Top Ten Riffs For Summoning A Guitar Store Clerk

There are ten songs that boast riffs likely to be heard on a daily basis in guitar stores throughout the world.

Top Ten Riffs For Summoning A Guitar Store Clerk
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Absolutely, under no circumstances at all are customers allowed to play "Stairway To Heaven", "Sweet Child O' Mine", or "Smoke On The Water" while trying out guitars. Sign in the window of a music store on Denmark St, in England. It's imperative that anyone in the market for a new guitar have a grab-bag of great licks at his or her disposal. Ask any sampling of store clerks which riffs are played most often by potential buyers, and chances are you'll get a fairly wide range of selections. Still, when a shopper takes a seat and cradles that Les Paul or SG, some licks just beg to be played. Below are ten songs that boast riffs likely to be heard on a daily basis in guitar stores throughout the world.

10. "Walk This Way" - Aerosmith

Based on the E blues scale (E G A B-flat B D), the opening lick to this funk-rock romp is a snap to master. Lots of novice players never venture past those first four bars, but that brief snippet comprises one of rock's most instantly recognizable hooks. Shoppers who go deeper into the song are guaranteed to cause heads to turn.

9. "La Grange" - ZZ Top

This prime example of ZZ Top's low-down boogie style kicks off with just a handful of notes, plucked with the promise of more powerful stuff to come. Sophisticated guitar shoppers are careful to incorporate the subtle bends Billy Gibbons tosses into the pattern. Players who move past the first drum-fill should have a pick handy, as Gibbons sets fire to the lick and kicks it into a full-on wallop.

8. "Smoke On The Water" - Deep Purple

Simplicity and brilliance have rarely merged in better fashion than on this Deep Purple classic. Virtually every beginning guitarist is drawn magnet-like to Ritchie Blackmore's easily-fingered two-string intro (although many make the mistake of picking the strings instead of plucking them). The verse sections are only a tad trickier, consisting, as they do, mostly of single notes and occasional double-stops played at a leisurely tempo.

7. "Purple Haze" - The Jimi Hendrix Experience

It's fitting that the very first song on Hendrix's very first album is also the one most often heard in guitar stores. The reason? The intro sounds amazing and is one of the most easily-grasped licks in the Hendrix canon. Based on E pentatonic minor, the intro is richly melodic in an outer-space sort of way. For players drawn toward psychedelic-blues, this riff offers a great test-run.

6. "Enter Sandman" - Metallica

Some shoppers are compelled to play "Enter Sandman" because it's simple; others are drawn to the song's ominous vibe. Moreover, as metal riffs go, this one ranks among the most melodic. Lars Ulrich once aptly characterized "Enter Sandman" as a "one-riff" song, since all the parts emanate from Kirk Hammett's memorable lead pattern.

5. "Sunshine Of Your Love" - Cream

This riff is not only one of Eric Clapton's most memorable, it's also one of the most fun licks for beginners to play. Nailing the song's signature vibrato is probably the trickiest challenge, along with accurately duplicating Clapton's renowned late 60s "woman tone". It's imperative that an SG be the instrument of choice for shoppers using this Cream classic as their test riff.

4. "Smells Like Teen Spirit" - Nirvana

Shoppers of a certain age invariably like to showcase their skills with this alternative-rock classic. Played in the key of F minor, the main riff consists of four power chords played in a syncopated sixteenth note strum. In typical fashion, Cobain brushed aside the riff's minimalist brilliance, hinting that it was a rip-off of Boston or even The Kingsmen's "Louie Louie". In point of fact, the riff was a master-stroke that established how grunge players approached their instrument.

3. "Heartbreaker" - Led Zeppelin

We understand that a day rarely passes that guitar clerks aren't treated to at least one version of "Stairway To Heaven". Still, "Heartbreaker" is the go-to Led Zeppelin riff for electric-guitar shoppers. Characterized by paint-by-numbers simplicity and elegant blues aggression, the intro marks one of the first instances in which Jimmy Page used his famous Les Paul/Marshall stack combination. Steve Vai once said it was this riff that "had the biggest impact on [him] as a youth". The same is undoubtedly true for a sizeable portion of guitar shoppers.

