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Quote by TheReverend724
The one time you post in here it's to yell at me

i'm trying to be a pain in the ass. i'm incredibly bored.

I mean, BLARGLE YABBLE BLEEK!
Quote by CrossBack7
Also, Rev, your EP is incredible. Production value is just...Better than pro. And I don't even really like electronic music.

Stop sucking his dick. His head's already big, don't make it worse.

Goddamn Rev, always being all Revy and shit...
Quote by guitarxo
I think I voted for you

I remember seeing more than three but less than fifteen votes for me in something, but then I was an asshole and people changed their votes
I got nothing?

Awesome!

That's better than last years!
Fuck off, mcjosh, you asshole. You never called back. I didn't get you anything.
Irregular here.

Rev, Jet, I found a pic of your favorite people. I hope you like it.

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Your use of that font really pisses me off, TS.

Anyway, Cannibal Corpse, Fucked With A Knife.
Masturbate with your face. You'll grow hair then.
Do you really deserve all the attention you're getting? Or are you just a pretentious twatty douche?
Justin Bieber's a fag, Taylor Swift is a cunt, and Joe Jonas has become a total twat recently. What the fuck is with the real musicians these days?
You need to chill and stop being such a prick. You'll have a heart attack when you're 12. That's no fun.
BOO!

I have nothing to contribute. I just want attention.
Have a wank.

It's the only way.
Quote by captaincrunk
^ Is it about rollercoasters?

It's about drunk rollercoasters.

So... Even better...
Wasn't planning on entering, but... Well... I got bored...

I spent the night with her again. She kissed me with golden lips and a sharp tongue. She burned all the way down, but it didn’t matter after a while. I laughed and she consoled. We met four in style and pleasantly. By five we were asleep.

Noon arrived on schedule. I was hurting. She was empty.

No idea the number of words, can't be arsed, but way less than 369.

it's fifty-seven
Wait...

How does he use the internet if he's Amish?


Happy birthday, mate
and suck dicks
Quote by Rockford_rocks
I know enough.

Watching porn does not constitute knowledge on breasts.

People go to school to study breasts, mate. Harvard Law? It's a cover. Boobology is what they teach there, and they make some of the best boobknowers in the world, and even they don't actually know anything without hands-on experience.

In short, "hands-on."

You know nothing.
Saw boobs. Not one bit surprised who started the thread.

Anyway, I don't give a fuck. I'm a face guy. Pretty face gets me, nice boobs are a plus but not necessary.
Hazards of Love by the Decemberists. It's just fantastic through and through, absolutely spot on in every aspect.
Oh. My. God.

It's so...

beautiful...

Edit: And way anime, I agree ^ But I like it. Looks fantastic.
Extremely.

I mean, look at me, I'm famous because of drugs.
Voted Taco Bell, but In 'N Out is right up there, along with Wendy's...

That bitch's frosties are killer...
Quote by xcherrykatiex
How dare you NOT have In N Out?

Sir, I'm disappointed....

Dis nigga's got it...
At my age, I couldn't sell my soul for a bottle of whiskey.

Which I've tried.

It didn't work.

Fucking devil's a frugal bastard...
Well, it seems I've failed yet again. I only seem to please one and a half judges in these things...
Quote by dann_blood
I kid, I kid. I've done my judging.


I ranked you last instead.

fair enough, I suppose.
Quote by dann_blood
For every time you tell me to hurry up i'm going to delay judging by a day. Oh, and have sex with your dad. I mean mum.

That sucks.

Sorry everyone, judging's delayed until further notice...
No relaxing. I've got a bowl of cocaine, three hookers, and a ton of beer.

I don't have time to relax.
hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up
Oh shit, it is tonight...

Hurry the fuck up, bitches. I want to see how badly I kicked your asses.
I completely disagree with everything that has been previously stated.

