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Quote by Extra Ordinary
But it was really you cutting yourself, right?


Nah man, It's because of a disease... or was it bears....
I had several friends that believed I had HD glasses. They still believe that crap.
Also, one friend believed I went to Canada every year to go bear hunting with my bare hands. She thought the scars on my back were because of the claws.
I hate it, it's mine. So they should hold their greedy paws to themselves IT's MINE!! MIIINE I TELL YOUUU!!
Sucks to be you, you two timing *****. I hope you have a nice time with that socially disturbed pubescent cockmongler for we are done. I can't believe that you replaced me like that. That you made out with that boy, BOY!! While we had something. That on the night we brooke up, you already had him ready for you. I let you inmy house and in m y bed. I listenend to your problems and to your pleasures. I ask you how your day was and how you were feeling. I spent money, bought you diner, drinks, presents, i told you I loved you. I was and will be, the best boyfriend you ever had. All that, and this is what you do?! So be it, have fun. And by the way, "that's just me" is an excuse, you emotionally disturbed ****with. Good luck with your "problems". Suck it.


To my ex, the *****.
I wanna make her cry, ans she's the first girl that mad eme feel that way. Gongratz.
She said i forgot to logout of UG on her computer, so i hope she reads this.

Sincerely,
Tim.
Sucks to be you, you two timing *****. I hope you have a nice time with that socially disturbed pubescent cockmongler for we are done. I can't believe that you replaced me like that. That you made out with that boy, BOY!! While we had something. That on the night we broke up, you already had him ready for you. I let you inmy house and in m y bed. I listenend to your problems and to your pleasures. I aske dyou how your day was and how you were feeling. I spent money, bought you diner, drinks, presents, i told you I loved you. I was and will be, the best boyfriend you ever had, I hope you realize the mistake you made. All that, and this is what you do?! So be it, have fun. And by the way, "that's just me" is an excuse, you emotionally disturbed ****with. Good luck with your "problems". Suck it.


To my ex, the *****.
I wanna make her cry, ans she's the first girl that mad eme feel that way. Gongratz.
She said i forgot to logout of UG on her computer, so i hope she reads this.

Sincerely,
Tim.
woke up on my friends bed, had no clue what happened, found my friend sleeping on his mom's bed.
Everything smelled like puke and gin, and as soon as i smelled the puked and gin, i puked again...
Not the best way to wake up
Quote by mikeyknowsbetter
Has anyone heard of slender man?

no, please do tell.... enlighten us
Quote by GODhimself37
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct101llYcZU

the top 2 comments basically sum up the video.

just watch it. it's a fight video. with explosions.


just watched it, the whole thing, made me feel shamed...
I'm not even an american, i don't even knwo these guys and i feel ashamed

Thats a talent, they should use that...
Dutch and Flemish Renaissance painting > Genre works > Hierarchy of genres > Women artists > Feminist art movement > Guerrilla Girls > Itty Bitty Titty Committee > Homosexuality > Sex > Sex (disambiguation) > Human sexual activity > Anal Beads > Anal Sex.

And that's why i don't that kind of art, music is just better. (and gets you more sex(eventually))
Quote by ChucklesMginty
I actually can see the use in the Panorama one.


seconded, i'd like to try that one out.
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Well relationship thread I could really use a bit of help and advice with my current plight.

So in a nutshell, me and my girlfriend broke up a while back, but we really never stopped loving each other I guess. Recently she's expressed a desire to give us another go but the thing is being with her brings a lot of financial stress and other troubles, her also being with me means she's leaving behind her family and friends so in a way I'm torn between what I feel is the right thing to do and what I want to do...

Anyone ever been in a similar situation and could maybe shed some light?


I know man, that thing with the friends or gf thing. That's what's partially happening to me right now. I just said **** it for now, i need some time. And is seems like they're listening for once.
the psycho girl friend of my now ex-gf (it's even a question uf we even made it that far.) made us break up.

Long story short, i hate that friend.
I've known here for 15 years and then she pulls this shit. Because "I just don't like the thought of my two best friend together."

And my ex-gf, well i don't really know what to feel for her.
kinda mad at the fact that shes letting it happen, and sad that it had to end this way.

I'm so pissed at the moment and sad at the same time, i could murder a bear.

conclusion,
I could use a hug.
the psycho girl friend of my now ex-gf (it's even a question uf we even made it that far.) made us break up.

