Friday Fun: UG Top 10 Impossible Collaborations

We've built up the one and only Top 10 of The Most Impossible Music Collaborations for your pleasure and entertainment.

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Thanks to your votes we've made up this list and, damn, that's a promising one!

First off, thanks to all of you guys for the hilarious comments you've provided in our yesterday's article, hope everyone had fun while reading them. Meanwhile, we've built up the one and only Top 10 of The Most Impossible Music Collaborations for your pleasure and entertainment. So, here we go...

10. Creed And Watain

Why not? Maybe they could talk to each other, have a group hug, become friends.

09. The Beatles And MC Hammer

If they were to perform together, it'd be Maxwell's silver hammer time!

08. Zakk Wylde And Fred Durst

Well, if Zakk sings and Fred plays guitar that would be truly wonderful.

07. Rotting Christ And Dave Mustaine

It's still possible. Theoretically...

06. Cannibal Corpse And Jim Carrey

05. Courtney Love And Dave Grohl

04. Jimi Hendrix with Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain, Dime, Cliff Burton, Freddie Mercury, Amy Winehouse. Whitney Houston, Michael Jackson, John Lennon and George Harrison

Ha! You wish.

03. Anal Cunt And Susan Boyle

The most intriguing thing with this duo would be the name.

02. Cannibal Corpse and The Wiggles

Wonder how their fans should be called cannibal kids?

01. Axl Rose And Slash

That's what we've all been waiting for since around 1993. Maybe petition will help?

P.S. Anyways, it's been a good week, next one will be even better. Good luck everyone, and have a good weekend!

61 comments sorted by best / new / date

    JohnnyApplecore
    I remember reading the comment for #3 and it making me laugh so hard my girlfriend thought I was retarded. Great picks this time, UG.
    swave75
    I would rather see the top 10 collaborations happen before the #1 collaboration happen just because I am sick of hearing about.
    PatVanHalen5150
    Really? I get 3 thumbs down for calling Zakk annoying & just last week I get over 300 thumbs up for saying he should name his kid Pinch Harmonics Godawful Tone. Tough crowd.
    Slaytan666
    I still think Foo Fighters with Slash on an episode of Glee Filmed at the Westboro Baptist Church is a winner, but Cannibal Corpse with The Wiggles would be f***ing hilarious, too. I bet it would look like a GWAR video..
    spiff-corgi
    Oh, Mr. Thumbs Down Every Comment on the Page in the Hopes That When Someone Thumbs Them All Back Up They Thumb His Comment Too, we meet again.
    What's a genre?
    But despite all his rage, he's still trapped in a cage XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
    gnurph
    How about... Layne Staley, Dimebag Darrel, Randy Rhodes, Cliff Burton and Jimmy 'The Rev' Sullivan? That would be epic.
    Metallidethium
    Everyone of them is funny except 4 which is kinda sad because a lot of those collaborations might actually be amazing.
    BloodyPumpkins
    What's a genre? wrote: But despite all his rage, he's still trapped in a cage XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
    Why are you singing "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" here?
    Kueller917
    Surprised the Gallagher brothers didn't make it on the list. Saw that one mentioned quite a few times.
    swave75
    How about Phil Spector and freedom? That one won't happen anytime soon.
    Metallidethium
    BloodyPumpkins wrote: What's a genre? wrote: But despite all his rage, he's still trapped in a cage XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD Why are you singing "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" here?
    I think the better question is why is he singing the WRONG "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" lyrics here?
    spiff-corgi
    spiff-corgi wrote: Oh, Mr. Thumbs Down Every Comment on the Page in the Hopes That When Someone Thumbs Them All Back Up They Thumb His Comment Too, we meet again.
    Ah I rumbled six of them this time. Don't worry, I don't mind biting the bullet, I thumbed all the comments back up anyway.
    Jimmyboba
    I'm gutted my Neil Patrick Harris + Ted Nugent suggestion didn't make the top ten.
    LazyHardRocker
    Zakk Wylde and Fred Durst don't seem too impossibru. Neither does Rotting Christ and Dave Mustaine (hey, they're both metal). Dave and Courtney take the cake.
    Maiden95
    I like how you guys are doing these Wednesday questions and turning them into a top ten list. Pretty entertaining, keep it up.
    ne14t
    JayMichaelRayne wrote: lol'd hard at that band with identical guitars
    Thats the wiggles man, my 3 year old niece ****ing loves them. Now if they collabed with Cannibal Corpse she might actually be able to drag me along to a show!