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Quote by estranged_g_n_r
Cannibal Corpse, Darkthrone, Emperor, Necrophagist, Dying Fetus, Morbid Angel, Celtic Frost, Burzum, Venom or any other black/death metal band.

The Gorillaz, just for lolz.

You think the gorillaz would be funny, but not any of the crap metal bands you listed there?

Well, if he ends up her servant, he may end up getting laid anyway.
Quote by Våd Hamster
@ bolded

And what part of 'breaking up' do you two not understand?

Exactly.

The girl sounds like she's just fucking you around.
Quote by meh!
Bring your breasts.

Got no breasts? Well, then you can **** off out the service industry

yuh huh

Quote by XxGloriousxX
I've got a small problem RT. So me and my ex-gf split about 2 weeks ago i think, and we were planning on getting back together next year or something. So anyways i'd told her that since we were broken up i wasnt going to be calling and talking to her every night. Long story short, i only txt her during day time, and talked to her at night like twice since we've BROKEN UP (we broke up wtf why should i invest so much time in her then, and SHE broke up with me.) and she accuses me of not caring about her since i dont call her ever. i never call anyone, not even my own mother. So on top of that i decided to call her the other night, but a few people called me and i had to tend to a door that got ripped of its hinges; so i put her on hold 3 times for no more than 20 seconds each. She just hangs up on me and doesnt answer when i call her back. So im like "ok what the hell", she used to keep me on the phone for 5+ min and get mad when i'd hang up hypocrite much? anyways trying to end this wall of text, we arent on speaking terms at the moment, and i dont know if we ever will be. so do i move on cause there's this girl that wants to take me on a "date" tonight and i dont want to hook up with another girl if my ex-gf is just being dumb and not talking to me but wanting to get back together. but at the same time i dont want to sit around waiting on my stupid ex to finish her temper tantrum.

Why're you waiting for your ex-girlfriend to stop throwing a tanty before you go on a date?
So why'd he get so angry at brad when they found his pot stash?
I crack my fingers, and my toes, but that's it.

I don't really care if I start dropping my pint when I'm like, 70, because I'll probably be dead before then anyway

Hedonism ftw!
I nominate SoulflyV

Because he's cool.

No nominations for me
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I highly doubt it...



You wouldn't know, would you.
Quote by thanksgiving
Australian chicks ftw!

Only cos they're easy!
Quote by Supertait

Oh well done you.

Quote by Supertait
lol. that shouldn't be funny, but somehow it is

tl;dr

Seriously.

Fap/rape/over9000/cumblood
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The Simpsons is a <b>terrible</b> show. </div></blockquote><br>Fix'd. </div> <div class="td td__thread-name-sm" data-type="Thread"> <a href="/forum/redirect/post?p=16512863"> Boy, 3, faces lifelong Bart Simpson scar after suffering reaction to henna tattoo </a> </div> <div class="td td__forum-name"> <a href="/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=11"> The Pit </a> </div> <div class="td td__time"> <time> 10 years ago </time> </div> </div> <div class="tr"> <div class="td td__post td__description"> <blockquote class="decoda-quote"> <div class="decoda-quote-head"> <span class="decoda-quote-author"> Quote by Friggly </span> <span class="clear"></span> </div> <div class="decoda-quote-body"> You know what to do </div></blockquote><br>Print the picture, ejaculate on it and post pics? </div> <div class="td td__thread-name-sm" data-type="Thread"> <a href="/forum/redirect/post?p=16512795"> Photoshop this picture </a> </div> <div class="td td__forum-name"> <a href="/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=11"> The Pit </a> </div> <div class="td td__time"> <time> 10 years ago </time> </div> </div> <div class="tr"> <div class="td td__post td__description"> <blockquote class="decoda-quote"> <div class="decoda-quote-head"> <span class="decoda-quote-author"> Quote by thedudemeister </span> <span class="clear"></span> </div> <div class="decoda-quote-body"> One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer - George Thorogood<br> </div></blockquote><br>Fu<span class="text-size-2">c</span>k yes.<br><br>Actually listening to the lyrics, it's really funny.<br><br>I said "look man, come down here"<br>He comes down here... etc </div> <div class="td td__thread-name-sm" data-type="Thread"> <a href="/forum/redirect/post?p=16512758"> Good songs to drink to(and strip) </a> </div> <div class="td td__forum-name"> <a href="/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=11"> The Pit </a> </div> <div class="td td__time"> <time> 10 years ago </time> </div> </div> <div class="tr"> <div class="td td__post td__description"> <blockquote class="decoda-quote"> <div class="decoda-quote-head"> <span class="decoda-quote-author"> Quote by hazzmatazz </span> <span class="clear"></span> </div> <div class="decoda-quote-body"> Radiohead </div></blockquote><br><br><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://nz.youtube.com/results?search_query=radiohead+acoustic+france&search_type=&aq=0&oq=radiohead+acoustic+fr">Maybe you missed this, dude.</a> </div> <div class="td td__thread-name-sm" data-type="Thread"> <a href="/forum/redirect/post?p=16512712"> bands you would want to see unplugged </a> </div> <div class="td td__forum-name"> <a href="/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=11"> The Pit </a> </div> <div class="td td__time"> <time> 10 years ago </time> </div> </div> <div class="tr"> <div class="td td__post td__description"> Well it's a fairly new theory, but I had to write an essay earlier last month where I analyzed an academic journal article, and it mentioned it briefly in the article. I'll try find it.<br><br><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://pdfserve.informaworld.com.ezproxy.massey.ac.nz/443442_731249357_791069974.pdf">Hopefully this link will work</a> </div> <div class="td td__thread-name-sm" data-type="Thread"> <a href="/forum/redirect/post?p=16512672"> Your Brain On Music </a> </div> <div class="td td__forum-name"> <a href="/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=11"> The Pit </a> </div> <div class="td td__time"> <time> 10 years ago </time> </div> </div> <div class="tr"> <div class="td td__post td__description"> Anyone read this book?<br><br>I heard it mentioned on here yesterday, and since then, I've purchased it. I'm hoping it'll help me with an essay I'm writing on whether there's a link between jazz and psychosis.<br><br>Anyway, anyone else read it?<br><br>It's by Daniel J. Levitin in case you're wondering.<br><br>Edit: Since not many people know it, it is about how the human brain reacts to music. 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