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but she was a redhead
I swear to ****in' God I am being totally serious....what do i do?
Okay...heres the story...I was ****ing this girl i met at a party last night, and she was a "little buzzed"...ahem...well anyways, we start getting busy, and she starts screaming like a mofo, and im just like what the hell? and her vagina started to clamp down really tight on my ****....at first i was just like, "oh, this is cool", and then it REALLY tight....to the point that it was uncomfortable to keep going...she seemed to be liking it good, but i couldnt take it anymore, and i tried pulling out and it was like a hand grabbing my ****ing penis....short story is, i freaked the **** out, didnt talk to her the rest of the night, and my penor has been purple and yellow and its tender as hell, i couldnt even take a shower today....Pit....what do I do?
A hooker....

Think about it...

Slash had a hooker....

Inticing, eh?
what the hell could she be eating to have her cooch taste like rusty quarters?

****ing disgusting....
wait...your telling me i might have AIDS?

*oh *****
wait...your telling me she was raggin' out?

*shudders*
So...we got back to my house from the move "Twighlight" or however the **** you spell it...she loved it, I was focused on the twat....but anyways, i got her up to my room, belah blah blah, she took her clothes off and I went down and starting eating her out...now this is the 6th girl ive had so i know how all this stuff is...and...well...it just wasnt right...she tasted like....idk....quarters or something...like rusty nails or iron....it was disgusting.....after about two minutes of trying to cope, i just got up and told her i wasnt in the mood....i went into the kitchen and tried eating everything just to get the taste out of my mouth....i was about to throw up....i drove her home and then i spent the rest of the night shuddering from the grossness....

So pit...i have come to ask you....

1) Is there someone that i can talk to to help get my mind****ed brain to work properly again?

2) what do you think made it taste so bad like that?
lol, sadly, i do the same thing.....im in grade 9 though.....ive missed one or two days every week so far this semester....
aight, its officail....who wants to join


BED WETTERS UNITE!


P.S.- The mods just ****ed you up....

Jodi has a good response....thats true, the acid from the soda takes care of most smells....ive seen people do it after cutting onions, handling fishing eqipment, ect.

Just go out and buy a 2 liter bottle of Pepsi/Coke, although ive heard Pepsi works better....but try both.....

.....I cant believe i forgot about that.....i must be going insane....
Mwahaha....if only, if only....you saw the way I do.....

EDIT: But then again....I guess you'd have to do it to see what I mean....
somebody told me....not sure where.....that the new Epis sound like shit....they got really crappy tone or somthing....but dont call me on that one....but the C1's are AMAZING if they got the right stuff on em.....idk, go try them, and see what you like....
Well then Mr. Potcorn, it seems like I have done my job thoroughly... as for who you THINK you know as "KOTAZ", let me explain....

In real life, I am.. I am.. daffodils. I'm the morning dew. I am.. the laughter of children. I'm the smell of freshly-baked bread. I'm the postman's cheery "Good morning." I'm the yelp of a puppy, free from the microwave. I am.. chicken-fed corn. The seven of clubs that fills the inside straight. I'm the grateful twinkle in your grandmother's eyes, as you reverse the tractor off her legs. I am sugar, spice, and all things nice. I'm the click on an empty chamber, when it's your turn at Russian Roulette. I am hope.. love.. mankind.. the world. I am.. everything.

Good day, sir.
*swishes cape*
Cons:uh....A/Es are usually heavier/bigger, and they burn through batteries like fkin crazy.....

Pros: if you have an amp that can tune (but through cable only), its a plus...you can make it LOUDER, if your at a party or something and you wanna play....you can add distorion to it (which sounds AESOME i might add...), and plus if your peynas is to small for the big hole on top then you ca- wait....im not going to get into that.....

Other: A/Es are generally more expensive, they dont sound different than regualar ones, there are some with bright tones and dark tones, just like regular acoustics, and plus, you can get a dark toned one, and hook it up to an amp, change some settings and walah! its bright sounding!!! (and vice versa)
just lather your hair down, steal one of your mothers/GF/wifes/girl you are stalking's hair clip/pins and put your hair up.....sit down in the shower with it still lathered and fap untill you go soft... unless you are a homo-mcweaksauce, by the time you rub yourself raw, wash it out....if that doesnt work, go roll in dog shit.....

EDIT: and then mail me 50 USD
EDIT: and then scream at the top of your lungs "CHOATES CHOADE!!!!"...itll help...trust me
actually, if you just wanna get rich.....learn to play every insturment you can (and be at least mediocre at it), and then move to Nashville.....none of the Hill-billies know how to play anything but the moonshine bottle in all the plays and shows they have up there....
What is this ..........i see it everywhere on teh interwebz, and i don no wut it meanz.....plz tell me!!!!
hmm, ive never heard of those....i use the Fender Celluloid Meds, there pretty good...

idk, ill check em' out though...
post Picz U Gotz Now Dammit!!!
When Iz Dis Mutha Fka Gonna Get Back, W Muzt Sea Ghostie R4pe!!!!!
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Go have sex with some dead people.



ROFL!
I have a felling this is going to be epic...
Okay, so theres this song in my head, and it starts out with harmonics on the 3rd fret of the 6th string and then moves to the 5fr 5str, and i cant remember the name of it, i know ALMOST sure its from one of these bands...

Disturbed
Sevendust
5fingerdeathpunch
Saliva

PLZZZZ HELP!
again he was shunned with awe and shame
and when the bell rings, there shall be light
i tried the search bar but absolutely nothing came up....
can someone give me a link to the thread with all the "heart attack" pictures with the whole "HHHHHNNNGGHHH!!!!!" SUBTITLE thingys?

im trying to show my friend and i cant find them anywhere, thanks!
macz b da GAY!
so today i was looking around at it (packing it up to be returned) and i realized that i was using a 12V adapter when the pedal requires 18V.....

could this be causing the staiticky hissing noise when i turn it on?!?!?!
OMFG, I LOVE ALL U GUYS, YALLZ BE MAH ****IN HEROZ!!!!!!!!!!!ONE1111!!!!

no but seriously, when we have our little end of show outro, im thanking all u guys...


EDIT: sorry bout that whole comment, i was still on my natural high, disregaurd everything but the second sentance of that measage
alsoz, my gear doesnt look to bad does it?!?!?!?
no, we dont have anything recorded.....but uh....this is gonna be our first gig.....

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are you talking about Skatopia in Ohio? just curious? if so GO FOR IT, ill have to come check you guys out as i only like like an hour or so from there



yeah, the one in ohio....