dear sir.
Alright, here's the story:

My new Jazz band teacher wants us to bring in a CD with our favorite Jazz piece on it. Now, none of us like her all that well, so I've decided to pull a little prank. I'm going to select a song (probably something like Birdland or In the Mood). I'm going to have the first 20 seconds or so of that song play, and then I want the song to immediately turn into...

Yes! You've guessed it. I want to Rick-Roll my entire Jazz band. My only problem is; I don't know of any software that can do this. I was thinking Audacity, but I'm not entirely sure. Does anyone have any suggestions for some (free) software that can do this?
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+1

The French in general were a TREMENDOUS help to us in the Revolution.

Without France, we would still be under control of the Crown.


Wait, what am I saying?! Fuck the French! I want to drive on the left side of the road, and drive an Alfa Romeo Brera! Where's my Brera?!?!



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No. No one actually calls them that, it was just an idea for awhile there. Maybe only a few months. But even then, no one actually called them that.

When I was in 7th grade, I said French Fries and one of my Republican friends goes, "It's freedom fries." I thought he was joking at first, but I soon realized that he was dead serious. I just moved away.
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I think I forgot one of the worst aberrations..


French Fries became Freedom fries.

Lulz.

Exactly. I remember my Dad asking me if our Government had better things to do than rename foods because we're mad at some country. People seem to forget that they gave us the Statue of Liberty.
I love tea. I have this amazing Jasmine White tea. It's so delicious. Last week a friend and I made a Pomegranate, Orange, Mango Green tea combo. That, too, was delicious.

Don't even get me started on herbal teas...
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Dad, what about you?
**** you.
No.. Dad, what about you?
**** YOU!
*Swing*

That's my biggest complaint. Not enough references to the Breakfast Club in this country.

Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?
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2. rednecks
3. Carlos Mencia



I think I love you...

EDIT: My list
1.)Bush
2.)The War in Iraq
3.)McCain/Palin
4.)The War on Drugs
5.)People who make fun of the French. That just pisses me off.
They drink water and that's it, I believe. I mean, it's impossible to survive without drinking for a month.

Yes, racism is horrible. We have it all over the place at my school (I live in rural upstate New York.) Not to turn this into a political thread, but we get a lot of "I'm not voting for Obama because he's black/Muslim." Some people, man...
Turkish Delight and Branston Pickle Sauce about does it for me.
I've never liked PE. I'm not fat at all, and actually consider myself to be in decent shape. I just think gym is unfair to kids that are weaker or fat.

For instance, we have to do some weight-lifting about 2 months into the year. It should be individual, but instead we all stand around and stare at the kids benching. It's embarrassing with everyone watching you and seeing how weak you are (which I am. ). Plus, kids take it way too seriously.
I use Ubuntu and Vista on my laptop, and I personally like them (yes, even Vista) tons more than OSX. OS X acts like it's this OS for artistic and free-spirited people, when really it's the most closed-source OS out there. I'm not even gonna get started on the DRM. OS X is clumsy to use, doesn't have anywhere near the software selection as Linux or Windows, and if you're a gamer: forget about it.

Also, they're more expensive than PCs. That's not even debatable.

/rant
I'd say move them. I hate spiders, but you know that old saying: "If you want to live and thrive, let the spiders stay alive."
I don't understand why anyone would want to get into Slipknot. In my opinion, they're exactly like KISS; a show band.
You know, it actually never occurred to me that I could do that.

Hmm...
I'll try it, but it's gonna take a lot convert me from FF3.
Sometimes I pee to push out the "leftovers" if you know what I mean.

Can I get a high five?!

This thread is pretty damn immature. How do you know they're even fooling around. If they are, it's not any of your business. You sound kind of jealous, actually.
I asked some kid on my bus who the lead singer of Queen was and he says in a very matter-of-fact way "David Bowie."
Really, most things that get you high aren't weird. Poppy seeds get you high because of the Morphine/Codeine that they contain. Colorado River Toads get you high because their venom contains 5-meo-DMT. Morning Glory seeds get you high because they contain LSA. Whipped Cream cans contain Nitrous. Dust off contains hyrdocarbons.

When you think of it that way, it doesn't seem all that weird.
Anyone here game on their laptops?

When I bought my lappy, I wasn't sure what kind of games it could handle, but I was very pleasantly surprised. My laptop has a 1.83 GHz Core 2 Duo processor, 3GB RAM, and an 8400M GS with 256MB dedicated memory.

This thing plays Timeshift with close to max detail, Crysis with a mix of low/medium/high settings, Race Driver: GRiD with a mix of low/med/high settings, and Battlefield 2 maxed out.

EDIT: When I say "play", I mean it plays them with a solid framerate ~30FPS (Crysis is around 20-25 FPS. Still very playable.)
Yup, although I don't think they know what goes down here.
Cream and Apple are the best Jones Sodas, definitely.