Anyone noticed how the new Call of Duty: World At War can be shortened to:




...sort of?
Whatever you do, get new strings, shecter ones are horrible.
Quote by Ed Hunter
Emotion is all about the retarded face. Therefore, Steve Vai is the biggest emo ever.

*Cough* Jonny De Marco *Cough*
Sonys are v. expencive for what they are usually.
Quote by Deliriumbassist
You'll need one of these:

Looks a bit drastic, Ive ordered one of these instead:

Ever since I woke up this morning my eye hasnt stopped twiching. (6 hours)

I can feel it, its annoying me, hurting me, and it looks pretty freaky.

Any reason for this?
Am i going to die?
Is it an early sign of AIDS?

Btw, it definatly isnt anything to do with drugs.
Quote by lp_breaker
you are doing something, like using the computer, listening to music and wanking and someone around you never stops talking to you! argh lol

Quote by metallica_19
i have a vicious doberman and rottweiler which are both purebreds...and when i got home one was gone and the other was tied up, and was just lying there when i got home...he didn't even get up to great me or anything.

Ouch man, this really must f**king suck big time.

Hmm, but if your doberman is as vicious as you say, why didnt he just eat the burgular?
The first post was a joke, I cum blood by cannibal corpse.
More of a pit joke maybe, i apologise for this.

Now ill add some constructive crit.

You can say "I CRY EVE'Y NITE " in a less blantant and emo way.

If you want a love song listen to romeo and juliet by dire straits?
Quote by total.insanity

And when you said you had to leave
I cried myself to sleep
'Cause I didn't want you to go away

Now find someone gay enough to sing that.
Quote by lefthandman9876
your guitars too?

that sucks

always back up your photos man, external harddrive ftw

So a burgular isnt going to steal an external hard-drive?
I prefer these lyrics.

Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pisse din her maggot filled asshole

****ing the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity

The smell was unbearable
As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow

Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tounguing her rotted anus

I need a live woman
to fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, **** and kill
her body exceptional
she thought I was normal
but I wanted more

I came blood inside of her
chocking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life

Violnet, climax
Serging serum
on my skin

Back from the dead
I am resurrected
to spew, putrefaction
Who the hell goes to a Slipknot gig to take photos?

Apart from photographers.

Fags that need to die, HOMOPHOBE!
Play with your willie.
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Secondly, is there anything that I should know about travelling to the states?

Dont shop here.
I need do poo poo in my pants.

Quote by J-B
Slow ride in my pants
All these things that I've done in my pants
Sweet Child o' Mine in my pants
Supermassive Black Hole in my pants
Goldfinger in my pants
But its better if you do it in my pants

Someone plays a bit too much GH3
its a rave dave. you tube it
Quote by Silent_Jester13
Can we please just forget about him. I'm pretty sure thats all he wanted.

The only reason he killed himself is so that people would NOT forget him.

And its worked, if i died I would have been forgotten about in 10 seconds and my ashes would be used as fertaliser.
Quote by Xiaoxi
Same thing with this thread:

It's just pussies who hide behind the Internet saying things reserved in the back of their minds.


hove they never heard of a dynamic equlizer?
Pah, no video games in the 70s, no good ones at least.
look at the comment:
you sound like yngwie malmsteen and buckethead mixed. very cool sound.

oh god.
I think guitar pro can work it out for you.
Get a guitar, and then if you decide to play bass you can just cut two of the strings off.
Depends what kinda person you are: over confident, go for lead guitar, fat, go for rythm guitar, anything else, bass.
Quote by rage6945
haha i'm not gonna lie and say i dont watch porn, but this happened after i went on a little bit torrent spree when i bought a new harddrive. specifically Jay-z's black album

Maybe it was god punishing you for having a bad music taste.
Led zeppelin reguarly emulated sex in their songs, find out what pedals they used.
Quote by Kizu-Eien

I live in scotland, my hair is just about shoulder length, with a shorter fringe because I used to bite it a lot, and had to trim the rest of it to level it...

But everywhere I go, it's like walking the green mile...

Make retarded comments such as:
"You wae the long hair, you've got long hair...."

Will someone give me a gun? OR a combat knife? I'd hapilly go on a killing spree, even if I don't go on one, It'll be like I have a death sentence anyway...

Maybe someone should just give you a pair of scissors.
Strike now, whist the candle is alight.
Quote by kaybee
i love that song:]

im sorry but i love this song


Although my 10 year old sister likes her
Poo-Poo Bum
Quote by daeqwon10000
Kill her first, then lick her dead body gently

Quote by mrjimborinsane
the I.T. crowd reference, do i get e-cookie?

You're in luck, i just finished baking a batch.