Slayer Unveil Their Own Brand Of Condoms

The California thrash titans have just unveiled their own brand of condoms.

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Slayer might have topped themselves this time.

The California thrash titans have just unveiled their own brand of condoms.

The band is selling them on their online webstore for $12.99 for a 3-pack or $19.99 for the 6-pack version.

Instead of trying to come up with something witty to say here, we'll just let the webstore's description say it for us:

"For when you're going South of Heaven!"

"Each Slayer Custom Condom 'matchbook' holds 1 Durex latex condom."

"Available as a 3-pack or 6-pack."

Check out a photo of the Slayer condoms below.

Pick up some Slayer condoms at their webstore.

As we previously reported, although Slayer have continued touring without guitarist Jeff Hanneman (who's been ailing from a rare flesh-eating virus) this year, the band have no plans on recording new material without their missing bandmate.

Thanks for the report to Noisecreep.com.

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    robbie-rocks
    Next time Kerry King says "Metallica are sell outs", I hope someone points out 'tallica don't have their own brand of condoms.
    kylealex09
    It's like the condom is telling me what I should do to her. Slayer. Sounds sexy.
    District
    Oh come on people... this is funny! You guys are way too critical on shit like this.
    jurnag12
    well, this is.....somehwat original.
    DegaDeth wrote: They're really moving into KISS territory now. What next, a Slayer casket?
    ....I'd buy a Slayer casket.
    AxemanRob wrote: What's next? Slayer vibrators that go to 200 bpm?
    Actually, vibrators are kinda similar to Dave Lombardo. They're fast, but you have to do everything but the deed itself for them, otherwise it's just a lot of noise.
    Dime6String
    So,..... Slayer is becoming like KISS and just putting their name on stupid shit?? O.o
    Juankpjc
    AxemanRob wrote: What's next? Slayer vibrators that go to 200 bpm?
    LOOOOLLLLL XD
    courageous93
    Krieger91 wrote: What.The.Airbourne.F*ck.
    This. [qu ote]AxemanRob wrote: What's next? Slayer vibrators that go to 200 bpm?[/quote] I lol'd.
    robbie-rocks wrote: Next time Kerry King says "Metallica are sell outs", I hope someone points out 'tallica don't have their own brand of condoms.
    Yet.
    moparhead
    good tool to perform Altar Of Sacrifice High priest awaiting dagger in hand Spilling the pure virgin blood Satan's slaughter, ceremonial death Answer his every command
    Pagan_Poetry
    Has anyone noticed the staple at the bottom holding it together? I'm guessing Slayer's brand of condoms are 100% ineffective. They all have bloody holes in them!
    Grudgeshredder
    conor-figgy wrote: *during sex* #Raining Blood!!!!!# Wait, oh god oh god oh god!!!!
    +1. The gallops come in and you're like "oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, etc."
    AnnihilationUK
    I love Slayer. I love Sex. Match made in heaven! ... South of heaven that is. Bitche'z be screamin' like the intro of Angel of Death.
    Pit_
    Slayer taking the KISS path. Slayer coffins to be available in the forseeable future.
    link no1
    Has anyone else other than this guy seen/used a condom? It clearly isn't going through where the actual condom in the packet is and they're clearly for novelty.
    Duhhh, I think we could of guessed that they don't go through condom, he was probably making a joke that isn't so damn obvious for once on the comments page.
    Camron62\m/
    AxemanRob wrote: What's next? Slayer vibrators that go to 200 bpm?[/quote] LMFAO GENIUS +100000
    slayer1o00
    I'd probably use one and keep the rest for the lulz. Or...use and keep all of them. Extra lulz
    DegaDeth
    They're really moving into KISS territory now. What next, a Slayer casket?
    CrackTheSkye
    What a rip! Your paying more than triple the cost just for the little cardboard Slayer matchbook. A 12pk of Durex condoms at my local supermarket is like $5.77
    Bezza27
    its just a normal condom, with a bit of cardboard stapled to the front that says slayer on it?
    ashers67
    Pagan_Poetry wrote: Has anyone noticed the staple at the bottom holding it together? I'm guessing Slayer's brand of condoms are 100% ineffective. They all have bloody holes in them!
    Has anyone else other than this guy seen/used a condom? It clearly isn't going through where the actual condom in the packet is and they're clearly for novelty. I can't see what it says the red text on the back, but know that when Enter Shikari were on tour a year or 2 back they sold condoms with the title of their latest single on: "You're Not Getting Any Sleep Tonight" which I thought was pretty witty and good enough to warrant buying as a souvenir which a friend of mine did.
    metalgod96
    DegaDeth wrote: They're really moving into KISS territory now. What next, a Slayer casket?
    Slayer doing caskets really isn't shocking. I'm surprised they haven't already actually. Just don't use these condoms if it happens to be raining blood.
    dalejandro88
    the band have no plans on recording new material without their missing bandmate.
    of course they're not, he writes every slayer song
    theunforgivn
    I think this is more of a "collectable" than a attempt to make a real marketable item
    slaveskinJACKET
    As much of their career as they owe to their image and the shock value of their anti-religious/satanist perspective, you'd have thought they would have marketed them as 'lubricated with the seed of Satan', or something like that. And, yeah, Kiss has already done it.
    Pagan_Poetry wrote: Has anyone noticed the staple at the bottom holding it together? I'm guessing Slayer's brand of condoms are 100% ineffective. They all have bloody holes in them!
    I noticed that, too. Along with the fact that you're paying $20 for a 6-pack of plain Durex condoms, albeit in a Slayer matchbook. Those things are cheap. Hell, as far as I know, every single type of their specialty (not novelty) condoms are cheaper than that.
    conor-figgy wrote: *during sex* #Raining Blood!!!!!# Wait, oh god oh god oh god!!!!
    That is both hilarious and disgusting.
    horsethief10
    even if it has holes in it, i would still pay triple for it. i mean, if im paying like 40 dollars for 3 condoms, then my wife can afford an abortion. period.