Courtney Love Says Mountain Lion Killed Francis' Pet

A mountain lion killed her daughter's pet, says the Hole singer, denying claims that she was responsible for the death of two family pets.

Courtney Love Says Mountain Lion Killed Francis' Pet
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Courtney Love has denied allegations from her daughter that she was responsible for killing family pets. As previously reported, Francis Bean Cobain filed a restraining order in 2009 which said her cat died after being trapped in a mess of paperwork and trash, and that a dog died after swallowing a pile of pills. But Love now claims the truth is far stranger. "It was a mountain lion that killed Peabody!" she said on a private Twitter account, @Cbabymichelle. It is not clear which pet was named Peabody. The restraining order was revealed in a new book by addiction site The Fix, who interviewed Love over the course of a year. Despite confiding in its author at all hours of the day, she later turned on him. "You are a despicable f--king drunk a--hole - a cynical f--k," she said in response to the original interview. "I will kill you. I promise." Loves lawyer, James Janowitz, recently told the New York Post that allegations in the book were false, and they may take legal action against The Fix for leaking the confidential restraining order. "For somebody to meddle in such private and personal matters is pretty reprehensible," Janowitz said. "We can say that all of the statements made about [Love] relating to the court filings, her daughter and other personal matters is false." The Hole front woman is expected to write her own memoir soon, according to NME. She says it will "set the record straight" about her marriage to Kurt Cobain and her relationships with other celebrities.

