Friday Fun: 10 Things As Old As Anthony Kiedis

Red Hot Chili Peppers singer has recently celebrated his 50th birthday. Let's take a look at another 10 things just as old as he is.

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The Red Hot Chili Peppers have always seemed somewhat juvenile, what with their topless torsos and sock-clad, er, chili peppers.

The band recently rocked it pretty hard on Lollapalooza and even in Flea's back garden.

But when we say "always," we mean it - the iconic alt band has been around since 1983.

So it shouldn't be a huge surprise that lead singer Anthony Kiedis who's turned 50 on November 1 (Spinner), but it still kinda is.

Fifty is pretty old, right?

Well, let's put it into perspective by looking at 10 other things that are as old as Anthony Kiedis:

WalMart

Before Sam Waltons' empire metastasized into the world's third largest public company, it was just one lonely Wal-Mart store that opened in Rogers, Arkansas on July 2, 1962.

Navy SEALs

SEAL Team Six is the most famous military unit in recent memory, but their tradition is actually rather short. While the U.S. Marine Corps has been around since 1775, the Navy SEALS (SEa, Air, Land) were only "activated" on Jan. 1, 1962, with SEAL Teams One and Two sent to support the Pacific and Atlantic fleets.

Jamaica

Best known for giving the world reggae, Rastafarianism and sound systems, the country itself is only 50 years old. Though inhabited for thousands of years before Columbus accidentally encountered the island, Jamaica was ruled by the Spanish and British for centuries until finally achieving independence on Aug. 6, 1962.

Andy Warhol's Campbell's Soup Cans

Probably the most famous paintings of the last century, and certainly the most influential, Warhol's breakthrough pop art brought high culture to the masses by removing its pretensions and adding accessibility.

Cuban Missile Crisis

It's also been 50 years since the world didn't blow up in October 1962 when JFK played a nuclear-powered game of chicken with the Soviets. The confrontation ended with the Russians sailing back home with their missiles between their legs and a triumphant Kennedy living happily ever after for 13 more months.

James Bond Movies

'Skyfall' is the gajillionth James Bond movie to come out in the past 50 years. The first was 'Dr. No', which starred Sean Connery as the British superspy and began with 007's trip to the newly-independent nation of Jamaica where he met local shell diver Ursula Andress.

Spider-Man and The Hulk

On August 10, 1962, the 15th and final issue of comic book anthology Amazing Fantasy came out, featuring a new creation by writer Stan Lee and artist Steve Ditko named Peter Parker, the Amazing Spider-Man. Only a couple months earlier, Lee and another artist, Jack Kirby, had unveiled the first issue of The Incredible Hulk.

The Rolling Stones

This whole year has been one big 50th birthday party for the British band, with unreleased photos, new documentaries and even an upcoming tour which will apparently cost you your future retirement savings thus forcing you to work forever... just like the Rolling Stones themselves.

Beatles' First Recording

Though credited to "Tony Sheridan And The Beat Brothers," it was indeed The Beatles (sans Ringo, who wouldn't replace Pete Best for a few more months) who played back-up on this single recorded during their Hamburg sojourn. Legend has it that the U.K. release caught record store owner Brian Epstein's attention and the rest is, well, history.

Wilt Chamberlain's 100 Point Game Record

In a 169-147 point win over the New York Nicks, Chamberlain claimed a full 100 points for his Philly Warriors on March 2, 1962. The closest anyone has come to this 50-year-old record is Kobe Bryant's 81 points (Jordan never came closer than 69, because he, y'know, also passed the ball). Wilt the Stilt's *other* record is also likely to never be beaten.

Can you think of any other things of Kiedis' age? Let us know in the comments.

55 comments sorted by best / new / date

    -xCaMRocKx-
    "So it shouldn't be a huge surprise that lead singer Anthony Kiedis who's turned 50 on November 1 (Spinner), but it still kinda is." Is it just me, or does this sentence make no sense?
    raw_sugar80
    Where is the article?
    aids9999
    what's Wilt's *other* record?
    link no1
    Hmmmm...an article about 10 more useless things than this article would be pretty fun to read.
    CMepTb
    Triumphant Kennedy? Really? I thought Americans had access to Wikipedia...atleast. P.S. sorry for bringing up a political topic at a music site.
    eVwaylon
    Pretty sure this is a U.K. site. In America we know when to "mix up the truth a little". This isn't one of those times.
    rhcpjhlz
    I'm American, but don't include me in your discussion fool, you don't know me...
    BENDO789
    'The confrontation ended with the Russians sailing back home with their missiles between their legs and a triumphant Kennedy living happily ever after for 13 more months.' This is a complete misrepresentation of the missile crisis. I'm guessing an American wrote this article?
    frenchdude
    Do we still have the right to old naturally without being turned in derision ? It seems not and making fun of that is really disrespectful towards Anthony Kiedis. Last time it was about Kirk Hammett who fortunately said he'll rock another 20 years and you know what ? That's the only thing I needed to read. Who is next ? Bets opened..
    PaulPL
    James Bond (in movie), first Beatles' record. Oh, and he's as old as Yemen (country)
    FlyingPirahna
    Maybe he'll finally step up his lyricism from the fourth grade trappings he's been stuck in most of his career.
    ChiliPepper9
    (Jordan never came closer than 69, because he, y'know, also passed the ball) BAHAHAHAH YES^
    kangarucci45
    Old is relative, trust me if you're young right now, blink your eyes and imagine you are fifty and you will feel what it's like to get "old". The cruel trick of nature is that you don't don't actually feel any different when you reach that number(and that's really all it is). But all of a sudden you start realising how obsessed our culture is with age and people gradually begin using it against you. Usually starts with passive aggressive age related jokes. My advice to those who have yet to get "old". Watch what you put into your bodies over the next decades and keep reinventing yourself. It will determine the quality of your life when you hit the big five zero. Also, respect your elders.....they can usually pass on good free advice based on their own experience.