I force choke storm troopers who come to me with this crap. They always try to show me how they are smarter than their sith lord.
Seriously, this is the stuff that Jedi sit around and do in their free time. You wanna do math? Get up and get you some Calculus. Math that actually is useful and can be used for spreading evil. That is your first step in harnessing the dark power of numbers. Not this crap.
The price for incompetence within the empire is great.
Plus, all my minions have began looking at these earth workplaces and they've started to get these crazy ideas in their heads like unions, mandatory work breaks, safety inspections...blah...and I'm like what. the. hell. Are you kidding me? The first few I dealt with accordingly, but seriously, they whine and moan about this crap all. the. time. Do they just not see that all of that impedes what I'm trying to accomplish?
civil engineer. Class. $100,000 a year here I come.
You think civil engineers get paid $100,000 a year?
Please, Earthling, I lure civil engineers into space with (the equivalent of) $85,000 per year. Plus, theres really no disguising it anymore...I've got one evil business going. These guys aren't building roads for cancer patients. They're wreaking my havoc.
$100,000 per year.
Plus, you live in Ireland? Why do you even care?
I really find this lol'able. I'm just sitting up here in the DeathStar laughing at all these people trying out this politics thing. Blech. Politics for me is simple: DOMINATE. IMTIMIDATE. BLOW CRAP UP.
Well, I'm a bit removed from school, but I can say that my subordinates find me quite pleasurable to be around. Some of them get a little nervous, but once they've been around me long enough they realize I'm just a stereotypical limbless, evil mastermind, supported by an incredibly badass, intimidating suit, who has a voice that appears naturally in only nightmares and Bible videos, and who is bent on wreaking havoc, gettin' the ladiez, and dominating the universe.
So, yeah. I'm pretty popular. And if people don't want to admit that then, well, you know, gotta have some fun in life.
I consider Google my biggest rival for complete domination of the universe. Think about it, they've got mail services, blogging services, map searches, patent searches, a web browser, a chat service, hell, they even have their own verb. They are taking over people's lives. What they don't have is a massive space station with a kickass lazer beam. I've got some little people keeping an eye on them, though. They get to far and KABOOM.
I miss the nights when Fett, Jabba, the Emperor, and I would get together every week and have man night. Order some Bantha Burgers, watch a couple of manly flicks, talk about destruction and havoc wreaking.
Ahh. Those were the good days. Now everybody is just so damn busy. Sigh.