Logical extension of Rocking-Bob's idea, the same can be said for fate in general. Also, I if there is such thing as free will, there are surely only a finite (though incomprehensibly huge) number of choices we can make and ways that things can play out. This means that fate must exist, even if it has an even more incomprehensibly huge amount of possibilities, increasing at even more incomprehensibly huge speeds.
The number of possible realities at the end of everything and all being (the end of the universe seems far too small) is one of the few things it is fair to call epic.
No matter what you do, you are insignificantly insignificant.
Once upon an old time In the Land of the Pitmonkeys, There lay a young, young ma-an.
And he logged onto UG. And he saw that he was STRUCK! STRUCK WITH THE BANHAMMER THE MAN'S HAMMER THE WEAPON OF THE GODS OF THE MO-OOODS!
So he trekked off to Mount FoTB. With a cursed ring in his hand. And he threw it into hell. AND THEN SUDDENLY, CARMEL! HE REACHED FOR HIS WEAPON BUT IT WAS GONE HE'D FIGHT WITH HIS GUITAR!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWK! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWK! CARMEL TRANSFORMED BEFORE HIS EYES! POWERED BY THE SOULS OF THOSE WHO'D DIED FROM BAN-ASSISTED SUICIDE! SHE WAS A FEARSOME DRAGON WITH GOLD AND SILVER FLAGONS! AND SKILLS AS LEET AS A CHINESE KID! AND SHITTY RYHMES AND WORSE RHYTHMS - SHIT! BUT THE ROCKER KNEW JUST WHAT HE HAD TO DO
HE REACHED DEEP FOR THE P.O.D! MADE FROM A SURELY LESS SCARY BEAST! AND BUSTED A BITCH-MAGNETIC LICK OUT ON HER FACE!
THEN CARMEL'S SHOCKING RETALIATE! WITH THE POWER OF THE BEAST! SHE SHREDDED SO HARD HIS FACE IT MELTED OFF!!!!!!!!
But this did not stop the young man. For his name was Ovenman. For his ban it had already passed. He rocked so hard. He rocked us, hard. He rocked the whole world with his story, rewards would come, surely. Cos' his entry was better than the rest. For it needed no, Fou-ourth wall.
A chemistry student has been found dead with his jaw blown off by what is believed to be exploding chewing gum, reports have said. The 25-year-old's disfigured remains were discovered at his parent's home in the northern Ukrainian city of Konotop, reports in the Eastern European country said.
The young man, who studied at Kiev Polytechnic Institute, was working at a computer late on Saturday when the alleged explosion happened.
"A loud pop was heard from the student's room," the ukranews.com website said, citing an aide to the city's police chief.
"When his relatives entered the room, they saw that the lower part of the young man's face had been blown off."
A forensic examination established that the chewing gum was covered with an unidentified chemical substance, thought to be some type of explosive material.
The student apparently had a bizarre habit of chewing gum after dipping it into citric acid, Russian news agency Ria Novosti said.
Officers found both citric acid packets and a similar-looking unidentified substance, believed to be some kind of explosive material, on a table near the body, the agency continued.
Investigators suspect that the student simply confused the packets and put gum covered with explosive material into his mouth.
Forensic experts were to travel from Kiev to investigate the substance, as local authorities feared it may explode if transported.
Far too young to die, should have been out having a blast.
You just reminded me of a truly sick and twisted dream I had last night. I've been trying to remember what it was all day.
Do I care to explain? Why of course!
A note of warning: this isn't very realistic and I can only remember a small part.
I was watching the skies and I see a large green aeroplane pass over head. I imagined it crashing. For some reason it did a loop. For the same reason it plummeted towards the Earth on it's back.
It blew up in a mushroom cloud. People were screaming all around me (crowded place). People were seen to be thrown into the sky from the explosion and then fall in a way that reminded me of the WTC attacks. My heart and stomach were pulled from my chest and squeezed with the full death throes of my guilt. I felt incredulously sad and sick to the bottom of my chest.
Those people who were flung from the blast were by far the worst part. That messed with my head.