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April 2004

Interesting
What brought you to that date?
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I’m having my own tech issues, all cropping up in the last month +.

1) the jack on my iPhone 6 is getting loose.  That means if I jiggle it or if I set it down wrong, it might not charge.

2) my iPad has started randomly restarting.  It’s not completely without warning- certain simple & common actions become glitchy about a minute prior- but that doesn’t make it any less annoying.

3)  I have a case of disappearing bookmarks.  I can see where they SHOULD be- there’s a blank placeholder- but when you click it, nothing.  This is the one that annoys me most.  Because of how everything is connected via a cloud these days, if I bookmark a site on one device, it’s bookmrked on all of them.  But the reverse is true, too.  The missing bookmarks are inaccessible on all of my devices,  if I can’t recover them...

Thats usually a sign of overheating.

What are opinions in here about Netflix?
I never really thought about it much before, but I got a new DVD/Bluray player that has Netflix, Youtube, and other capabilities.
Quote by ripple07
My botched circumcision.

You shouldn't have done it yourself.
Especially after that 12 pack of PBR.
Quote by ripple07
I have actually never had a margarita.

Its almost required when eating at a good Mexican restaurant.
I prefer the strawberry ones.
After rum and beer, I would pick tequila (preferably in the form of a margarita).

Or during the warmer times of the year, it's hard to beat a root beer float with root beer schnapps.
Free?
Good, I;m tired of paying for it.
My biological parents met in AA, so you tell me.
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Yeah Im tone deaf too

This says what I was thinking, but way better.
Quote by FireFromTheVoid
I didn’t get nominated so just let josh get all the positions

Same
But I would gladly accept if you need someone to head up:
The Department Of Hookers
The Department Of Blow

And in my off time, I could also like to head up:
The Where's Waldo Missing Persons Task Force.
Quote by Stevieb66
We have become overun by Phony outrage. People wanting to feel like they matter by pretending to be outraged. This is ridicoulous. How could this offend anyone?  Come on people. How thin skinned and insecure would you have to be to be upset about this. No, theres something else going on here.  Fake, phony outrage, And maybe prolonged use of psychosomatic drugs.

Google "15 minutes of fame".
How many boys have tried joining the Girl Scouts?
Are we going to have Gender Neutral Scouts AND Girl Scouts now?
Rush 2112 Overture
Oh, and Passage To Bangkok from same album.
Disraeli Gears
Quote by dawid.hdiajdva
Hi guys not very on topic but I have an old charvel guitar given to me by a friend who used it on gigs around the world but I have no idea what guitar it is? It has signatures on it dating back to 1994, its black and has a rosewood fretboard, two single coils and a humbucker, a schaller floyd rose and locking nuts, and the headstock has the charvel logo that was being used in 1990-1991. The serial number is 358152.

If somebody knows what model guitar this might be or when I could find some specs on it, help would be much appreciated

Thanks

Pictures might help.
May also want to ask in Guitar Gear And Accessories or the Electric Guitar subforums
Quote by dawid.hdiajdva
Hi guys not very on topic but I have an old charvel guitar given to me by a friend who used it on gigs around the world but I have no idea what guitar it is? It has signatures on it dating back to 1994, its black and has a rosewood fretboard, two single coils and a humbucker, a schaller floyd rose and locking nuts, and the headstock has the charvel logo that was being used in 1990-1991. The serial number is 358152.

If somebody knows what model guitar this might be or when I could find some specs on it, help would be much appreciated

Thanks

Pictures might help.
May also want to ask in Guitar Gear And Accessories or the Electric Guitar subforums
Quote by Pastafarian96
Knowing ripple this could be from anywhere between 3 minutes ago to 50 years ago

It was a Woodstock flashback.
And the line was the line to the nearest bush/toilet
Florida
Quote by jakesmellspoo
idk what the big deal is with naked dudes at shows

naked moshing happens

you may come in contact with a sweaty dick but it's just skin, baby

I left out some details....
The only thing that came in contact with his dick, was his own hand.
He was stroking his limp dick the whole time.
He also walked up to the only couple in 50 yards and started stroking it harder and saying stuff to her.
I dunno what he said, but her BF got up (The couple were sitting on a blanket) and decked him.
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
I was at a Santana concert and the old lady next to me was going wild like it was the 60s. She was dancing like she was high off her rocker, I thought she was going to break a hip. Santana also went on some pseudo-political rants that trailed off into the typical peace and love hippy garbage in between songs. Was pretty weird but I was drunk and they opened with Soul Sacrifice so I wasn't complaining. 


