Happy Fools Day: DJ Lethal to Form New Limp Bizkit?

Lethal starts a new version of Limp Bizkit in retaliation for being fired from their forthcoming US tour. But how will it work?

Happy Fools Day: DJ Lethal to Form New Limp Bizkit?
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DJ Lethal might have been kicked out of Limp Bizkit ahead of their forthcoming US tour, but that doesn't mean he's going to take their rejection lying down. He's said to be retaliating by forming a brand new version of Limp Bizkit, also called Limp Bizkit, echoing last year's drama between Queensryche and their former singer Geoff Tate who went on to form a new version of the same band. "When a band fires DJ Lethal, they lose their killer edge," said our source while striking an aggressive hip-hop pose. "The best thing about being a DJ is that he doesn't even need a band to play the songs, because he's a DJ. He just needs a stage, a mic, some record decks and maybe some food to eat while he waits for each song to finish playing on vinyl." The original Limp Bizkit are understood not to be threatened by Lethal's alleged plan, despite clearly being foolproof. We asked if it might be hard for Lethal to use the same band with all the confusion it will cause. "He already have a solution to that," said our source, this time with their arms folded and tapping his toe to a hip-hop beat. "Every time he plays a sample of the name 'Limp Bizkit,' he puts that echo effect on it, like 'Limp Bizkit-it-it-it-it'. It's just the original Limp Bizkit name, but more of it. So it's better." Will you be interested in seeing the cut down version of Limp Bizkit-it-it-it-it or would you still prefer to see the original live band? Let us know in the comments.

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    emeryd1
    Happy Aprils fools! Well done UG haha, in all seriousness I would pay to see this.
    MattMez
    That was weak compared to the Metallica break up one from last year.
    TOOLeffingTOOL
    Yeah but this was hilarious: '"The best thing about being a DJ is that he doesn't even need a band to play the songs, because he's a DJ. He just needs a stage, a mic, some record decks and maybe some food to eat while he waits for each song to finish playing on vinyl."'
    Dannym95
    I'll admit, this almost had me until the "Limp Bizkit-it-it-it" part. The Metallica April Fools was much better though.
    nick1227
    I know this is an April fools joke, but am I the only one who doesn't find this entirely unlikely for someone from Limp Bizkit to do?
    hotdogs585
    WHAT A NEW LIMP BIZKIT?? I CANT BELIEVE THIS, IT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA DON'T SPOIL THE LIMP BIZKIT NAME DJ LETHAL PLEASE!!
    MagnetMan1349
    I love how UG made him sound like the biggest douche on the planet, striking poses, tapping to beats while in an interview. Well done! But the Metallica one WAS better.
    Metalloy
    It isnt really a successfull attempt when it comes fooling, but it is really funny XD I liked it UG
    Obsceneairwaves
    I actually believed it until I saw that the band would also be called limp bizkit, Then I started dying :haha: