Hi all

I figured this is the most relevant place to ask but my question still seems a little out of place.

I'm looking for a VST which can sound like the Intro to Stereophonics - Dakota. After a quick google I found some settings as follows:

Set both oscillators to saw, set oscillator 2's "freq" to 7 semitones above that of oscilllator 1. Use the filter in lowpass mode (the HPF light should not be lit), turn the cutoff all the way up and the resonance to zero. Set the amplifier envelope to ADSR 0 5 0 0. Set unison to 2 voices, set the "analog" slider to 1/3rd or so, and put a 100% wet flanger with lots of feedback on the result. It's best to start from an initialized patch, that's the least work.

which is good in theory but I need an instrument with these sort of things on its interface.

If it helps, I'm using Ableton Live, perhaps you know a generic VST that will help?
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