2. "Sweet Child O' Mine" - Guns N' Roses

The opening riff for this Guns N' Roses classic has all the ingredients aspiring six-stringers love: majesty, melody and just enough difficulty to constitute a challenge. Comprised of a simple eight-note pattern, the riff pedals around the fifth note of the key - a standard exercise in rock guitar. It's ironic that a riff that started out as a throwaway exercise for Slash is now regarded as a prime example of why melodic octaves sound so great.

1. "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" - The Rolling Stones

It's a good thing it was Keith Richards who dreamed the riff for "Satisfaction". A less astute player might have laughed it off as child's play, rather than seeing it for the slice of minimalist brilliance that it is. Echoes of Richards' beloved Chuck Berry licks can be heard in those four simple notes. Many shoppers gussy up "Satisfaction" with their own personal flourishes, giving the lick an even greater wallop than it already has.

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    L2112Lif
    No May I Help You riff? Blasphemy!
    metalhead2475
    No Stairway, Denied!
    L2112Lif
    Am I supposed to be a man? Am I supposed to say, "It's OK, I don't mind, I don't mind"? Well, I mind! I mind big time! And you know what the worst part is? I NEVER LEARNED TO READ.
    xHellbound
    I always hear Schism in the bass section. And my personal favorite when trying out guitars is just to blast Iron Man. You'll hear from different sections of the store everyone chiming in and playing with you.
    PIMO
    that or you'll get people competing on who plays it better...
    Shaggy91
    This is so true it hurts. How many guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    ZeligtheAxMan
    As many as there are around: One to screw it in, and the rest to say the coulda done it faster, cleaner, or with a better tone...
    JelloCrust
    Three, one to do it, one to say they could have done it better and the other to become a fan boy.
    JFRules
    LOL Stairway I always play that when I'm using my friends guitar and he has no Pick. I'm like oh man it's Stairway time then he looks for a pick really hard haha
    JDEANB
    I always forget anything i know when i walk into a store...
    CrazyAce#7
    This ALWAYS happens to me. I brainfart and the I'm like "I know Shine by Collective Soul!" I never wanted to be the guy that just plays all the big riffs.
    BigDrK
    I hardly play any tunes when I check out instruments. Usually just improvise.
    lugnut1968
    I'm 44 and just learning. When I go in a shop I just pick one I like, plug it in, crank the amp and bang on the strings like a tard till someone comes (running) over. Then I ask them to play something for me.
    les8664
    Too funny; I want to shop with you! I'm right with ya - 49 and just learning, finally. Got my first electric this past Mother's Day.
    Guitarus Rex
    Best post today! I have tears running down my face! HA! Awesome! I am sooooo gonna try this...
    rockczar
    i always do Black Sabbath's "Black Sabbath" simple three notes giving you room to breath and hear the guitars tone plus it creates such a wicked atmosphere in the guitar store. then if you pull out the galloping section everyone is gunnar smile a wicked grin
    Thermon
    Voodoo Child by Hendrix always seems to be my go to, and Victim of Changes by Judas Priest.
    dennis.1960
    I always play the opening riff to 'Symptom of the Universe' then King Crimson's '21st Century Schizoid Man'...I find that's a good statement of intent.
    DeanRedneck
    How do you play that chord is in '21st Century Schizoid man' (you know the one)? I've never been able to figure it out, and everything I've found online isn't quite right.
    xonty
    It's just a C power chord: D--10 A--10 E--8
    DeanRedneck
    There's something else going on. It's based around a c chord, but there's something dissonant going on as well
    travislausch
    Japanese score book says the main riff is fuzz bass and the guitar plays triple stops in Cm. Look it up on Scribd.com.
    zack.m92
    I do an A then a G then a D like in cold hard bitch and after those 3 chords i know all i need to know about the guitar
    soulgrenade
    I like to flick the strings real hard and let them ring out. The clerks get all pissy and then i launch into something killer.
    PuckMugger
    I play Snowblind by Black Sabbath because it's not a hugely popular tune, it has different elements you want to hear and uses a wide range of the fretboard. I also play April Wine's She's a Roller and Pat Travers Snortin'...
    N7Crazy
    I always end up playing either the entire OK-computer album, or Nirvana's entire catalouge... And he store clerk always ends up hating the everloving shit out of me...