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Quote by 06CardsChamps
So are you Active Duty, a cadet, or in my situation?

edit: to amazing fretman



im in the process of going to MEPS right now...ive talked to my recruiter and stuff

so basically i am a DEP


my dad has been in the navy for 22 years and my step dad was in the navy for 21 so i have been around it my whole life


i cant wait to go to BMT!
Quote by 06CardsChamps
if you stay in for 30 years, you won't really need much else. my dad's gonna stay in for 30, and let me tell you, the retirement packages are so amazing you could pretty much do whatever you wanted as a retirement job, a.k.a. do what you want even if it doesnt make you the most.



id probably just be that old guy that plays guitar around at different open mics haha..or host an open mic myself to make an extra buck
Quote by 06CardsChamps
oh, and my dad's been an officer in the air force for about 20 years, so i at least have somewhat of a good idea what i'm getting myself into lol.

The only thing i'm worried about will be my life after the AF. I'm pretty sure i dont want to make a career out of it like my dad did, so i'll be in the civilian workforce most likely by 2020 or so. Hopefully i'll be a good candidate for a job somewhere? that's my only real question lol.



well since you are going in as an officer you will have a better chance of some careers outside of the military


for example..if you choose to be a pilot, that is always needed and it pays good.

im going into the airforce and im gonna try to stay in for 30 years then i will need to find something else..haha
i search barred for like 5 pages..couldnt find anything


This thread is for people who are in the Military or people who want to join to talk and discuss stuff..ask questions, tell stories. anything!

so how many people here are in the military or want to join?
Quote by Emarosa777
i don't know if google "are" screwed. haha.



obviously you dont know grammar...
Quote by TooFast
To get to the island. You must sail. On a boat.



not in this story...


you were kidnapped and dropped off there..
Quote by metalmanjosip
why imagine when i have a gf that.......



lol jokes TS now i puke.



lol

<3
Quote by adyhendrixc
I think you're right. He wants it to be accpetable in UG so he doesn't have to be ashamed and kill himself.

Well, it's not acceptable. Not even in UG. So just go ahead and kill yourself TS, its not worth it.



i have never laughed so hard...thank you haha
Quote by metalmanjosip
TS methinks you are a bit biased...

are writing this thread from a remote desert island??



maybe....lol


im just saying i have had a bj similar too if not worse than the one i just described...i just want you to imagine sexing up a super hairy from head to toe chick..
Quote by alaskan_ninja
I'd ask for a bj and imagine that it was a hot chick giving it to me.



did i mention her mouth is dry all the time..so it would be the worst bj in the history of life..and she uses A LOT of teeth?
Quote by adyhendrixc
Na I'd just wank.



its not allowed...because of the sand and sun and salt from the ocean..it would almost rip all the skin off..
with no possible escape...for the rest of your life..but you had all means to live healthy and happy

ok i dont know how to transition it but basically you arent alone..you are with a super super fat, tall, hairy hairy hairy, annoying, smelly, sweaty, gross....woman


would you ever be tempted to have sex with her? oh and i forgot to say she asks you for sex at least once a week


would you ever do it? or live the rest of your life in abstinence?
Quote by alaskan_ninja
Yeah! I'll start writing the script! Who should be in it?



ummm lets see

we will need a funny black guy as comic relief but at the same time to be serious...he would also have to have been in a sitcom show...I GOT IT!


Martin Lawrence can be the fight pilot guy....


and the nerdy computer guy can be....Dr. Dorian from Scrubs


perfect match right?
Quote by alaskan_ninja


Really, though, go for a jet, so you can maybe become an astronaut afterwords. Also, maybe you could help defeat the aliens when they come with the help of a nerdy computer programmer.



wow that could be a really good idea for a movie!

we could call it....aliens attacking earth day!
Quote by RU Experienced?
What, you've already given up on your dream of becoming a Crime Scene Investigator?


For shame.



no i havent..i just want to weight the odds..i have a lot of thoughts right now about my future..i just want to set it all straight..
Quote by Hybrid_Xer0
Thoughtfapping only gets you so far.


When shooting. <_< >_>



could you explain please?
Quote by Abunai X
Fly a space rocket.



if im an airplane pilot in the military i can become a pilot for NASA's space shuttles and stuff..
which should i fly in the military?


both could offer careers after the military...but which should i choose?
Quote by Steeze
Lol TS is a thoughtfapper



lol is that a bad thing??
Quote by wigzwamz
k then weres your problem?



i still fap daily...lol


im just a sexual beast who needs satisfaction..idk?
Quote by wigzwamz
ok, so pit a guy came to us asking how to stop fapping. after we finished discussing ideas we had told him to actually fap more??? you guys are retarded.

to TS put parental blocks on porn sites so you can't get to them



i rarely ever watch porn...
Quote by metalmanjosip
dude srsly it prevents cancer keeps you off edge and ensures your dick still works for when you need it for other purposes, stop bitching and fap away....



