Wednesday Question: Worst Collaboration Song

Name a collaboration that just shouldn't have happened.

Wednesday Question: Worst Collaboration Song
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Regardless of the genre, collaborations are always a nice way to spice things up in the music world, often securing an additional dose of public attention.

The attention-grabbing aspect of collabs is massively overused in the pop world, but that's not what we're here to discuss. We'll be focusing on the rock realm and the joint tracks that we'd be better off without. Making it official, this week's Wednesday Question is:

What is the worst collaboration song?

Not a strictly rock-based vote, but as always, guitar-driven tracks are preferred. So sift through all the joint ventures out there and try to think of the one that just makes you cringe. And remember - focus on a single songs, not the album projects (yes, we all know what we're talking about, right?).

Same rules as always apply - only one suggestion per comment, vote up the ideas you support and vote down the ones you dislike. We'll sum up your votes by Friday and bring you another traditional UG Top 10. Let the vote begin!

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    Aryan Death Man
    Michael Jackson & Eddie Murphy
    rip3149
    I had to Google this because I couldn't believe that something this horrendous was actually professionally produced by either of these 2 men...apparently there is no justice in this world...
    mookieb
    Eddie Murphy's trying to sound like Prince but ends up looking like a queen...
    Floyd Phoenix
    I think we all know the obvious answer here, and it involves Lou Reed and Metallica... Hell, I can't pick a single song...
    pjn7000
    Ozzy and Jessica Simpson, Winter wonderland
    robo37
    Brian May and Dappy - We Will Rock You Brian May and Blue - We Will Rock You Brian May and the Spice Girls - We Will Rock You Brian May and Jessie J - We Will Rock You
    matteo cubano
    since it's asking for "guitar" driven and "rock" realm songs……
    PoloSG68
    Jesus, that sounds like something put together on Garageband.
    matteo cubano
    after hearing things about Young Money and their production I definitely wouldn't put it past them. i recently heard about how they've stolen youtube beats before and released songs featuring them.
    metaldalz
    Avril Lavigne & Chad Kroeger
    metallideth88
    Mick Jagger and David Bowie
    KingNothing666
    Do you mean this one? Dancing in the Street? The video makes it so much worse!!
    Blew1
    To be honest, you'll have a hard time topping this. What makes it even worse is they probably had sex with each other between takes...drugs are bad...
    ZWH
    Didn't this song win 'best collaboration' a year ago or so?
    awb120
    Anything featuring Yoko Ono.
    metallideth88
    Worst collaboration? Yo momma and Yo daddy to make you
    BigBi
    I've got a better one with Metallica:
    So, it was not that bad with Lou Reed right ?
    shaundp
    Holy crap, this is probably less listenable than Lulu. I'm disgusted and impressed.
    Sebo
    I AM THE TABLE
    GameSkate
    There are 10 songs on Lulu. Coincidence?
    RU486
    Fuck it I don't know, maybe "Pumping Blood"?
    Rimfrost
    Mistress Dread might be a better choice, atleadt Pumping Blood got a couple of decent riffs. Mistress Dread just sounds like an old man kicking a beehive for 8 minutes.
    third(-)eye
    Can the entire list just be songs from Lulu? Aren't there exactly 10 songs on that album anyway? It would be perfect!
    1916
    Metallica fans should rejoice one thing on Lulu, and that is the return of decent sounding drums. Listen to the end of Cheat On Me. Cue the down votes.
    mrsuns10
    I actually liked The View.... I thought it was a good song
    entropicxdisson
    This song is the real reason Varg killed Euronymous, he messed up a note on the solo....
    Fatewhip
    I AM THE TABLE
    AxemanRob
    Scooter and Status Quo?