Courtney Love: Celeb Sobriety Coach?

Kurt Cobain's widow claimed to be Lindsay Lohans's sobriety coach, but her official rep is keen to say otherwise.

Courtney Love: Celeb Sobriety Coach?
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Courtney Love seems to be chomping at scraps to stay in the press lately. Now an apparent claim to be Lindsay Lohan's sobriety coach has been thoroughly debunked by an official Lohan representative. According to E Online, Love claimed to have taken a role supporting Lohan in her battle against alcohol "because no-one else will." She continued: "I went up to Lindsay's room one time and there was a show on called '101 Celebrity Oops' and I am like every other one, you know - boobs out, legs everywhere, throwing s--t at Madonna, you know, whatever I'm like 'Lindsay, look! Drugs are bad!'" Love added that Lohan's problems are serious and that the 25-year-old is "further down the line than I was." The young star of Mean Girls is currently on probation for repeatedly violating probation. But Love is by no means an official sobriety partner to the younger star. "Courtney Love is not, nor has she ever been, Lindsay's sober coach. Lindsay is, however, grateful for her friendship," Lohan's rep Steve Honig said. Courtney Love has hit the UG headlines several times in recent weeks, most notably for ranting about Dave Grohl about the fact that he earns money from Nirvana despite being a member of the band. She even admitted lying to his credit card company to find out more about his spending habits.

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    Krieger91
    In other new, Hitler has proposed to become Ghedaffi's coach, teaching him how to "stop that oppressing urge to kill millions".
    m4ss3 m/
    "Courtney Love seems to be chomping at scraps to stay in the press lately. " Then UG, why do you give her the attention she wants so badly?
    billthugs
    "The young star of Mean Girls is currently on probation for repeatedly violating probation." Yo dawg. I heard you like probation...
    OldCouch
    Lindsay Lohan is going to blow her head off with a shotgun. You heard it hear first.
    leohimself
    The young star of Mean Girls is currently on probation for repeatedly violating probation.
    ahahaha
    RichieJovie
    Is Courtney Love's no 1 fan writing for UG? Cos someone has a serious obsession and boner for her to be writing about her everyday.
    Motorhed95
    OldCouch wrote on 12/02/2011 - 11:20 am / quote | Lindsay Lohan is going to blow her head off with a shotgun. You heard it hear first.
    Not for another 2 years! trolololol.
    Bridge_H
    She continued: "I went up to Lindsay's room one time and there was a show on called '101 Celebrity Oops' and I am like every other one, you know - boobs out, legs everywhere, throwing s--t at Madonna, you know, whatever I'm like 'Lindsay, look! Drugs are bad!'" These examples, of course, all coming from just the past week.
    goochmaster15
    In other new: Lars Ulrich is releasing a new music download website, and Paul McCartney says that he likes bacon. More updates on the way.
    Zombow
    Why is there an app blocking Nickleback on the internet, but not an app that's blocking Courtney Love?
    )v(egaFan90
    You know one way to keep her out of the press is to stop reporting on the most mundane things like this. This is not news.
    thewoodsterix
    The young star of Mean Girls is currently on probation for repeatedly violating probation.
    Well, isn't that the most stupid thing you've ever heard? LOCK HER UP!
    Iliekgitaz
    billthugs wrote: "The young star of Mean Girls is currently on probation for repeatedly violating probation." Yo dawg. I heard you like probation...
    arrrgh! beat me to it lol
    DrCOOL
    Correct me if I'm wrong but wouldn't you need to be sober in order to be a sobriety coach?
    StillSublime
    Also, "The young star of Mean Girls is currently on probation for repeatedly violating probation." Circular reasoning? Which was first? The probation or the probation?
    ne14t
    Can we please envoke 1800's witch burning policies on Courtney Love, I mean it would make the world such a better place.
    spiff-corgi
    "on probation for repeatedly violating probation..." Wonder what happens if she violates that probation? On probation for repeatedly violating the probation she was on for repeatedly violating probation.
    j_micho
    How the hell does she manage to make the news every week? Does she still have a band?
    burnsz82
    j_micho wrote: How the hell does she manage to make the news every week? Does she still have a band?
    That's why we should boycott some of these articles...
    Cheesepuff
    WhoAMEye wrote: Is it me or is she trying to set herself up as a Gen X Yoko Ono?
    this +infinity
    Kramer_Wilder
    bdylan61 wrote: If I see another Courtney Love article, I'm gonna wig out
    Kurt said the same thing What? search your feeling luke you know you were thinking the same thing
    Tylern1
    "The young star of Mean Girls is currently on probation for repeatedly violating probation." So it seems putting her on probation didn't stop her before, so why would it stop her now?
    damage_inc07
    how can you be on probation for repeatedly violationg probation? lol, I thought normal people go to jail when that happens
    Mikey-Division wrote: It seems the front page should look like this; Music Reviews| Music News| Exclusive interviews| Courtney Love news(!)|
    may as well add a category for noel gallagher while ur at it
    JunKDepot
    i actually feel sorry for Lohan. first alcohol, then Courtney love...she needs a break.
    Mikey-Division
    It seems the front page should look like this; Music Reviews| Music News| Exclusive interviews| Courtney Love news(!)|
    )ThunderhorsE(
    A coach is not going to help the firecrotch. Only I can decide to free myself of addiction, and once the choice is made it is so very easy to align myself with what i really want. I'm listening to Yngwie Malmsteen.
    deathofagod
    When is someone gonna take Courtney to the vets to get put down? She's been putting it off for far too long.