You always put up fantastic pieces, but this needs refinement. I really love the style and imagery you're going for, but it's far too clunky and, frankly, boring. Your linebreaks add to this stumbling pace, and it makes a wonderful piece start to fall apart.
Fumbling down the halls,
chasing a spectral juggernaut.
My toes catch,
crumbling against the skin of ages past;
his love weeps above him
peering through a cityscape of smoke and ash.

Fumbling, spectral, juggernaut, are all terrible words (although fumbling less so). Their brevity, while capturing the image, make for an annoying read. I know the image is more in your head, and I want to see that. I am able to make do because I have a pretty good imagination, but I don't think you've fully expressed the image with those words.

The last line confuses me because I'm not sure whether you're looking at a city or if it's just smoke and ashes, in which case, this image confuses me even more. I don't see ashes and smoke in any type of city-like shape, more like wasteland and columns.
Tuck me into a circular room,
and I'll stand in the corner and speak with me.
Maybe I'll find a shadow friend or three,
and we'll laugh until he dies,
or chokes on the Vonnegut he's quoting.
Terry Pratchett looking down upon my room,
laughing at us four and launching witty lines about
the end of modern times and how we should have
Magnavoxed it all.

I don't understand who's dying. The "spectral juggernaut"? The line breaks, again, trip me up and ruin the flow. But other than that, this was the best stanza, the most clear and fluid.
And I'm back below Disney world,
jogging through the tunnels of a small world.
After all, one can only catch a ghost
with a net made of lust and cherry licorice;
unless your lover can sing you back to the
manilla envelope of sky.

This feels like you just threw a bunch of words together in the end in an attempt to seem crazy and deep. "Disney world" to "Disneyland" so you don't say world twice. The third and fourth lines are wonderful, but the ending just loses me, not in the imagery, but in the pure ridiculousness. It's just... Not your best. You can pull off this crazy, non-sequitur poetry, I've seen you do it, but this needs work.

And we both know you only got wotw because you said Terry Pratchett and Vonnegut... This forum goes apeshit on those two names...

Anyway, cheers, good job on the award, and take everything I say with a grain of salt.

Quote by Svetlova
I turned 21 today. Now I'm closer to 40 than I am to my own birth. Wooooo.

Wait until you have your first "Holy shit, I'm getting old" moment.

I have those at least fifteen times a week.
I know what you mean, man. Shit's brutal.

also, submission bamp.
Quote by captaincrunk
How does Midnight at 7/7 sound? Nice round number.

And thanks again guys.

Sounds good.

Midnight, July 7th, 2011, submissions will be closed.

Let's get 'em in, gentlemen and women.

On a different note...

Hope you're doing alright, Cap'n.

I think I think I'm going to e-hug you in ever thread I see you in...
Wonderful. I always enjoy your writing, jimi.

I don't like that there's no other mention of the menace, though. I think it could do with something along that line, although that's really only me wanting a complete(er) story.

The question of what moths (and other insects) do when the lights go out has fascinated me since childhood when my parents told me they slept, which I always took to mean they simply dropped wherever they were and were out.

The Luna Moth is a great looking fluttery little bastard, as well as being pretty large. I take this as two smaller moths being terrorized by a larger one, so maybe that's the menace?

I dunno...

Anyway, quality as always, jimi.
I tore out my eyes and replaced them,
Fitted my head with an array of cameras,
Infrared and thermal,
Fish-eye, extreme zoom, and high speed.

I cut out my ears and installed microphones,
High quality with sensitivity control,
Noise reduction, clarity monitors;
I can hear a pin drop at four miles.

I removed the area with memories of you
And placed instead a hard drive and recorder,
Both visual and audio,
Wired it all together,
And became the best
In bio-engineered recording equipment.

I never miss anything now.
So you won’t happen to me again.


James...

Just...

*sigh*
Quote by CoreysMonster
ITT: people without taste.


Obviously.

It's sort of acquired, but also, there is technique and proper pouring methods, temperatures, etc., that make it one of the best stouts.

Try some other, lesser stouts and work your way up. It's quite a heavy drink.
Teasing keeps you interested.

Thanks, y'all