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    Sladey
    she said in response to the original interview. "I will kill you. I promise."
    Isn't that what she said to Kurt?
    Xenophy
    Pagan_Poetry wrote: Man I hate it when mountain lions introduce my pets to pills.
    This made me laugh my ass off, have some internets, my treat
    strat0blaster
    "My Husband Was A Mountain Lion!" proclaimed a grief-stricken Courtney Love late Monday night. When asked if it was the same mountain lion which, according to Love, consumed her daughter's dog Peabody, the now-and-then singer/songwriter replied with a vacant, open mouthed stare. "Oh my God." she is reported to have said, before running into the yard in a bath robe screaming "Kurt, wait! We can consume the pheasants together!" and flailing her arms wildly.
    Pagan_Poetry
    Root Beer wrote: Pagan_Poetry wrote: nailsarecruel wrote: breakingrev wrote: I'm sure it was a mountain lion who killed Kurt Cobain too. Or maybe Frances Beans' pets had a lifelong struggle against depression and decided to end their lives one day. Why is nobody examining it from that angle? They're too short to reach the trigger of a shotgun with their feet/paws. That's why the dog smothered the cat in papers and then overdosed. It all makes sense.
    ... ... ... Oh my god you could be right.
    Pagan_Poetry
    nailsarecruel wrote: breakingrev wrote: I'm sure it was a mountain lion who killed Kurt Cobain too. Or maybe Frances Beans' pets had a lifelong struggle against depression and decided to end their lives one day. Why is nobody examining it from that angle?
    They're too short to reach the trigger of a shotgun with their feet/paws.
    goochmaster15
    Yeah... a mountain lion that she THOUGHT she saw. Kinda like the Family Guy joke: "The man who set the Guinness World record for doing the most drugs died today... He was attacked by a pack of wild dogs... he THOUGHT he saw."
    Root Beer
    Pagan_Poetry wrote: nailsarecruel wrote: breakingrev wrote: I'm sure it was a mountain lion who killed Kurt Cobain too. Or maybe Frances Beans' pets had a lifelong struggle against depression and decided to end their lives one day. Why is nobody examining it from that angle? They're too short to reach the trigger of a shotgun with their feet/paws.
    That's why the dog smothered the cat in papers and then overdosed. It all makes sense.
    nailsarecruel
    breakingrev wrote: I'm sure it was a mountain lion who killed Kurt Cobain too.
    Or maybe Frances Beans' pets had a lifelong struggle against depression and decided to end their lives one day. Why is nobody examining it from that angle?
    WhoAMEye
    The Hole front woman is expected to write her own memoir soon, according to NME. She says it will "set the record straight" about her marriage to Kurt Cobain and her relationships with other celebrities.
    A sad tale of rambling nonsense and misspellings no doubt. Order your copy now on Amazon
    Powerpro
    I feel Courtney is gonna be seeing Whitney Houston in the not to distant future.
    ffaf_kick_ass
    the old mountain lion excuse. mountain lion ate my pet, mountain lion ate my homework, mountain lion hid my car keys, mountain lion broke into my house, mountain lion ate the last cup cake your not pulling the wool over my eyes courtney!!
    guitar7masta
    i don't care if it was a mountain lion, she's still disgusting, and a terrible mother.
    courageous93
    Frances has her father's smile. And that, my friends, was me deciding from here on out to never refer to what CL says, does, or claims, ever again.
    codyjt5150
    NeroCloud wrote: Out of all the famous musicians to die in the past few years how is it that she is still among the living?
    she's a musician? lol
    spiff-corgi
    I think the more important issue to take from this is what if she's telling the truth? What if this mountain lion is not only responsible for every shitty thing she's ever done, but various other shenanigans in history. Who shot JFK? Mountain Lion. Man never landed on the moon, it was a mountain lion in a spacesuit. 9/11? It was a ****ing mountain lion, man. Illuminati? More like Illumimountai-no that one doesn't work.
    Root Beer
    Trent Armitage wrote: BradTheBluefish wrote: Mountian Lion in the suburbs? News would've broken out about this much sooner if there was any truth behind it. Not really? It happens a lot more than your liberal 1%er elitist news site called MSNBC reports it?
    Butthurt Courtney Love fan? Never thought I'd see the day...
    MonsterJunkie
    So... the pets were going to give birth to the antichrist unless a mountain lion stopped them
    Salvo416
    Anyone think of that christmas critter South Park episode when they saw this article? Honestly though she needs to just go away.
    Epi g-310
    ffaf_kick_ass wrote: the old mountain lion excuse. mountain lion ate my pet, mountain lion ate my homework, mountain lion hid my car keys, mountain lion broke into my house, mountain lion ate the last cup cake your not pulling the wool over my eyes courtney!!
    My wallet's in my other mountain lion.
    Metallidethca
    I open UG everyday and I'm bored of seeing these "Courtney Love" articles, who the f. is her? And why so many articles? She is given more attention than bands like Judas Priest...
    metallica-#1
    The Hole front woman is expected to write her own memoir soon, according to NME. She says it will "set the record straight" about her marriage to Kurt Cobain
    "It was a mountain lion that killed Kurt!" *shifty eyes*
    mooseknuckle123
    My dog got killed by a cougar. Can we post that as news as well? How is this "guitar themed" news?
    Geldin
    Why is this newsworthy? I'd much rather some journalist go check up on Tony Iommi than write about some Courtney Love bullshit. Seriously guys - stop posting this filler shit and put up something that actually means something.
    iup788
    Well...it's plausible. Mountain lions do leave pills all over the place...
    Root Beer
    Trent Armitage wrote: iommi600 wrote: Trent Armitage wrote: iommi600 wrote: damn mountain lion! WRONG TARGET YOU MORON! Thats asking for murder? That's bad. I can believe it, mountain lions are common in that area. that's not asking for murder... it would just be a favor to mankind. No, thats asking for murder, not a favor to mankind.
    In this case, they are the same thing. This bitch is batshit crazy.
    Insanity ninja
    Courtney Love writing a memoir to "set the record straight"? I don't think there are enough bulls on the planet to produce the same amount of crap that she'll come out with.
    Audio-of-Being
    Let's see... mountain lion could be equal to cougar. Courtney Love is just trying put herself up by calling herself a cougar....
    Thumper!
    breakingrev wrote: I'm sure it was a mountain lion who killed Kurt Cobain too.
    ....All in all is all we are.....
    Minivirus2
    Ok, the way each pet must have appeared after the original description of the deaths, would be a far cry from what the pets would have looked like (granted they found them at all) had a mountain killed them.
    Slaytan666
    I bet it's the same mountain lion that broke into my house, drank all the beer and s**t in my pants..