Russell Brand Would Go Gaga For Dance

Russell Brand wants a lesbian lap dance from Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift on his stag night.

Russell Brand Would Go Gaga For Dance
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Russell Brand wants a lesbian lap dance from Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift on his stag night. The 34-year-old comic star - who is set to marry Katy Perry in the autumn - says watching the pair of singers gyrate erotically for him would be the perfect end to bachelorhood. He explained: "I'm gonna get Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift to perform a lesbian show on my lap." But in a bizarre twist to his fantasy, he added to the Daily Mirror newspaper: "I'm gonna shrink them down till they're the size of dollies." The 'Get Him to the Greek' star - who proposed to Katy in December after a three-month whirlwind romance - recently revealed the party will have a Robin Hood-theme. He wants to play the lead role with his best pals being the "merry men" at the bash. Russell - who is now teetotal after overcoming problems with alcohol and drugs - explained: "I'll do adventurous things and activities. My friend who is my best man says we're going to go white-water rafting and shoot arrows. "We'll be like merry men. Perhaps we'll become outlaws, bandits for a while." The former lothario also insisted he isn't worried about the best man speech his manager Nick Linnen will deliver on the big day. He said: "I'm not worried about the best man speech - that's for Nick to worry about. He's got to do it. "Nick has stopped me from doing some seriously stupid things in my life, which could have made it a lot worse. I trust him completely. There isn't much more he can say that people don't know about. I took drugs and I slept with prostitutes." Thanks for the report to Contactmusic.com.

