Courtney Love: Celeb Sobriety Coach?

Kurt Cobain's widow claimed to be Lindsay Lohans's sobriety coach, but her official rep is keen to say otherwise.

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Courtney Love seems to be chomping at scraps to stay in the press lately.

Now an apparent claim to be Lindsay Lohan's sobriety coach has been thoroughly debunked by an official Lohan representative.

According to E Online, Love claimed to have taken a role supporting Lohan in her battle against alcohol "because no-one else will."

She continued: "I went up to Lindsay's room one time and there was a show on called '101 Celebrity Oops' and I am like every other one, you know - boobs out, legs everywhere, throwing s--t at Madonna, you know, whatever I'm like 'Lindsay, look! Drugs are bad!'"

Love added that Lohan's problems are serious and that the 25-year-old is "further down the line than I was." The young star of Mean Girls is currently on probation for repeatedly violating probation.

But Love is by no means an official sobriety partner to the younger star. "Courtney Love is not, nor has she ever been, Lindsay's sober coach. Lindsay is, however, grateful for her friendship," Lohan's rep Steve Honig said.

Courtney Love has hit the UG headlines several times in recent weeks, most notably for ranting about Dave Grohl about the fact that he earns money from Nirvana despite being a member of the band. She even admitted lying to his credit card company to find out more about his spending habits.

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    james1210
    Ugh, why do we keep hearing about this chick! She is like Sarah Palin, she says things just to get attention and keep her name out there, but she has nothing to add to or help society.
    Pit_
    That's one of the worst things I can think of for those celebs.
    Zombow
    Why is there an app blocking Nickleback on the internet, but not an app that's blocking Courtney Love?
    thedevil
    Motorhed95 wrote: OldCouch wrote on 12/02/2011 - 11:20 am / quote | Lindsay Lohan is going to blow her head off with a shotgun. You heard it hear first. She'd have to have more talent for that to happen lol Not for another 2 years! trolololol.
    flame_mc
    Krieger91 wrote: In other new, Hitler has proposed to become Ghedaffi's coach, teaching him how to "stop that oppressing urge to kill millions".
    Sir, I lol'd so hard that probably all my neighbourhood heard me
    kaptkegan
    I'm just gonna walk around telling people that I can't stand even the idea of Love, and they're gonna think I'm reading some kid's Livejournal out loud, but in reality I will be expressing my feelings about this trash. trololololol
    BOYERxBREAKDOWN
    spiff-corgi wrote: "on probation for repeatedly violating probation..." Wonder what happens if she violates that probation? On probation for repeatedly violating the probation she was on for repeatedly violating probation.
    Probation?
    BOYERxBREAKDOWN
    billthugs wrote: "The young star of Mean Girls is currently on probation for repeatedly violating probation." Yo dawg. I heard you like probation...
    I lol'd
    spiff-corgi
    "on probation for repeatedly violating probation..." Wonder what happens if she violates that probation? On probation for repeatedly violating the probation she was on for repeatedly violating probation.
    iHurricaneGTR
    The young star of Mean Girls is currently on probation for repeatedly violating probation.
    ...Something just doesn't seem right here...
    Iliekgitaz
    billthugs wrote: "The young star of Mean Girls is currently on probation for repeatedly violating probation." Yo dawg. I heard you like probation...
    arrrgh! beat me to it lol
    DrCOOL
    Correct me if I'm wrong but wouldn't you need to be sober in order to be a sobriety coach?
    StillSublime
    Also, "The young star of Mean Girls is currently on probation for repeatedly violating probation." Circular reasoning? Which was first? The probation or the probation?
    gramke
    this isnt fun or cool anymore, UG. we really dont wanna see any more stupid articles from this lady. its as if you look forward to seeing us go crazy on the comments board begging you to stop and wasting our time
    SlashWannabe1
    This is rediculous for the first time ever I was able to hit like on all the comments of this article...damn Courtney Love! theres one thing us UG people can agree on...Courtney Love needs to go away!.
    StillSublime
    What the.. This is like an anorexic going to a pie eating contest or something.. No, bad comparison I think, but seriously. WTF MF?
    metallica-#1
    Courtney Love: Celeb Sobriety Coach? "Courtney Love is not, nor has she ever been, Lindsay's sober coach."
    thanks, UG meaningless article to read
    Cheesepuff
    WhoAMEye wrote: Is it me or is she trying to set herself up as a Gen X Yoko Ono?
    this +infinity
    )ThunderhorsE(
    A coach is not going to help the firecrotch. Only I can decide to free myself of addiction, and once the choice is made it is so very easy to align myself with what i really want. I'm listening to Yngwie Malmsteen.
    deathofagod
    When is someone gonna take Courtney to the vets to get put down? She's been putting it off for far too long.
    Kramer_Wilder
    bdylan61 wrote: If I see another Courtney Love article, I'm gonna wig out
    Kurt said the same thing What? search your feeling luke you know you were thinking the same thing
    Jimmyboba
    The reason I'm thankful for this article: South Park 1202 - Britney's New Look. Watch and understand.
    Insomnia69
    I think Love should be deported somewhere far from here and never be heard of again.
    rockfreak611
    Krieger91 wrote: In other new, Hitler has proposed to become Ghedaffi's coach, teaching him how to "stop that oppressing urge to kill millions".
    you ****ing win
    Tylern1
    "The young star of Mean Girls is currently on probation for repeatedly violating probation." So it seems putting her on probation didn't stop her before, so why would it stop her now?
    OldCouch
    Lindsay Lohan is going to blow her head off with a shotgun. You heard it hear first.
    j_micho
    How the hell does she manage to make the news every week? Does she still have a band?
    Bridge_H
    She continued: "I went up to Lindsay's room one time and there was a show on called '101 Celebrity Oops' and I am like every other one, you know - boobs out, legs everywhere, throwing s--t at Madonna, you know, whatever I'm like 'Lindsay, look! Drugs are bad!'" These examples, of course, all coming from just the past week.
    )v(egaFan90
    You know one way to keep her out of the press is to stop reporting on the most mundane things like this. This is not news.
    RichieJovie
    Is Courtney Love's no 1 fan writing for UG? Cos someone has a serious obsession and boner for her to be writing about her everyday.
    Motorhed95
    OldCouch wrote on 12/02/2011 - 11:20 am / quote | Lindsay Lohan is going to blow her head off with a shotgun. You heard it hear first.
    Not for another 2 years! trolololol.
    burnsz82
    j_micho wrote: How the hell does she manage to make the news every week? Does she still have a band?
    That's why we should boycott some of these articles...
    m4ss3 m/
    "Courtney Love seems to be chomping at scraps to stay in the press lately. " Then UG, why do you give her the attention she wants so badly?