hahahah....ok..i guess your right


thanks guys!
Quote by Dwight Schrute
Why would you quit fapping? Who cares it's not harming anyone....unless you're selling your momma's jewelry for lube and ditchin your friends to spend intimate time with Palmela.



idk its just...id like to at least cut back to once a week...
Quote by Zacothewacko
no way nearly as interesting
don't solve major crimes in an hour timeslot. it takes weeks/months
Tons of paperwork, asking permission to do things



well im ok with all of that..except the asking for permission ****..id wanna be a renegade cop! a real badass guy...oh well =/
Quote by SGstriker
I seriously doubt it. Probably a ****-ton of paperwork and very little action.


that being said, it seems like being an NCIS agent would be badass nonetheless.



im going to google it now...but could you tell me what ncis is? and who they work for?
Quote by IMABBALLPLAYER
I normally do it once a day, but I wouldn't say I'm addicted. I just enjoy it.



i still think once a day every day is kinda bad...at least not..i have been doing it on average twice a day every day for the past 6 years....its ridiculous =[
would it really be as interesting and satisfying as seen on the movies and tv?
Quote by Spooni_Shaq
Head, used to play lead guitar for Korn

Is now committed to Jesus

Jesus don't want no masturbation!



yeah =/


i wanna quit but i need a solid plan/tactic...


ive stopped once before...but only because i was living with my dad and his presence in the same state as me scared me not to..
Quote by Spooni_Shaq
I swear to god every single thread you make is about fapping

Do what Head did, tattoo Jesus on your palm



who??? did what???

hahahahahahahah


and not every thread i make is about fapping..but a lot of them in the past have been about it
addiction to fapping


are you?

were you?


how can you stop?

how did you stop?


what are/were your methods to kicking the dirty handshake from your "to do" list?
Quote by Led man32
The only thing I would be cautious about with that is some med schools do not like you taking med classes at a community college. So make sure all the credits will be taken by med schools. Ask the advisor at the community college.


ok cool thanks!

its so much work...ughh its stressing me out
Quote by Led man32
There really isnt a quick way to do it. But as far as I know your best bet is to go to a 4 year college. It is not a huge deal where you go as long as they offer pre med. Then apply to med schools. To be competitive you will want a high college GPA so don't slack off during the undergrad years. That is of course if you want to get into a good school. I go to VCU which actually I think has the largest medical campus in the US.



ok cool!! thanks

umm..could i go 2 years to a community college..then 2 more or whatever to a university that offers pre med..then go to a med school?

the community college offers pre med
Quote by Ground
well coming here is a great start, you're pn the right track



yeah idk..ive been looking for like online advisory chat rooms or something..but i cant find any

its difficult trying to figure this out...i dont have much time left lol
ok first id like to say hey..i havent been on here in a while...anyways...


i am looking at careers in the medical field..i really want to be a surgeon..that is my #1 choice

so i was wondering how i could go about doing it in the least amount of time or whatever...any ideas/ suggestions?


what are some good colleges?

please help
Quote by severed-metal
Does anyone in here get flirted with on a regular occasion?

Not by your gf's



yes its annoying actually..
one girl is really sweet and me and her have a lot in common..she likes me, i like her..we dont wanna hurt eachother and wanna be together for a long time


second girl...really cool..kinda quiet...but she wants me in every way...she wants to give it up to me...she wants the sex...


im not dating either of them...my brain is telling me to go with the first girl..long and meaningful relationships ftw!

but my pen0r is telling me..."you have passed up so many golden opportunities...you owe this to yourself!" basically saying have an amazing f*ck buddy...


so what do i do pit?

ive already went pretty heavy into making out with girl number 2..but we stopped before it would escalate...

im so lost
anyways im gonna give you the short and sweet version of the story


one girl is really sweet and me and her have a lot in common..she likes me, i like her..we dont wanna hurt eachother and wanna be together for a long time


second girl...really cool..kinda quiet...but she wants me in every way...she wants to give it up to me...she wants the sex...


im not dating either of them...my brain is telling me to go with the first girl..long and meaningful relationships ftw!

but my pen0r is telling me..."you have passed up so many golden opportunities...you owe this to yourself!" basically saying have an amazing f*ck buddy...


so what do i do pit?

ive already went pretty heavy into making out with girl number 2..but we stopped before it would escalate...

im so lost
dude your so banned...
Everything i do is under her eye, its kinda scary, life with an obsessed spy.

Life is hell when you spend it with demons that follow you, they just wont leave


Get me out of here, leave me alone, my soul is heavy and my heart is in pain.

Why does it have to be this way, why me? why cant the stalkers just let me be?


idk guys this needs a lot of work as you can tell...

if feeling it..but im just lost with the words...

any advice? or anything?

this is out of my normal writing style...but yeah...so that might be why..
Quote by RU Experienced?
But you're Canadian so he's bound to call your bluff.



haha awww