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Cannibal Corpse, Darkthrone, Emperor, Necrophagist, Dying Fetus, Morbid Angel, Celtic Frost, Burzum, Venom or any other black/death metal band.
The Gorillaz, just for lolz.
And what part of 'breaking up' do you two not understand?
Bring your breasts.
Got no breasts? Well, then you can **** off out the service industry
I've got a small problem RT. So me and my ex-gf split about 2 weeks ago i think, and we were planning on getting back together next year or something. So anyways i'd told her that since we were broken up i wasnt going to be calling and talking to her every night. Long story short, i only txt her during day time, and talked to her at night like twice since we've BROKEN UP (we broke up wtf why should i invest so much time in her then, and SHE broke up with me.) and she accuses me of not caring about her since i dont call her ever. i never call anyone, not even my own mother. So on top of that i decided to call her the other night, but a few people called me and i had to tend to a door that got ripped of its hinges; so i put her on hold 3 times for no more than 20 seconds each. She just hangs up on me and doesnt answer when i call her back. So im like "ok what the hell", she used to keep me on the phone for 5+ min and get mad when i'd hang up hypocrite much? anyways trying to end this wall of text, we arent on speaking terms at the moment, and i dont know if we ever will be. so do i move on cause there's this girl that wants to take me on a "date" tonight and i dont want to hook up with another girl if my ex-gf is just being dumb and not talking to me but wanting to get back together. but at the same time i dont want to sit around waiting on my stupid ex to finish her temper tantrum.
"'Em are ducks!"
"'Em are not ducks!"
"Oh yes 'ey are... see 'em ducks!"
"'Ell I'll be... 'em are ducks!"
you have to wonder how poorly constructed that was
In that case someone should photoshop asian face over it.
Show us pics.
well, it couldn't be worse. The Simpsons is a terrible show.
You know what to do
One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer - George Thorogood