Long story short, i hate that friend.
I've known here for 15 years and then she pulls this shit. Because "I just don't like the thought of my two best friend together."

And my ex-gf, well i don't really know what to feel for her.
kinda mad at the fact that shes letting it happen, and sad that it had to end this way.


conclusion,
**** it.
I don't get drunk. I was it once, had a laugh, woke up without a hangover. Never tested my luck again.

I'm a gentle drunk. and it took everything to get there, beer, wine gold strike apfelkorn petrikov. whatever
It means your jack-in is ****ed, not your headphones.
God I'm ready for a trip to Canada and maul some bears. I swear to god that when i see her friend, well actually I don't know what I'll do. But it won't be nice, and it will calm me down.
They should make it optional. who cares anyway.
If you want easter eggs, Go play Morrowind. have fun.
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Because I'm straight.


Because I have no idea what it is.
Quote by Gord@k
Sounds like a third wave ska band.


Telstars



Sounds like an electronic indie/britt pop band, sorry dude.

Le Faquer
Quote by Zolom
Your hair in one of your pics made you look like the Toki Wartooths



Probably some Scandinavian death metal band member.
Quote by MrDURPEEDURP
White with black stripes.


/endofhmm.


If I gave you three pennies, and you gave me a dollar, then I slapped the shit out of you for seventeen seconds and a bum dropped a twenty dollar bill from six stories up and landed four feet above us, who would get the twenty dollars if a squirrel could bench press two hundred and twenty five pounds ?


Think hard.


Her neighbour.
the bassist without intestines (sp).
I've been playing for 6 years now and i have these: Maruszczyk: ELWOOD X 24 'Redburst' Lakland: Skyline Series 55-01. And that isn't even half of my gear.
The fun part is that i paid for all of it myself, i only got the cheapest bass from my parents. Some Stagg. So stop complaining and get a decent job. I managed witha paper round, its doable trust me.
Maximum the Hormone, the make the same sort of music......
( dutchies will understand )

I'm am an HAVO student, can do VWO if i wanted to but due to severe sickness i ended up in VMBO, in my exam year. The **** they taught me, i had learned in first year HAVO, so this year was "easy cake". That whole last year was one geek moment, let me explain:

I finished my english study books of about 200 pages in 1 month and had only straight A's. I didn't have to do any math (I kid you not), I taught the teacher HAVO and VWO tricks. I had to do jack **** for geography: after scoring 100% for the first 3 test and the rest of the class not higher then 70%. History and Economics were just the same as Geography. And then, dutch. Wich my average grade being 60% ( I suck at my own language, while i can talk and write english pretty good ( if i want to )).

Those were my importent grades. I graduated, without learning, with the lowest grade being 74%. Making me a geek, the class said. But everone here can do that, VMBO is ****. I'm not ****ting you when i say that the whole class thaught that when ice melts the mass increases and that water is "created". The didn't have an explanation for that one though. The thought i was nuts when i said that there is an exact amount of water on earth. I was an evil professor in their eyes

Tl;dr : My exam year was easy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVP7N9_Q6hs
Twas part of the first album I bought. Never could i listen to it without getting teary
Quote by Metallica Meat
Just doin' meh job, failing as usual


And now I feel bad, thank you Metallica meat
5 years

5 basses and 1 guitar

17
Quote by herby190
Hey, incase you didn't see my edit, I decided to make this journey with you.


I didn't, and will apologize to you, only. I'm glad there is someone who understands.
Thanks for the help so far I thought you guys would understand.


Quote by Ganoosh


Any thread with that title is sure to deliver, and this one...well...it did.


I will put you, in my signature.
Quote by Venice King
Have some self control


And that gets boring after a while also.
Quote by will123456789
not fap?

try and fill your time with more constructive business?


Tried, and it gets boring after a while.
None of you will remember this but I had a thread a while ago: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1005188 . And I had to go for a check up today. And, well.....


He said I can't masturbate for a month.....
A whole month, how am I going to do this ?? Crawl into a corner and not talk to anyone ?? It's no internet, that's one thing. And I will only watch stuff like Cartoon network or series like CSI.

Pitt, help a dude out. How will I survive ??

Desperately yours,
Kami-sama
They, and by they I mean about everybody I that knew me (including teachers and what not), call me wonderboy. They call me that because of my surname, Wondergem, and because I always do stuff that make people go: "How in god's name did he do that ??"
sometimes. Most of the times I don't.
I like my own.
This is going down hill.