Ted Nugent Tells Texas Bikers: 'Put A F---ing Gun In Your Hand'

The best thing that could possibly happen to Ted Nugent would be four more years of President Obama.

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The best thing that could possibly happen to Ted Nugent would be four more years of President Obama.

The conservative rocker's election-year anger has provided him with endless fodder for inevitably publicized rants, and last Friday (June 8) at the Republic of Texas Biker Rally in Forth Worth, Texas, the Nuge addressed all the "NRA gun nut motherf--kers out there", urging them to "put a f--king gun in your hand, Texas, stormtroopers are coming", Rolling Stone reports.

Nugent isn't just afraid liberals are coming to seize his beloved weapons, however. He's also irked by the government's actions against guitar manufacturer Gibson, which has gotten in trouble for using wood from endangered trees.

"Any p-ssies from the [U.S.] Fish and Wildlife out there, you want to take my guitars?," Nugent said. "F--k you!"

While some might think the Nuge crazy, especially for making such statements after catching heat from the Secret Service earlier this year, the rocker's patter at another point in the show revealed him to be quite self-aware.

"I p-ss off a-sholes just for being myself," he said.

Thanks for the report to Noisecreep.com.

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    mradubz33
    Its a little redundant to tell Texas bikers to put a gun in their hand...I'm pretty sure they're all strapped already
    stondagain
    "put a f--king gun in your hand, Texas, stormtroopers are coming" Chill out dude, Stormtroopers can't aim for sh*t. -Han Solo
    hmcguire
    Jimmyboba wrote: Why can I imagine him shouting "DEY TURK AWRR JAWBSS?"
    TUK AWR JAAAAWWWWWBBBSS
    eatfresh1736
    hmcguire wrote: Jimmyboba wrote: Why can I imagine him shouting "DEY TURK AWRR JAWBSS?" TUK AWR JAAAAWWWWWBBBSS
    DUK AAH JAAAAS!
    Macabre_Turtle
    He thinks the protection of endangered trees is a direct threat against his guitars? You know, Teddy, you can't have your guitars if the trees they're made from go extinct, you dumbass.
    Paddy McK
    When he says 'stormtroopers' does he mean Nazis or clones? Both are unlikely.
    Lapidus
    okayyyy, mmmm, I don't know his music but he looks like some sort of evil Neil Young from a parralel universe
    Metal_Militia15
    "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
    eatfresh1736
    Lapidus wrote: okayyyy, mmmm, I don't know his music but he looks like some sort of evil Neil Young from a parralel universe
    You're not terribly far off with that statement
    jurnag12
    PoopietheClown wrote: I would love to cut down an endangered tree, make a bat out of it, burn the left overs and use said bat to beat the F out of the tree hugging pussies on this thread. For God's sake guys...grow a pair.
    You do understand that being logical about this whole wood thing doesn't make you a pussy, right? If you cut down all the trees of a certain endangered species for guitars now, then congratulations! You'll never be able to do that again, because you destroyed the species. It keeps amusing me that people like you seem to think that even daring to think in the long term is somehow a bad thing.
    Basti95
    Jimmyboba wrote: Why can I imagine him shouting "DEY TURK AWRR JAWBSS?"
    hahaha awesome reference. THYR TRK R JRBS!!!!!
    Agent 00Awesome
    Maiden95 wrote: This is why I refuse to see the guy in concert.
    Are you kidding? I'd love to see one of these rants in person, haha.
    badfish_lewis
    Smegal wrote: As an avid les paul user I say this. Shut up Ted Nugent. Yeah I love my guitars but endangered tree's are illigal to harvest, i'd rather play on a basic stratocaster from a basic wood than the best les paul from illegally harvested wood. I agree with guns in a PURELY self defence of homes sense, thus i dislike the NRA who use that amendment as an excuse to go around shooting everything legally allowed and breeding a gun loving and abusing culture... It's fools like this d-bag that show the problems in allowing everyone the right to free speech... The irony is if someone then used that to speak against him he's probably have them shot lol
    Perhaps you should look into how ridiculous the argument by the feds is before you talk about illegally harvesting trees. The feds are saying that if Indian workers finish the wood then it's legal but it's not legal for Gibson to buy unfinished wood and finish it themselves in America. That said, Nugent is crazy as ****.
    rafey
    eatfresh1736 wrote: hmcguire wrote: Jimmyboba wrote: Why can I imagine him shouting "DEY TURK AWRR JAWBSS?" TUK AWR JAAAAWWWWWBBBSS DUK AAH JAAAAS!
    DERRRR DERK DI DERRRKKK!
    Epi g-310
    PoopietheClown wrote: I would love to cut down an endangered tree, make a bat out of it, burn the left overs and use said bat to beat the F out of the tree hugging pussies on this thread. For God's sake guys...grow a pair.
    I'll admit you could be trolling, but I have to say, that was the least intelligent thing I've heard all day. I'm not sure how it's even possible to be a guitarist and not care about preserving the endangered woods your instruments are made out of.
    Kriggs
    When will Ted ever say something I agree with? I even own a Gibson guitar.
    zalant
    john_kimble wrote: I love The Nuge, but how can you take a guy who wrote a song called "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" seriously?
    That's all the reason to take him seriously. He has at least one of my interests at heart.
    Paddy McK wrote: When he says 'stormtroopers' does he mean Nazis or clones? Both are unlikely.
    I can only hope that he has inside knowledge of an upcoming S.O.D. album. } : - ) >
    john_kimble
