Greetings, since there seems to be no specific place for initial salutations I thought I'd introduce myself here, I have read the FAQ but I'm also blind with the mental agility of a spoon most of the time. I'm not much of a guitarist, but I am a musician who can appreciate and I have extensive experience of working with guitarists and writing for them.... ¬_¬;;
I also like writing reviews and dishing out theory lessons if there is anywhere on this site where they strap you down to a grindstone and get down to some filthy theory geeking out point me in the right direction and I'll be sure to bring my universal translator so communication with the bassists is possible...
The main purpose of this post was really shameless self promotion - I have uploaded numerous tracks to my profile for your listening pleasure and criticism. However, I have the sweet temper of a synth player as well as the sense of humour of one and moronic comments such as 'i lyke that piano bit dat wos ded nice' will be treated with the appropriate gun.
Now that's out of the way... where are the hookers around here?