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    PcaKes
    Someone HAS to start reading these things before they're posted. This "news" section where anything about anyone can be posted is ridiculous.
    DoozDiamond
    Its on UG because Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift are invovled, and it's just damn hilarious. Who wouldn't want to spread this to other people.
    jolleymuse
    I preferred Russell Brand when the Americans had never heard of him, he was actually tear educingly funny. He seems to be quite a bit watered down now, but fair play to him for getting roles in these big American films. Not bad for an ex-smack addict.
    SharpObject
    Damnit now Lady Caca has officially managed to spread her lousy presence in every nook of the civilized world. I mean I get that she sells records n whatever but is there anyone else that thinks she deserves Jon Lennons piano? NOT.
    Hearshot Kid94
    Wow. Consider this news if you'd like, I don't care. But I don't think anybody cares who Russel Brand gets a lap dance from.
    TheGoob
    Damn, Ill take Katy Perry and Taylor Swift Lesbian lapdance, gaga and brand can watch
    Newagehippy,inc
    Why does there have to be an article on this guy? Just my opinion but the guys a bit of a dick who really doesn't have anythin to do with music, and lady gaga, not even gonna go there,im sure theres gonna be enough rants which will cover my thoughts on that one.
    Nameless742
    ffs ug lol you've really went low on the news you might as well report on the Iraq war and sam the water skiing squirrel. both are just as irrelevant to the forum
    anorexorcist15
    nailsarecruel wrote: pag_slash_2 wrote: Far be it from me to criticise the high quality of news that is deemed deserving of space on our esteemed website - but wtf is this sh!t It's rock and guitar news. Here's why: Russell Brand's got "rock star" quality. And rock stars say outrageous stuff all the time, like Gene Simmons and Ozzy. Taylor Swift plays guitar, so this qualifies as guitar news. Lady Gaga is a pretty cool guy that plays ehr paino and doesn't afraid of anything, which is punk spirit. So stop complaining.
    i see what you did there!
    rickyj
    Pimpbot5000 wrote: bobross wrote: I would have swift suck gaga's dick How bout you suck my dick while Russel Brand watches and jacks off.....make it sexy and when you're done I want you to say "Ohh what a lovely tea party"
    kevin smith movie reference ftw
    EpiExplorer
    Magero wrote: Zombie325 wrote: Definitely not pertinent to music, this isn't TMZ. ... on the other hand, Russell Brand is awesome. See, this comment started out so well...
    Well, with a name like zombie.
    NemX162
    Lol. I'm not sure why this is on UG, but he's my favorite comic. Guy is hilarious!
    HammettFTW
    pag_slash_2 wrote: nailsarecruel wrote: pag_slash_2 wrote: Far be it from me to criticise the high quality of news that is deemed deserving of space on our esteemed website - but wtf is this sh!t It's rock and guitar news. Here's why: Russell Brand's got "rock star" quality. And rock stars say outrageous stuff all the time, like Gene Simmons and Ozzy. Taylor Swift plays guitar, so this qualifies as guitar news. Lady Gaga is a pretty cool guy that plays ehr paino and doesn't afraid of anything, which is punk spirit. So stop complaining. You win this one nailsarecruel, but I would have got away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids!
    aahahahahah, indeed.
    Magero
    Zombie325 wrote: Definitely not pertinent to music, this isn't TMZ. ... on the other hand, Russell Brand is awesome.
    See, this comment started out so well...
    Zombie325
    Definitely not pertinent to music, this isn't TMZ. ... on the other hand, Russell Brand is awesome.
    Crimson Ghost
    mcr-fan-405 wrote: he needs to go on tour with infant sorrow
    i saw infant sorrow live at the roxy ! and yeah, i think the infant sorrow album is the 2nd best album of 2010, it's amazing
    Sam Wotrey
    Crimson Ghost wrote: mcr-fan-405 wrote: he needs to go on tour with infant sorrow i saw infant sorrow live at the roxy ! and yeah, i think the infant sorrow album is the 2nd best album of 2010, it's amazing
    Hope he doesn't play African Child. It's the worst thing to happen to Africa since apartheid.
    guitarsftw
    gizmodious wrote: Russell Brand rocks, no question there, but he doesnt do anything musically... except for Katy Perry! /zing
    HE'S THE LEAD SINGER OF THE BEST ROCK AND ROLL BAND EVER! INFANT SORROW ROCKS! INSIDE OF YOU! INSIDE OF YOU! How I long to be, is it wrong to be inside of you...
    gizmodious
    Russell Brand rocks, no question there, but he doesnt do anything musically... except for Katy Perry! /zing
    shreducator
    Idk if Russell is off the drugs or not....."I'm gonna shrink them down till they're the size of dollies." ?
    Cosby1
    Ive been wanting Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift to perform a lesbian show for me for months but that didnt make the news.
    Msu_Man04
    pag_slash_2 wrote: Wait a minute, lady gaga - punk spirit? awww hell nao
    If the punk spirit is doing what you want to do, not giving a fu ck what anyone thinks... then... yeah, whether you like it or not.
    shwilly
    nailsarecruel wrote: It's rock and guitar news. Here's why: Russell Brand's got "rock star" quality
    I disagree: I don't think of UG as a "rock and guitar news" website > sure, those are the topics that seem to dominate this site (along with "metal", and therefore I think it's only fair that the emphasis lies on those genres as far as the news coverage is concerned), but luckily there seems to be plenty of room for drummers, bass players, singers, etc. and also for other (popular)music genres such as blues, funk and (to a lesser extent) hip-hop and electronic music Purism is for snobs and people who take themselves too seriously, so I thik it's pretty retarded when people get all pissed off about UG occasionally covering stuff like Cypress Hill, Public Enemy or the release of a UG Electronic Album, etc. However, this article is slightly different > I mean, Berlusconi got voted "Rock Star of the Year" by Rolling Stone last year. Does that make him UG-worthy? Naw, and I think we did cross that "not even remotely relevant for this website"-line on this one (and no > banging hot singers does not make you a musician...)
    mcr-fan-405
    Russel Brand sung on the songs for get him to the greeks soundtrack and its probably one of the best rock albums of the year, he's ug worthy
    fede01_8
    pag_slash_2 wrote: Wait a minute, lady gaga - punk spirit? awww hell nao
    your Sarcasm Detector is broken
    pag_slash_2
    Far be it from me to criticise the high quality of news that is deemed deserving of space on our esteemed website - but wtf is this sh!t
    False_God
    Daily Mirror = Most retarded newspaper on earth. And a sad day to see UG qouting from it.
    nailsarecruel
    pag_slash_2 wrote: Far be it from me to criticise the high quality of news that is deemed deserving of space on our esteemed website - but wtf is this sh!t
    It's rock and guitar news. Here's why: Russell Brand's got "rock star" quality. And rock stars say outrageous stuff all the time, like Gene Simmons and Ozzy. Taylor Swift plays guitar, so this qualifies as guitar news. Lady Gaga is a pretty cool guy that plays ehr paino and doesn't afraid of anything, which is punk spirit. So stop complaining.
    pag_slash_2
    nailsarecruel wrote: pag_slash_2 wrote: Far be it from me to criticise the high quality of news that is deemed deserving of space on our esteemed website - but wtf is this sh!t It's rock and guitar news. Here's why: Russell Brand's got "rock star" quality. And rock stars say outrageous stuff all the time, like Gene Simmons and Ozzy. Taylor Swift plays guitar, so this qualifies as guitar news. Lady Gaga is a pretty cool guy that plays ehr paino and doesn't afraid of anything, which is punk spirit. So stop complaining.
    You win this one nailsarecruel, but I would have got away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids!
    pag_slash_2
    Msu_Man04 wrote: If the punk spirit is doing what you want to do, not giving a **** what anyone thinks... then... yeah, whether you like it or not.
    Yeah.. but.. she does. The clothes don't play the music, she does, but she wears all that crap to get attention, which helps her sell records
    Nickpocalypse
    Russel Brand is amazing, love the guy. In fact the only person I don't really like that was mentioned in this article is, I think, the only guitar player (Taylor Swift), and that's only because I'm not a fan of her genre (although I'm sure she's very talented). Anyways, Russel Brand; cool guy.
    Sen-si
    False_God : Daily Mirror = Most retarded newspaper on earth. And a sad day to see UG qouting from it.
    +50
    Pimpbot5000 : How bout you suck my dick while Russel Brand watches and jacks off.....make it sexy and when you're done I want you to say "Ohh what a lovely tea party"
    Quality film.