Hilarious Guide Explains How to Be a Jerk Guitarist in 10 Easy Steps

artist: Misc date: 08/24/2014 category: entertainment

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Hilarious Guide Explains How to Be a Jerk Guitarist in 10 Easy Steps
Just about every community has that loud bunch that gives everyone in their surrounding a bad name, but within the guitar-driven realm, those guys are really something.

An awesome guide has recently surfaced on Texas Blues Alley YouTube channel, describing just how exactly to be a jerk guitar player in 10 easy steps.

Going from those guys that crank it up to 11 when they jam in guitar stores, through bashing fellow musicians, especially successful ones, the clip offers 10 minutes of pure entertainment, so make sure to check it out below, especially the bonus point segments.

You can check out the title of each step below, but we highly recommend giving the whole thing a spin.

How to Be a Jerk Guitar Player

1. Use the Store as Your Stage
2. Use Your Budget as a Standard
3. Put Artists in Their Place
4. Never Give Compliments
5. Believe Your Technique Is "Right"
6. Be Competitive
7. Always Declare Winners
8. It's All About You
9. Believe Your Own Hype
10. Never Help Anyone


So are you a jerk guitarist, at least by some of the standards? Let us know in the comments.
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