    I love The Nuge, but how can you take a guy who wrote a song called "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" seriously?
    kratos379
    BigMikeBDD wrote: acesorcerer17 wrote: BigMikeBDD wrote: See the picture UG chose here? Tell me they aren't biased. Nug may be a little crazy, but I'll take his side on the Obama issue. Worst. President. Ever. really? ever? you just admitted to everyone you don't know shit. Wait, let me get this right. You support a guy who has failed and points blame to anyone but himself, even his own DEMOCRATIC congress and you have the right to say someone else doesn't know sh*t? Yep, typical Libbie tool, uneducated and blind.
    If you really think Obama is the worst president of all time, I really recommend that you look up Warren Harding. You have absolutely no understanding of history if you think Obama is the worst president. Don't even try to call people uneducated when you don't even take the time to learn about history.
    roosterfx1
    basically hes doing what everyone wants to do really, wave guns around and play guitars
    jthm_guitarist
    There's no way someone can be this terrible of a person... the more I read about him the more I wonder if he isn't playing a character. You know, like Stephen Colbert? Maybe he just play's a hateful racist idiot as... some kind of joke?
    deimachy
    BigMikeBDD wrote: Wait, let me get this right. You support a guy who has failed and points blame to anyone but himself, even his own DEMOCRATIC congress and you have the right to say someone else doesn't know sh*t? Yep, typical Libbie tool, uneducated and blind.
    http://www.wha tthe****hasobamadonesofar.co m/ But, you know, whatever. You won't change your mind regardless of any evidence that shows that Obama actually has done good things for this country.
    acesorcerer17
    BigMikeBDD wrote: See the picture UG chose here? Tell me they aren't biased. Nug may be a little crazy, but I'll take his side on the Obama issue. Worst. President. Ever.
    really? ever? you just admitted to everyone you don't know shit.
    im not mental
    eatfresh1736 wrote: hmcguire wrote: Jimmyboba wrote: Why can I imagine him shouting "DEY TURK AWRR JAWBSS?" TUK AWR JAAAAWWWWWBBBSS DUK AAH JAAAAS!
    COCK-A-DOODLE-DOOOOO!!!!!
    john_kimble
    zalant wrote on 06/13/2012 - 12:14 pm / quote | john_kimble wrote: I love The Nuge, but how can you take a guy who wrote a song called "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" seriously? That's all the reason to take him seriously. He has at least one of my interests at heart. I wish I could like your comment x1000.
    gmoney2748
    So I guess nobody on here has thought about the fact that for every tree these companies cut down they plant two? Most of you may be thinking logically from what was presented here (obviously done only for the sake of traffic and comments) but your doing so without any facts whatsoever. And the writer of this article could have actually looked into the facts of nuge's claims. And lastly, I wonder how many of you intolerant ****s have even ever been to Texas.
    FREAKAZOID_69
    "put a f--king gun in your hand, Texas, stormtroopers are coming" - Stormtroppers? Since when is Canada invading Texas
    Business
    This guy is a total idiot When opening for KISS on their initial farewell tour, he used to end his set shouting "If you can't speak English get out of America". Well the guy didn't think it would be best to NOT shout that in Montreal, a french-speaking city, located in America. Well what do you know, the moron does go on with his routine, and rightly gets booed off the stage.
    SlayerX114
    that's cute. he responds to tabloid media and feels like a patriot. adorable.
    captainsnazz
    "put a f--king gun in your hand, Texas, and then shoot yourself"
    Fixed that for you, Nuge.
    Business
    shoule79 wrote: Business wrote: This guy is a total idiot When opening for KISS on their initial farewell tour, he used to end his set shouting "If you can't speak English get out of America". Well the guy didn't think it would be best to NOT shout that in Montreal, a french-speaking city, located in America. Well what do you know, the moron does go on with his routine, and rightly gets booed off the stage. 1) Montreal is in Canada, not the US 2) Anyone who's ever been to Montreal will tell you that although its in Quebec, its primarily an English speaking city. With the Hasidics on the hill, the Latin Quarter and the Italians in St. Leonard, French is barely in the top 5 languages, even if it is the official one.
    1) America is a continent, USA is a country. Canada is part of America 2) Anyone who's been in Montreal? Well I was born there and lived there for 24 years, still work there. The main language is french, not because I say so, because that's what the statistics from census say. And of course, many people from outside of Montreal were at that show, and so was I.
    rudoggg
    love his music, but he has to be one of the biggest dickheads in rock n roll
    Mouloudo
    this dude is a complete retard, small d*ck syndrome, compensate with big guitars, big guns, big cars AND big mouth
    caboose243
    seems ug hates ted nugent...he speaks his mind, doesnt like the current government...and pisses everyone off...thats rock people, yall should idolize this man
    dennis.1960
    "Any p-ssies from the [U.S.] Fish and Wildlife out there, you want to take my guitars?," Nugent said. "F--k you!"
    Who said anything about taking his guitars??? Actually, I'd vote for any candidate willing to take away Ted's guitars...
    mike1990
    The liberals aren't taking away any constitutional rights. We Americans would have to vote to pass it and no way we vote to take away the right to bear arms.
    Gortorek
    If I was a conservative, I'd be ashamed to say nugent and I were on the same team.