Play Guitar With Urine On 'Guitar Pee'

What happens when you mix a guitar with a urinal? Guitar Pee, that's what. Prepare to be confused.

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If you thought "Guitar Hero" was amateur, prepare to lower your expectations.

The world's first interactive guitar urinal has been installed in Brazil. Users are directed to aim their pee at fake guitar strings, allowing them to express their relief through the art of music.

Well, we did say to lower your expectations.

It was invented by Brazilian design agency AlmapBBDO in conjunction with Billboard. Creations made on the... uh, instrument, are auto-uploaded to guitarpee.com (only available on mobile browsers), where you can browse and listen to these unusual works of art.

It's funny that the samples were made with pee, because they sound like s--t, but we digress.

In other weird guitar news, we recently reported on a pneumatic air guitar which could be played via iPad. At the time, we lab led this weird machine as "the most ridiculous guitar in the world." Excuse the pun, but we think you'll agree the Guitar Pee takes the blue urinal biscuit.

Have you seen a weirder guitar out there? Link us up so we can check it out.

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    metalbutterfly
    Lol Natures wrote: I heard this is how (disliked band) made (recent album)!
    Nickleback and all of them
    metalbutterfly
    Sign me up! could you imagine having a guitar strapped around your neck and harmonizing to your Metal Bladder!!!
    Pan-Tallica
    It's funny that the samples were made with pee, because they sound like s--t, but we digress.
    This made me lol IRL.
    ne14t
    Dear lord I hope those are lights, smoke machines or lasers and not cameras up there!
    js81221
    They should make stalls the drums, sinks the microphones, hand-dryers the bass and we got ourselves 'John' Bon Jovi. Or 'John' Mellencamp. Or 'John' Lennon.
    Morgothik
    I am glad it's not Friday where I would have to look at that headline all weekend!
    TheFUBAR
    DoodlySquat wrote: I got one of these for gigging, pretty nice.
    You have got to have one hell of a bladder to do a whole set. LOL
    reaverweaver
    This was probably created to improve the aim. They got tired of having people piss on everywhere but the urinal and decided to make a game out of it. It's a good idea, but it's also extremely retarded if that makes any sense
    cazmaestro
    metallica-#1 wrote: I hear the only songs you can play on it are from ReLoad
    ahahahahahahahaha
    vIsIbleNoIsE
    i keep thinking about how nervous i would be if i had to pee next to a guy using the Guitar Pee
    mitchgosche2011
    metalbutterfly wrote: Lol Natures wrote: I heard this is how (disliked band) made (recent album)! Nickleback and all of them
    How original. I bet it took you forever to think of that one.
    Krieger91
    So, how many people have already tried to do the first two chords to "Knockin' on Heavens Door"?
    OxMxGxTACOS
    I told my wife "I want this installed in my ****ing bathroom right now." She denied.. saying it's "unfair" Being a dude rules right now.
    DoReMi
    Lets see how long it is before someone starts playing Smoke on the water