Started reading Neil Gaiman's The Sandman this week. ****ing phenomenal.
very cool HNBD
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Twins. I tend to think the gloss looks a bit nicer though

I prefer the satin finish like on mine but they're gorgeous either way.
my new B-5E

I won a couple 12 packs of strings and a metric **** tonne of picks once.
I partake every once in a while. Not so much in the past year though. I live in a desert, both metaphorically and literally.
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I'm just gonna say **** it and raw-dog my way through the internet from now on.

I recommend this. It makes the internet a much more pleasurable experience. Just be careful of the slutty websites that might have some funk going on down there that you don't want to catch.
"Oh, you're CPR certified? Want to practice on me?"

That's totally how it would go
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I hope that either Davos or Littlefinger end up on the Iron Throne by the end of the series.

I get the feeling that Littlefinger is gonna get stabbed before the end.
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I am against war, but at one point in time my plan was to become a pilot in the airforce considering those planes are cooler than normal planes. I would then get a scientific degree related to planetary sciences and become an astronaut.

Eww, nobody likes those zipper suited sun gods. All they do is fly around and break our planes.
Astronauts are cool though.

So, my unit's planes are slowly retiring over the next couple years and flying hours have been reduced meaning us maintainers have little work. Supervision has decided it's their job to throw as much menial bullshit at us as possible to make up for it. It's a good day for us when a plane comes down broke dick. /venting
This is pretty par for the course for reddit
It's only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing. Popularity is a bunch of bullshit anyway so date her as hard as you can.
I'm an engines specialist working on AC-130 gunships, some of the deadliest aircraft in the world. It's not an easy job but I like it well enough. Sometimes it's boring because nothing is broken to fix and sometimes and engine takes a shit or flight crew ****s something up and we have to stay several hours past the end of our shift to fix it.
A bottle of spiced rum. Can't go wrong with some Captain.
Based on how drunk you are I think you'll fit right in.
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Y'all bad making un off me just chill ad be american

Damn straight. 'MURICA!
I'm drinking beer, eating cold pizza and listening to Daft Punk. There aren't any kangaroos around here that I can have a kick boxing match with so that's about as Australian as I'm getting.
I totally forgot about Thrusty! Does he battle the green guy and the blue guy? because that would be awesome.
Jack Russel Terrier. Of the three most aggressive dogs likely to bite you (chihuahuas and dachshunds are the first two) they are the ones that can actually do some damage. I knew a guy who had one and we joked it was demon possessed because it hated everyone.

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I dunno about you guys, but I'd rather shit my pants in public than having to go 1 on 1 against a Rottweiler.

Those bastards have the meanest bite of all dogs, apparently, and they are heavily territorial.

I'm not even scared of dogs, but those guys freak me out.

What? Rotties are adorable!

To be fair, I wouldn't like to be around one that was poorly trained and had a bad temper but the same goes for any breed.
All the ones I felt like answering.
1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
A nice nap

2. What is your greatest fear?
IDK, I don't worry about things much do I don't fear something unless there's a cause to actively fear it.

6. What is your greatest extravagance?
my car

7. What is your current state of mind?

10. What do you most dislike about your appearance?
I could use a few more tattoos

13. What is the quality you most like in a woman?
a nice personality goes a long way

14. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?

15. What or who is the greatest love of your life?

17. Which talent would you most like to have?
Being multilingual. I like to travel and being able to speak the native language would be helpful.

18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I wouldn't mind loosing the occasional depression

19. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Transitioning into being an independent adult.

20. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?
A piece of driftwood. Canadian maple or redwood maybe.

21. Where would you most like to live?
Back in the town I came from in a little comfortable house by the river.

23. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?

24. What is your favorite occupation?
the job I have now but with less bullshit

25. What is your most marked characteristic?
I don't speak a lot

28. Who is your hero of fiction?
Roland Deschain

31. What are your favorite names?
Liliana, William

34. How would you like to die?
In a sudden and violent manner that makes the national news.
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My house was broken into when I was 9 years old. 2 days before christmas. Fuccker stole my sega genesis, my mothers jewelry, and our christmas presents.

Good thing I lived in the ghetto. People who lived in my neighborhood ended up killing the guy for what he did because they spotted him enter my house. He was beaten to death a block away from my home.

I love happy endings

My co-worker's house got broken into recently. Only thing the guy stole was a really old xbox and some loose change.
Do well enough in school that you have options for your future like going to college if you chose to.

Society seems to say that going to college and getting a degree is what you're supposed to do. That's cool for some people but not everybody. Trade school is a great option and skilled laborers like electricians can make more than respectable money. Also you'll avoid the stupidly large amounts of student debt that can take decades to pay off. College is fine for a lot of people and you should do it if you really want to but know it's not your only option like society often makes it seem.

Work enough that you can afford to have a life but not so much you don't have time for a life.

Otherwise don't take things too seriously and enjoy you life and freedom. Have fun, get laid, don't get into too much trouble, etc.
Card because it's convenient more often than not and I'm a responsible adult who can keep a budget.
Nexus 5. It's an excellent phone and it's pretty affordable. I have one and I love it.
Daily blowjobs until the debt is payed off. Alternately she could do weekly anal.
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I don't know what Duck Dynasty is so I'd rather just keep thinking it's Dynasty with the entire cast replaced by ducks.

That's actually pretty accurate.
A GTX 760 might be in your budget or maybe just a bit above. Also worth looking into is the GTX 660; a bit older but also a bit cheaper if you're on a strict budget.
I'd suggest some AMD cards but I'm not too familiar with their offerings.
About $3000. Not that it would take money to convince me but if there's the prospect of money then I could use a good 3 grand.
One of these
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What beer do you recommend as a first beer ever?

I found lagers easier to get into when I first started drinking. Heineken maybe. That was the first beer I actually enjoyed. Just try a variety of beers and try to avoid the super cheap poor tasting beers.
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Horny Goat anybody? Or what about that brewery in San Diego, Stone or whatever that everyone likes

I've been getting into Stone lately. As of the bottle in my hand right now I've tried 4 of their beers. Kinda expensive but tastey. Oaked Arrogant Bastard is my favorite.
Luddites these days...

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I just love pushing buttons in general. Or turning knobs. I know that sounds sexual and it probably kind of is There's something super gratifying about a good button with good pressure

You sound like you'd go crazy for a good mechanical keyboard. A bit pricey but totally worth it for the clicky, tactile mechanical switches.
A good set of inserts can do a lot of good but ultimately you just have to get used to it. Granted some people just have bad feet and will never get used to it.
I have flat feet and I used to get a lot of foot pain when I had to start wearing steel toe boots for work. Now I can go a whole shift on my feet and my feet just kinda feel tired.
I disagree. Dragons are bad and this article is silly.

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Bilbo Bard the Bowman of Esgaroth help us.

fixed for accuracy because
My shift starts at 3pm so I'm usually ready to get going and get stuff done.
Had about 1.86 x 10^32 and 1.4 x 10^25 heavenly chips that last time I played. It's interesting until you get into the numbers you have no idea how to name.
Health and dental courtesy of the federal government and US tax payers.
Yellow version
Age of Empires 2
Super Smash Bros. Melee