Wednesday Question: What Song Will You Be Forced To Hear In Hell?

This week we're looking for the worst rather than best of music. Which songs do you find unbearable? Nominate and vote for them here.

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This week we're flipping the Wednesday question on its head. Rather than look for the best of music, we're asking you to nominate and rate the very worst of music. With your help, we want to solve the following question: Which songs will we be forced to listen to in hell? Post your nominations for the worst, most unbearable songs possible in the comments. We'll round up and post the results next week. You might suggest something obvious like Justin Bieber, or something uncomfortably aggressive like Venetian Snares, but we're sure that once the nominations roll in that we'll be left with a top 10 that could make Satan himself cringe. If you want, imagine the song will be played on repeat for eternity. That's one surefire way to make a bad song even worse. Leave your vote in the comments, upvote the songs your agree with, and hit "like" in the top right to help bring your friends along to help vote too. We'd love to say how excited we are to compile this list, but something tells us it will be hellish.

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    Mikethespud
    Hot Problems by Double Take, if you haven't heard it, don't look it up. You have been warned.
    slapsymcdougal
    A loop of every cover of Smells Like Teen Spirit ever recorded on any medium.
    gnurph
    Throw in the unrecorded versions as performed by the inexperienced, just learning guitar players and you certainly have a winner.
    dentrix
    I'm gonna say my favourite song, what would be worse than having the song you love most blasted at you over and over again until it lost all meaning to you? It would ruin all music for you...
    AnnihilationUK
    Metallica's St Anger but with everything taken out apart from Lars' snare hits.
    FallenDestiny
    It's Friday, Friday. Yesterday was Thursday, today it is Friday. Yeah, that was just a glimpse of what you could listen to in hell. Friday by Rebecca Black, if you haven't figured yet
    gnurph
    But wait, there's actually a WORSE version of that particular slice of sonic hell
    Basica lly, it's a parody of that song in which it's been reworked into 'Sunday' and it's all about going to church on sunday. The irony would make it even more painful.
    Mack888
    That cover of Wonderwall by One Direction.
    DexterF
    Or Wonderwall. (Never in music history has an otherwise cool song been ruined by an annoying chorus like Wonderwall.)
    Maiden95
    Not that's a bad song, but in reality, you KNOW Slayer's Angel of Death is playing in hell.
    KISSmyass666
    Starts out with venom's welcome to hell and then angel of death starts. The tearing limb-from-limb now begins.
    JohnMerrick
    and as soon as you start to enjoy it all, Lulu starts to play, full blast. for all of eternity