Slayer Valentine's Day Candy Jar

Days ahead of Valentine's Day, Slayer have added a special candy jar to their inventory of online merchandise.

Slayer Valentine's Day Candy Jar
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They say heavy metal will rot your brain. Now it will rot your teeth, too. Days ahead of Valentine's Day, Slayer have added a special candy jar to their inventory of online merchandise, Blabbermouth.net reports. Standing 3.5 inches tall, the jar comes filled with red and black candies - each emblazoned with a word like "destroy", "hate" or "kill". Some feature the band's logo. It's only $12.99, so even if it's not the most romantic gift you can give this Tuesday, it's certainly among the cheapest. And as the webstore helpfully points out, "Afterwards, the jar can be reused a stash tin, dude." Let it never be said Slayer doesn't know its audience. And should fellas have luck with the candy jars and find themselves, well, getting lucky, Slayer once again has them covered - literally. Last year, the thrash pioneers unveiled their own brand of condoms. Thanks for the report to Noisecreep.com.

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    Pagan_Poetry
    Oh yeah thanks. Tell us the day before valentines so it won't arrive here until way after the due date.
    Rob E
    I love Slayer, and hate to be the guy mentioning Metallica in a story that's not about them, but i wonder how much sellout heat they would be getting if this story was about them.
    nailsarecruel
    even if it's not the most romantic gift you can give this Tuesday, it's certainly among the cheapest.
    Whoa whoa, Don Juan.