If you're female metal fan and short on swimwear that shows off your appreciation for heavy music, then fret no more!Mastodon
have all announced branded bikinis in time for the summer season. As Metal Sucks
notes, the cost for this hard rockin' swimwear is $35 dollars a set, with Mastodon selling a bundle that comes with a beach towel and sunglasses for $80.Mastodon, somewhat brilliantly, have rebranded their logo as A-STODON for the bikini bottoms. They're not cheap, but we guess that's the price you pay for keeping it metal on the beach.
Personally we're surprised that Kiss
haven't gotten in on the swimwear act already. As we reported last year, the band has released some of the strangest merch ever, from Kiss Kaskets
and Kiss Biking Shorts
to Kiss Kondoms
branded with Gene Simmons
' trademark tongue.