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Blink and breathe.

Too bad you can't now.
You're just like us with a higher concentration of creationists.
Why do governments always seem to do the opposite to what the public wants? They are the public.
No wonder it doesn't work, you're formatting a TV!
Now, if you wanted to do it to a HDD...
Is it pregnant?
5 minutes eh? Excellent.

James has got to be my favourite. He isn't obsessed with money and porsches and doesn't derive all of his humour from being derogatory.
I once made a fake account on their website pretending to be middle-eastern.
It got deleted.
Oh how I despise them.
I hate it too. It's incredibly unoriginal (more of an expansion map pack with a story mode completable in less time than it takes to watch a movie). It doesn't have dedicated servers, I'm told it costs $10 more than any other steam game and it disallows external mods (purely to add expensive DLC).

Most FPSs are terrible. You know how games like Saint's Row are called GTA-copies? These are all half baked Doom-copies. Goldeneye was much more influential than this, with a better multiplayer that would have been incredible had online gaming taken off and been included.

The most original things I've seen recently in any FPS or hybrid of two or more genres have been a true Zero-gravity game (the least you'd expect from bald space-marines) and VATS (an amalgamation of turn-based stuff and shooting) and portals (copied from Narbacular Drop) which is incredibly disappointing.

You can disagree with me if you want, this is only my opinion after-all, but if I want to be called a ****** by a pre-pubescent Americans then I'll run for president.
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You guys don't see the massive penis?


Sigmund Freud would like a word with you.
And thus The Pit solves another case...
Just as well, she and all the other mods/admins/my superiors are beautiful, intelligent people who should run the world.
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Saying someones join date to make yourself look cool

olololo

Lateralus.

\m/\m/\m/\m/\m/


Incidentally, Pearl Jam.
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Shorter adverts.

In other words, "Money4Gold" is gonna get the shit kicked out of it.

THAT ADVERT IS CURRENTLY GOING ON MY TV!
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Hayley Williams.

I am however bi.

So this hardly applies to me

A bisexual muse-liking guitar-playing girl?

It's Mad Catz, they suck donkey dick.
Grand Theft Auto with less hookers and more zombies.
Hello.
Every time you vote for Zero Hartman he eats a kitten - surely that br00talz enough to deserve your vote?
Google is good.


I'm sorry.
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ANYMAKEANYMODELANYAGEANYPRICEFROMFIFTYQUIDTOAHUNDREDGRAND!
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If he's a 'nice' person who you think will change, mercy.
If, as I suspect, he isn't, then:
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tell the cops that you want to press charges, let him get arrested and sit in jail for a few days, then right before the trial, drop the charges. if youre lucky, he'll have paid a bunch of money for bail and a lawyer and he'll have worried constantly about it all for nothing.

win-fucking-win.
Sharpened obsidian.
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Let me get this straight:

Taylor Swift is not hot. She is average at best. I see random girls everyday that are much hotter than her.

[/RANT]

I think you have what's called high standards.
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Wait, what? Muse are from the West Country (oohh-arr), not bloody Manchester. I'm offended.

Dom is from Stockport, very close to Manchester.
They don't, of course, do any gigs around here though.
tape, glue, jizz
To get mad pussy.
What? Who?

I doubt many people will, it's very American.
We don't like your kind around here.
Amazon?
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Why can't it be an F#m?

Because it was a...


MAJOR WIN!
...

Wow.


Shotgun one on left.
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get those electronic drums
and like.....stick the leads up your bumbum
then there wont be noise


i won this thread

That would give you ****ty tone.
MUSE Black Holes and Revelations/Time is Running Out/Hysteria(MAYBE)/Knights of Cydonia/I predict a ****storm of I Belong To You.

Radiohead Creep.
My_other_console_is_a_PS3.

Just kidding, i don't have an XBOX, but on PSN I once saw AIDS_BABYPUNCH.
He's on my friends list now.
So get of your ass and do some chemistry.
Chemistry, chemistry, chemistry.