New Kiss Caskets Now Released

Eternal Image, Inc. yesterday announced that two of its official Kiss burial casket models are now available.

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Eternal Image, Inc., a public company engaged in the design, manufacturing and marketing of officially licensed memorial products such as caskets, urns, monuments, vaults and gift items, yesterday announced that two of its official Kiss burial casket models are now available.

"Our Kiss caskets offer fans a unique expression of their love for this iconic rock band," said Nick Popravsky, VP of Sales & Marketing, Eternal Image. "Kiss fans worldwide have been awaiting these products, and we've even received product inquiries from as far away as The Netherlands recently."

These burial caskets are made of 20-gauge steel and feature iconic Kiss images with a striking black interior fabric. Both head panels display classic Kiss logos.

The Premium Design model was revealed in a previous announcement. Its exterior is entirely encased in deluxe Kiss graphics.

The Standard Design model is being revealed for the first time today. Its graphic layout is more subtle compared to the Premium Design.

The new Kiss caskets are now available in KissOnline.com's Kiss Shop.

  • Kiss Premium Casket
  • Kiss Standard (Solo Faces) Casket

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  • 85 comments sorted by best / new / date

      rechris06
      DimebagZappa wrote: I want a kiss toilet. Shitting in Genes fat mouth everyday would make me so happy.
      HAHAHAHA dude you just made my day.. thank you XD
      Ibanezbass4life
      Scourge441 wrote: I'll only be buried in one if I can illegally download it. Checked.
      That made my day! LOL
      Damaged Roses
      This is one of the most ridiculous shit I've seen in some time... I love Kiss but wtf with this?
      rickyj
      mattkendell wrote: ghostnineone wrote: officially licensed memorial products such as caskets, urns, monuments, vaults and gift items, vaults? :eek: like fallout vaults? :eek: Fallout: New Ve-Kiss
      very clever....
      rechris06
      AdamLeMoine wrote: Scourge441 wrote: I'll only be buried in one if I can illegally download it. Checked. Yes! hahahah
      Haha i know that right It's about time for gene to be thinking about caskets too..
      teknoman
      A kiss casket?... thats beyond ridiculous. :-/ I'll give you an idea for your next product Gene... how about a complete service pack, it would include the casket, a full body kiss custome, a tombstone and a burial place on your mansion's backyard.
      nailsarecruel
      Gen.Braddock wrote: To be obsessed with a band to the point you wish to be buried in a casket of their likeness merely confirms you hvae no life.
      I see what you did there. Did you see what you did there?
      AdamLeMoine
      Scourge441 wrote: I'll only be buried in one if I can illegally download it. Checked.
      Yes! hahahah
      TomWhaley
      I guarantee you Gene Simmons will be buried in one of these (and still charge his widow full price to buy it)!
      Metalfan20
      im not mental wrote: they JUST came out with these? i would've guessed they were around for awhile.
      I thought there was a episode of the Drew Carey Show that involved a kiss coffin?
      Basti95
      Brandon1993 wrote: so is it like the one Dimebag got buried in?
      indeed it is.
      'Leviathan'
      I'm so sick of hearing about Kiss and Gene Simmons. Just when I thought the 'Kiss franchise' couldn't get any lower... although, I am extremely biased, I hate Kiss with a passion.
      everjump
      A CATSHOVEL wrote: I hear people are just dying to get these.
      nice one +10000
      Vypor
      headstone05 wrote: However, if you just have someone airbrush a Kiss logo onto a casket Gene Simmons will go to your widow's house and beat the crap out of them
      LOL! Epic!
      rbakes
      this is ****ing ridiculous. i can't believe someone approved this.
      Meuwh
      If i'm dead, I would have a lot more fun in such a casket... :p
      jtzm09
      a bunch of no-talent ass clowns if you ask me. **** em. yknow the sad thing is that theres gonna be shitheads out there that will actually buy this garbage. gene simmons oughta be shot for approving this merchandise. and then buried in one.
      Jesus_Dean
      nailsarecruel wrote: Gen.Braddock wrote: To be obsessed with a band to the point you wish to be buried in a casket of their likeness merely confirms you hvae no life. I see what you did there. Did you see what you did there?
      I see it, but I had to read the damn thing twice. Some things are too obvious to see. LOL
      Lostbhoy
      Why do people keep funding this Kiss machine and encouraging them to release all this crap? There music was never any good anyway!!! WHY??!!!
      L2112Lif
      Whats next? NEW IMPLANTS, FOR WHEN YOUR LOVE GUN AIN'T SHOOTIN' STRAIGHT! Seriously...
      Reddaz
      krvolok : Kiss caskets-Delivering you to Hell in caskets hotter than Hell. Kiss caskets-Crash Disco's funeral party in total R'n'R black leather upholstered comfort. Kiss caskets-Making sure that there are no deserters from the Kiss Army.
      That could genuinely be from the site!
      SmittyMan90
      Jesus_Dean wrote: Now if we could just get Gene Simmons to test-drive one of these for us....
      Hahaha
      Maillouxlp18
      haha this is beyond ridiculous! Why would anyone want to get buried in something so ugly? Meh...
      headstone05
      However, if you just have someone airbrush a Kiss logo onto a casket Gene Simmons will go to your widow's house and beat the crap out of them