Good times.

OT: You just awakened a memory.
Saw Santana at the Hollywood Bowl in the 80's.
Cheap wine and mushrooms was a good combination.

Weirdest story?
Probably 1978, Cal Jam II
I slept off a hangover for the first few hours. A HUGE party was spread over the parking lot the day before.
Sometime later in the evening, a big area near the middle of the crowd, some REALLY WASTED guy was dancing around.
He was wearing only his tidy whiteys, and they were around his knees.
Quote by Soxtar
That set up is generating rough voltage that while close enough for a lot of things to run on, it's not clean enough power to run a guitar amp on. You probably need a power conditioner. Something to keep the voltage steady.

This.
You need a power conditioner.
Audio gear is far more picky about having a clean power source than most other electronic devices.
Case is not spelled "bottle".
Quote by bjgrifter
...I'm gonna ride it like your mum.

Watch out for the potholes.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
lolThey're Canadian? TIL.Their one song is kinda meh

I guess there's April Wine which is decent.

And Triumph, another Canadian trio
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
That's cool and all but how do I delete my shit life?

Watch this ENTIRE video and that will take care of all your problems.
Quote by FatalGear41
You came to The Pit to be insulted?

No originality.

Yeah really, that's lame.
You could have just talked to your mom.
She probably has a lot more ammo.
I don't do pills anymore, but would like some rum.

Do rabbits get carrot cake on their birthdays?
Quote by Pastafarian96
Someone I know was written up for public urination

The officer put "incorrect disposal of a noxious liquid"

Had a friend do that.
Guy at some gas station would not give us the key.to the bathroom. So my friend pissed on the back wall.
I ended up sleeping in the backseat of my car, that fucker got a bed for the night and a free breakfast.
Ahhh, Bakersfield, Ca., such fond memories from the buttcrack of California.
This is actually a forum where we discuss avocado pits and their effect on the current geopolitical status. And their use as a sexual lubricant.
Quote by danielh123.
I think we should all vocaroo a fart and share the link here, then create a separate thread to rank the entrants.

There will probably be many different frequencies.
Arrange them to sound like Lynyrd Skynrd's That Smell.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Quote by 311ZOSOVHJH
Well...to be fair, we technically still have modems too I guess.

But yeah, when I think of modems I think of Dial Up.

Seems everything is blurred together anyway these days.  Routers with built in modem and wireless etc.   With DSL and Cable and Uverse and Direct TV etc etc.   But when I think of moving something in your house to get a better connection I think of moving a wireless router (IP router with built-in 802.11 WiFi) or even a regular router and leave the modem near the demarcation point.


There.  Nerd right back 'atch ya


A DIY approach I did a few years back That worked really well...
I was renting a room located in one corner of a house, while the router was located in the opposite corner. Network signal strength was like 60%.
I bought a USB network adaptor for like $15.
Also got a wooden dowel and an 8 inch wire strainer.
Cut a small hole in the middle of the strainer and stuck the adapter (with a 6 foot USB cable) in the hole.
Zip tied the dowel to the strainer handle, which was zip tied to a plastic shelf (cheap white plastic shelf from walmart).
The dowel was tied to the shelf just loose enough so I could aim the strainer in the direction of the router.
Signal strength went up to 95%+.
All for less than $20.
Quote by Trowzaa
You tryna rekindle that or?

I dunno.
She calls me most of the time. About 9 out 10 times
The split was kinda mutual.

But I do think it's worth another try.
Quote by Pastafarian96
Stabbed myself in the foot when I was 3

That reminds me of another stupid thing.
I around 10.
A friend of myself were throwing darts at this huge homemade closet.
I threw a dart before I should have, and it stuck in my friends arm. Right in a vein.
Blood just started gushing out.
I opened the closet and grabbed one of my mom's nightgowns to deal with the blood. It was a mess.
Not going to go into the worst things, but being I'm not in prison or dead is a miracle.

A few of the other stupid things I did:
Played with matches while sitting in a wood pile.
Stole money from my grandma's purse to pay for a hooker (I was 13).
Got arrested for pouring 2 gallons of paint into a washing machine at a campground. Then turning it on.
I work at the Tesla Gigafactory.
I'm in charge of one of the Powerwall departments.
Can't say anymore than the building of the Powerwall starts in my department.
Quote by theogonia777
yeah if it had been in Texas it wouldn't have happened

If it happened in Florida, the bullet would have ricocheted and killed the teacher, principal, and the class gerbil. PETA would be flipping out.
About 82 kg
Or 180 lbs.